Top 73 Alanea Alder Quotes
#2. Ryuu stepped forward. "Meryn, listen carefully. Elizabeth is not only your new sister, she will also be your Yoda. She will teach you and guide you in the ways of using the force, so that you will master paranormal politics. Learn well, young padawan." He clapped a hand on Meryn's shoulder.
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#3. When they walked inside, Meryn inhaled deeply. The only thing that would make this place smell better was if it sold books.
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#4. Aleks was beginning to see a pattern here. Rebecca never felt something just a little bit. What she felt she felt with her entire being. When she loved, she loved completely.
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#5. I don't want to go down the hole! I won't put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won't be able to wear my skin, I won't cover your huge ass!
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#6. You just don't speak geek. That's okay, I can train you.
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#7. I know what it's like to not fit in. Everyone thinks you're strange because you like to be alone, when really you just don't know how to say hello," Meryn whispered to the tiny creature. He looked up, surprised, and nodded.
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#8. It can't possibly be a bad idea if my future self hasn't traveled back in time to stop me." Eva's
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#9. Why are you being loud? Is it fun being so loud, this early in the morning? Do you know what happens to loud morning people? They die. They die horrible deaths, mutilated in their sleep and are then buried with their balls in their loud fucking mouths.
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#10. What do you buy a woman to get back on her good side when you've made her really, really angry? Cake? Fudge?"
The wrinkles on the old man's face scrunched together as he frowned.
"How angry did you make her boy?"
"She set my car on fire.
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#11. Stay here." "Yeah, fuck that. I'm sticking to you like glue. I've seen this horror movie, the person waiting in the hallway dies." Meryn shook her head. Aiden turned to stare at her. "Later we're going to talk about your movie choices.
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#12. Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person
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#13. Like I said, she's done very well will us.
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#14. Zombie. Care. Bears. Meryn! Where did it get the idea for Zombie Care Bears?" Meryn
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#15. You mean she's motivated by coffee and nerd gear and judges people solely on whether or not they're an asshole?" Elizabeth grinned. "Exactly.
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#16. You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled.
'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted.
'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people'
'Too late
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#17. I enjoy my crazy, thank you very much. I noticed a long time ago that those who value normalcy to the point of making someone else feel like shit for being different were assholes. I stopped caring about what people thought of me after that.
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#18. He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled
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#19. She took a tumble down the stairs and I almost swallowed my tongue. I was hoping Broderick could provide some insight on how he was able to raise her to adulthood in one piece.
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#20. The angry one looked her over. "What's your name?" "These are not the droids you are looking for," she said. The smaller, auburn-haired man to her left cracked up.
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#21. He's a he. I mean he's a guy. He's your mate. Oh my God you're gay!" Aleks exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead.
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#22. Big, funny men sometimes forget that their smaller mates have access to their unconscious bodies when they go to sleep. Sometimes you have to remind them of that.
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#23. And where were you when my mate was
shooting ferals with a damn sniper rifle?" he demanded, exhaustion adding a bite to his words.
Ryuu gave him a flat look. "Holding her ammunition.
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#24. As I was saying...They train these girls to be like tiny ninjas. They have to earn special badges for the survival skills that they learn, kinda like how we teach the cadets. Now to balance out all the weapons training and harshness of wilderness survival, they also teach them to bake cookies.
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#25. You are going to have people breath! Do you hear what I am saying? Can you hear what you have me saying! How are you going to floss arms out of your teeth, Felix?
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#26. Meryn shrugged. "That's not my fault, I tried to indoctrinate you into the wonderful world of the gamer geek, but it's like you have some sort sci-fi/fantasy narcolepsy. It's weird. The second I try to show you something you fall asleep.
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#27. Meryn's mouth dropped. "Seriously? We're dealing with a paranormal version of Pinky and the Brain?
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#28. You're a fucking asshole." "You said that already." "You were such a huge asshole I had to say it twice.
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#29. You're officially family now; you've cussed at the breakfast table.
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#30. Toodles! Don't do the things I wouldn't do if they're boring,
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#31. Can you imagine our Penny with Meryn's daughter?" she asked turning to Colton.
Colton smiled at first, then her words began to sink in. His brows came together and he began to frown. He looked over to Aiden. "Do they make tracking devices for children?
