Punch You Face Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 59 Punch You Face Quotes

#1. I'm more likely to give you a cuddle than a punch in the face. I have a soft side, especially with my girlfriend. I send her flowers and use my culinary skills to pull off romantic meals. I do great Thai dishes. - Author: Jai Courtney
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#2. Idiotic reply, June. Why don't you punch him in the face while you're at it. I turn even more flustered when I remember that I have actually pistol-whipped him in the face before. Romantic - Author: Marie Lu
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#3. Don't make me punch you again, because I swear to God, I will." That elicited a smirk. His face still had a slight shadow where I'd gotten him. "I also have no qualms about going for your man bits again."
"I don't doubt you for a second, Missy. - Author: Chelsea M. Cameron
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#4. Why?"
"Because I said so," and I never once said you were freed from your vow to obey me. So obey me."
"Can you please order me to punch your face? I'll obey that order."
"Later, perhaps. I have nothing but respect for your sadistic side. - Author: Tiffany Reisz
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#5. You get angry, you punch someone in the face. Simple. Direct. Bloody. Fun! - Author: Rick Riordan
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#6. The good news is that fear is a choice. You can stand in front of it, punch it in the face and get on with life. - Gabe - Author: Courtney Cole
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#7. I thought if we made an album that tried to change the world, or give it hope, it would really happen. But all people found was death and destruction and misery and self-hate. I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try. - Author: Gerard Way
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#8. Stay away from her. Don't look at her; don't even think about her. If she appears to you in your dreams, wake up and punch yourself in the face for me. - Author: Victoria Michaels
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#9. You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies ... - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#10. When you go to the other place, part of you doesn't come back.'
What other place, honey?' He placed his watch on the bedstand.
And the part of you that does?' She bit her lip and looked like she was about to punch herself in the face with both fists. 'Shouldn't. - Author: Dennis Lehane
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#11. Everyone needs reality to punch them in the face every once in a while. Keeps you on guard. - Author: Alexandra Bracken
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#12. The Other Him gave a creepy look that bordered on pity. Oh, you poor baby. Which was surreel. Was that what Hradie looked like when he was trying to look sympathetic? No wonder everybody seemed to want to punch him in the face. - Author: Duane Swierczynski
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#13. You can't fake wrestling. We can fake punch, but with wrestling you just have to go ahead and do it. You really need to see the hand hit the face, the head butting and everything. - Author: Channing Tatum
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#14. It's bizarre, a punch in the face hurts less when you win than when you lose. - Author: Georges St-Pierre
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#15. He'd never admit it, but he counted Dex among his family. Sort of like the annoying brother-in-law. You're happy he's making your bro happy, but damn, sometimes you just wanted to punch him in his stupid smiley face. Who the hell smiled that much, anyway? A crazy person, that's who. - Author: Charlie Cochet
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#16. I want to speak to you, Lobsang. Not to a voice in the air. A face I can punch. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#17. I have a face you want to punch: - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#18. I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure. - Author: Ayn Rand
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#19. Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#20. Bianca Olivier- Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?
Lucas Ross- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? - Author: Claudia Gray
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#21. I don't think people can watch University of Texas basketball or football games with me - really, anything Texas is playing - without wanting to punch me in the face. I'm as big a Longhorn fan as you'll find. - Author: Jordan Spieth
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#22. Sometimes, Noah, I feel an overwhelming urge to punch you in the face. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#23. With stunt guys, you can punch them in the face because it's, you know, just part of work. You feel bad about that but not as bad as if you punch another actor. - Author: Maggie Q
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#24. You don't pick a fight when you're drunk."
"I had to punch someone in the face, Mark."
"So you picked up four-hundred pound tattoo-guy?"
"He did have awesome tats didn't he?"
"You would know. You got to see them up close while they were in your face. - Author: Sam Hunter
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#25. First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you! - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#26. How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?" Rand whispered. "The anser is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can. - Author: Robert Jordan
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#27. Yeah, but at least a guy will punch you in the face, you know what I mean? They do it and then it's over. But with girls, we slice you up piece by piece. It's like death by a thousand cuts. - Author: James Preller
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#28. Don't change shape," Raphael snapped.
"Shut up."
"Be good or I'll kiss you in front of everybody."
"Hell no," I snarled. I had to hold on and live through this so I could punch him in the face. It was a great goal. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#29. Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five. - Author: Mariana Zapata
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#30. People are mean to you? Why don't you just punch them in the face?" Meryn asked. Adelaide looked at her appalled. Colton chuckled. - Author: Alanea Alder
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#31. Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?
- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?
Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else? - Author: Claudia Gray
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#32. My background is all comedy. I've been doing improv since I was 17. It's funny, because when I meet people, I'm known as this guy who will punch you in the face or throw you out a window, when I also have a background in comedy. - Author: Derek Mears
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#33. If on a friend's bookshelf
You cannot find Joyce or Sterne
Cervantes, Rabelais, or Burton,
You are in danger, face the fact,
So kick him first or punch him hard
And from him hide behind a curtain. - Author: Alexander Theroux
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#34. I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will fucking punch you in the face if you try. - Author: Gerard Way
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#35. After a while of watching me, he stands and punches me in the face. "If you punch me back, you will be sent home, Pixie." I kick him in the shin. He limps away, laughing like a drunk Uncle Narol. I'm not sent home. - Author: Pierce Brown
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#36. Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. - Author: Kyle Adams
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#37. I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch. - Author: Sarah Silverman
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#38. Then, as the priest was emerging somewhat uneasily from his lair, he went straight up to him, looked deep into his eyes, and growled into his face: 'If you weren't wearing skirts, what a punch I'd give you right on your ugly snout, wouldn't I just! - Author: Guy De Maupassant
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#39. You're fucking special and if I want to act all possessive over you when some stupid art guy hits on you right in front of me, I'm going to. Either that or I'm going to have Ethan chase him down right now so I can punch him in the face. - Author: Jessica Sorensen
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#40. The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, My name is Humphrey, somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have. - Author: Jamie Farr
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#41. Maybe I should punch myself in the face and see if you scream. - Author: H.D. Gordon
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#42. If you say "I don't read" like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly. - Author: Donald Bell
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#43. How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#44. She mock shudders the way you do when you talk about someone's misfortunes that have nothing to do with you, that don't touch you, and never will. I've never hit a woman in my life, but for one minute I want to punch her in the face, give her a taste of the pain she's so casually describing. - Author: Gayle Forman
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#45. You've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking joke. There's no point taking it seriously because whatever happens, and I mean whatever the fuck, the punch line is the same: you go out horizontally. You see the point? No fucking point. - Author: Jeet Thayil
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#46. Now remember, Kate." Barabas leaned over to me, grinning. "You are the Consort. Be the Consort." He stretched "be" into a three-syllable word. "Think like a-"
"Open the door or I'll punch you right in the face," I growled. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#47. I've never understood people who return books after they've obviously read them. "Oh no, that dog-eared page was there when I bought it." Like hell it was. How about I punch you in the bloody face and tell you that bruise was there before and then we'll call it even. - Author: Karina Halle
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#48. You betcha. If I get to punch a manic, lanky jerk in the face, my night will be complete." I gave her a fierce grin, still riding off the energy of the crowd. - Author: Alexandra Martin
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#49. You cannot punch Tegan in th face, you cannot punch Tegan in the face, I kelp repeating over and over in my head. It had basically been my mantra since I started here, but it was getting harder and harder to uphold. - Author: Amanda Hocking
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#50. I met Roger Ebert at an independent-film awards or something. And he said, 'When I saw you just now, I wanted to punch you in the face. And then I had to remember you're an actor. So, congratulations!' Those are my accolades. - Author: Leo Fitzpatrick
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#51. Oh yes, you can kick me And you can punch me And you can break my face But you won't change the way i feel 'cause i love you - Author: Steven Morrissey
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#52. We've always found that with people being so desensitized, things have to be really shocking and have to punch you in the face to get your attention. Then, once you've got their attention, you can say something they might remember - Author: Marilyn Manson
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#53. If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. - Author: Stan Laurel
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#54. Depression is very real. It'll back you into a dark room, slap you across the face, spit in your eyes, scream in your ears, and punch you in the gut - Until you give in. - Author: Anonymous
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#55. You love me?"
"Of course I do." My shoulders dropped. "I knew it the day I wanted to punch that idiot's face when he had his hands all over you. - Author: Brenda Pandos
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#56. I got the best advice I've ever been given; 'Punch him in the face as much as you can.' Keep it simple, so that's what I did. - Author: Court McGee
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#57. He looks," Simon had once said to Isabelle, "like he's thinking about something deep and meaningful, but if you ask him what it is, he'll punch you in the face. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#58. You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back," I said, shrugging. "Then you punch the abyss in the face. - Author: Larry Correia
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#59. You want to punch a man in the face, but still refuse to let anyone hurt his children. - Author: Fredrik Backman
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