John Fugelsang Quotes

#1. We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

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#2. The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

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#3. I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

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#4. I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.

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#5. People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

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#6. America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

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#7. Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

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#8. Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

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#9. My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

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#10. You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

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#11. Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

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#12. Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

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#13. Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

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#14. The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

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#15. Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?

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#16. I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out,

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#17. Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

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#18. Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

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#19. Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

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#20. If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

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#21. Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

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#22. Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

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#23. I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

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