Stan Laurel Quotes

#1. I feel like dying when I'm helpless

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#2. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

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#3. Another fine mess you've gotten me into.

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#4. If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

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#5. If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

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#6. A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly.

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#7. What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

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#8. If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

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#9. I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

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#10. Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

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#11. I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

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