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#32. You're doing just fine. You've done everything exactly as I would have done. Have you studied battle strategy?" he asked. "No, but I do play World of Warcraft." "Sounds useful, you'll have to show me later.
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#33. Coming, fearless leader. Keep your fur on,
because according to Meryn, you are fugly without it.
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#34. I mean, I see nothing, I hear nothing and I most definitely won't say shit." The
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#35. I won't become part of the collective. I refuse to have your babies. Resistance isn't futile!
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#36. Better get you some chocolate bars. You can throw those from a distance.
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#37. you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger
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#38. I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear
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#39. There is no way you would fail to meet my expectations, they have been shattered in the face of the beautiful reality that is you." And there goes my heart, where did it go? Oh yes, in his pocket to carry around for all time.
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#40. People are mean to you? Why don't you just punch them in the face?" Meryn asked. Adelaide looked at her appalled. Colton chuckled.
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#41. Colton cleared his throat. "I'm no expert on spirits and the occult, but this is Keelan we're talking about. If by some miracle his soul did find it's way back to the Alpha Estate, Voodoo Meryn with a Ouija board doing incantations would scare him back the way he came.
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#42. Kari laughed when she heard Meryn. "Now I that have minions and mercenaries, I can take over the world."
Aiden looked down at his mate, a terrified look on his face.
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#43. I have adopted you so gloves are off. You now matter to me, so I don't have to be nice." "Wait.
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#44. I am not cute. I am a ferocious killing machine. Paranormals everywhere tremble before me." "My teddy bear.
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#45. Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out.
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#46. Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?"
"Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged.
He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?
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#47. She will either save us or be the death of us all.
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#49. It's like your beauty is wasted on my eyeballs.
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#50. It's because I'm a 'Limited Edition'. Y'all should be grateful for even knowing me," Meryn huffed.
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#51. Just being here is more than I deserve. There is no way you would fail to meet my expectations, they have been shattered in the face of the beautiful reality that is you.
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#52. If the kid is in a bubble, what happens if they can't get fresh
oxygen, won't they suffocate?
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#53. Aiden turned to his tiny mate. "Meryn, baby, please don't kill me in my sleep.
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#55. This first time , my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki'd the feral's ass. Whap, whap
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#57. Pregnant women in the room!" "Rheia will have all the help she needs with her child after I kill you since I am their athair!" Aiden roared. "They
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#58. She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate posthaste.
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#59. How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?
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#60. So a Sherrilyn Kenyon kinda shifter or a Charlaine Harris kinda shifter?
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#61. I think my mate may be mentally retarded, either that or she has a severe inner ear imbalance.
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#62. Growing up? Gavriel, that was last week watching her recover from crashing out of that office window. She fell out of her wheelchair and broke her other arm." Caspian laughed along with his mate.
Gavriel pulled the phone back and stared at it in horror.
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#63. Sir, I don't know if these are safe. There is a warning about toxic shock syndrome. These things can kill!" Keelan dropped the box he held and wiped his hands on his pants. The other men immediately dropped the boxes they had been holding.
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#64. Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!
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#65. It's okay, my sweet Meryn. I know. I know what you need. I'm your mate, I'll always provide for you. I'll always give you what you desire." Aiden spun her so that her back was flush against his body.
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#66. Aiden, his brains are on the foyer floor, I'm pretty sure that is a universally accepted indicator that a person is dead.
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#67. It's so strange; you've never been so clean after playing outside. You even smell clean. How did you stay so clean?"
Colton held his breath. The ladies walked in and Ryuu turned to them, smiling slyly. "Must be magic.
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#68. Oh God, is this like Silence of the Lambs?" Tears flowed down her face. "I don't want to go down the hole! I won't put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won't be able to wear my skin, I won't cover your huge ass!" She wailed.
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#69. You do realize that I am medically trained to remove pieces of your body in such a way that you won't die?
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#70. Why is it that the Alpha females are crazy?"
Meryn shrugged. "She made sense to me."
Colton turned to Meryn. "You also set Aiden's car on fire when he ignored you."
Amelia looked at Meryn. "Sounds reasonable."
Meryn grinned. "I know, right?
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#71. They're mine; I adopted them' Meryn declared cheerfully
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#72. He had a dragon twined around to make an infinity symbol with the head eating the tail. "It is the vampiric symbol for eternity, since we are immortal.
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#73. Why would I stop simply because I know it annoys you?
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