Top 100 Quotes About Morons
#1. Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons.
Ray Bradbury
#2. You'll want men who are competent, who can get the job done. Who wants to be surrounded by morons and fuck-ups?
Jack Donovan
#3. To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans
Zoe Marriott
#4. We have morons representing us. People who go up and vote for a bill that they have never read - I mean, are we crazy? Are we insane to hand over our government to those kinds of people?
Wayne Rogers
#5. Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?
Leo Szilard
#7. Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent and sensitive people from morons.
Alan Watts
#9. I'm surrounded by morons, I muttered, making certain both the accused in question could hear me, before I began hopping away from them. I was positive I looked like a psychotic Easter bunny terrorizing the woods.
Nicole Williams
#10. In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'
Steve Schirripa
#11. Morons often like to claim that their truth has been suppressed: that they are like Galileo, a noble outsider fighting the rigid and political domain of the scientific literature, which resists every challenge to orthodoxy.
Ben Goldacre
#12. You didn't have to tie us up!" Shay shrugged the frayed ropes off.
"Yes, we did!" Adne's hands were on her hips. "You would have torn right through that portal to get to her. You were both acting like morons."
"She's right," Ren said. "They probably did have to tie us up."
Shay grinned.
Andrea Cremer
#13. But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.
Ellen Glasgow
#14. When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.
Michael R. Burch
#15. Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"
Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones
Janet Evanovich
#16. It is very easy for me to imagine in 200 years, people looking back at chemotherapy as proof that people of the 20th century were insane and just morons.
Chuck Klosterman
#17. The morons in government worldwide are extraordinary in both number and depth of moronity.
David Icke
#18. By looking through my human eyes, I hope you can see the humanity in all of it, beyond the topics of my words. Because life is an expression and our species should be a united one, not a just another bunch of tribal morons.
Steve Merrick
#19. There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone.
Theodore Beale
#20. What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know ... morons
Gene Wilder
#21. The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Frank Zappa
#22. You have to remember that what we're dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon on the demon food chain. They're simple demons really. Lowly. You know ... morons. (Jaden)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#23. Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
Dave Barry
#24. He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron
Jerome Salinger
#25. President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance, read my lips-can you imagine such crap in this day and age?
John Updike
#26. Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among political, bureaucratic, judicial, religious, intellectual, artistic, and mass media members, so it is the best place to develop your own field research.
William C. Brown
#27. The American psychologists classified persons on the basis of IQ tests, labeling those judged feebleminded in descending order as morons, imbeciles, or idiots
Henry Friedlander
#28. Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.
Rory Freedman
#29. As someone who makes their living from anticipating, from shaping, the tastes of millions of tasteless morons, you have to tell yourself that the things you feel are universal, that the things you think and feel are thought and felt by millions of other people.
John Niven
#30. She rang me that afternoon on my mobile. I missed her call because of an idiot meeting. I wanted to hurt the morons who'd taken my time ...
Raine Miller
#31. It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.
George Carlin
#32. My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains. He also says there are times when you've got no choice but to defend yourself from common morons.
Carl Hiaasen
#33. People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream
to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.
Joan Bauer
#34. Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.
Mary Matalin
#35. All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.
Vivienne Westwood
#36. Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
Scott Adams
#38. What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
Al Yankovic
#39. nobody likes to be made out to be morons, especially morons.
Jim Riva
#40. I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.
Patrick DeWitt
#41. New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedom don't you get, you morons?'. I'll answer that for you Mr. President. The part where you give it to people by blowing them up.
Bill Maher
#42. Brains & culture seem non-existent from one end of the social scale to the other, & half the morons yell for filth, & the other half continue to put pants on the piano-legs.
Edith Wharton
#43. An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
Bjarne Stroustrup
#44. Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.
Christopher Hitchens
#45. You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
Josh Lieb
#46. I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.
Mark Cuban
#47. Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#48. Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying ... demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism,
Margaret Sanger
#49. I'll regret it for the rest of my life, Rush, but I was fucking seventeen years old. We're morons at seventeen. We think everything we do is right
that nothing has a consequence.
