Kyle Adams Quotes

#1. A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own

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#2. First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning.

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#3. Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.

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#4. I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.

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#5. When the officer approached the window, he said 'Papers' and before he could finish, I shouted, 'Scissors! I win,' and drove off.

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#6. Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.

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#7. Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'.

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#8. Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.

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#9. He'd use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn't just a brainless bimfoon, that's when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.

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#10. hornier than a bunny on ecstasy

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