Laura Wright
#50. Morons, you can't do much with them, but it gives you a feeling that you're better than you really are.
Andrew McArthur
#51. By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.
Scott Adams
#52. Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.
Dan Florence
#53. Talking to morons like that is like pissing in a urinal full of cigarette butts, like shitting in a toilet full of Tampax: nothing gets flushed, and everything starts to stink.
Michel Houellebecq
#54. Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I wanted scrambled eggs on toast, but they delivered a family-sized bag of idiots!
Stuart MacBride
#56. I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
Alice Sebold
#57. Only the human mind, unspoiled by the officially structured education and the authority opinions on different subjects, can produce an original thinker. Hail to morons!
Boris Zubry
#59. We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich but are broke by nightfall.
Robert Kiyosaki
#60. most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days.
Jim Dodge
#61. My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.
Gene Simmons
#62. A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.
Ayn Rand
#63. It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
Martin Mull
#64. There are few things he can stand less than a bunch of morons standing around looking at something that doesn't work and wondering who's going to fix it.
Neal Shusterman
#65. It's not Brits who think American readers are a bunch of whinging morons with the geo-social understanding of a wire coathanger, it's American editors.
Terry Pratchett
#66. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,
Jeff Kinney
#67. I don't wanna die, man. They're not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me, so unlike you morons, I'm hiding. Hiding is nice. (Vik)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#68. What a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.
William S. Burroughs
#69. Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life.
M. J. Hyland
#70. When people realized I'm strong, some of them appeared to be morons who automatically assumed it meant they might feel free to "beat" me as hard as they liked to, supposing it had to be fine with me.
Sahara Sanders
#72. Wonder is not a disease. Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent and sensitive people from morons. Is
Alan W. Watts
#73. All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the mother of morons, and it's an absolute toss-up, isn't it? If one could only invent them, like characters in books, it would be much more satisfactory to a well-regulated mind.
Dorothy L. Sayers
#74. You have to eliminate the low-hanging targets first, on the off chance you were dealing with morons.
John Scalzi
#75. What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
Rodman Philbrick
#76. The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.
John Fugelsang
#77. Stay calm. Don't go getting moon mad. Moon sad.
Moon morons.
Sally Gardner
#78. I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons.
Simon Cowell
#79. Shut up! Do you think we're morons?" Michael kept his expression blank. Oh how badly he wanted to say "Yup.
James Dashner
#80. Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.
Michael Winner
#81. I guarantee there is nothing more depressing than knowing morons have complete power over you.
Tim Tharp
#82. The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis ... surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies.
H.L. Mencken
#83. In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.
Simon Jordan
#84. American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg's private world so that he may lock the door behind us. If there is anyone in contemporary fiction worth watching, it is Glen Hirshberg.
Dennis Etchison
#85. Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.
Rudy Rucker
#86. I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
Pat Paulsen
#87. You'll always have morons like that, swallowing belief patterns whole so they don't have to think for themselves.
Richard K. Morgan
#88. If all of your friends are morons is it a
felony, a misdemeanor or an act of God if
you blow their fucking heads off with a
thirty-eight magnum?
Bret Easton Ellis
#89. We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true.
John Malkovich
#90. Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds.Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture)
Ashoka Jahnavi Prasad
#92. Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.
David Ferrier
#93. Well, it's an anomaly! He must have received the wrong dosage. That's what happens when you put these matters in the hands of morons.
Wodke Hawkinson
#94. I'm not a method guy. I can't be bothered to have a method. I just want to be a part of a good movie and I can't stand to be surrounded by morons.
Robert Downey Jr.
#95. You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik)
Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and let them loose. Consider this your first encounter. (Solin)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#96. Before Ethan went all Incredible Hulk on Thayer's ass, the most exciting thing to happen was a spray-cheese fight some of the morons from the wrestling team got into on the back patio.
Sara Shepard
#97. Only morons start a business on a loan?
Mark Cuban
#98. It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.
Michael Grant
#99. The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.
Chris Hardwick
#100. Dealing with morons ... is like teaching Hindu to a beagle.
Lee Child
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