Top 100 Pimp Quotes
#1. I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned
Drake
#2. Well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm going to get you
Charles Bukowski
#3. Rap's the occupation, but one day watch I'll be Pimp of the Nation.
Kid Rock
#5. I thought I knew Elton John, but then it was like, "Woah, Elton's a pimp! He's really amazing." And since Billy and Elton are homies, I'm finally getting it - the two piano boys.
Mac DeMarco
#6. Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.
Tara Sivec
#7. Pimping is an art, Whoreson. There are very few pimps in this world who can really take the title of being a pimp. Just because a man gets his money from a whore, that don't make him no true pimp. Real pimps are really rare.
Donald Goines
#8. The frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting's expense.
Edgar Degas
#9. Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.
John Lydon
#10. If books were girls and reading was s-ss-ssss-fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I'd be the most ruthless pimp you ever met. Whap the girls on the butts and send them off to their tricks as fast and often as I can.
Joe Hill
#11. If you can't participate in someone else's good fortune and show them love. How can you get offended when they don't partake in yours. Good fortunes are made to be enjoyed. Like a old wise pimp will say "Don't hate, participate.
J. Wrice Sr.
#12. I've always been into films. I've been offered lots of films but they've always been these very stereotypical roles. They wanted me to play some gangster or street guy, or pimp, drug addict.
Lenny Kravitz
#13. Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?"
"You're only calling him a pimp because he's here. At Marcie's."
"Yeah, so?"
"He's being nice." I elbowed her. "Smile back."
"Being nice? He's being horny.
Becca Fitzpatrick
#14. [David] Mamet is another hypocrite. His idea of Black man is a pimp who abuses women, [Edmond], yet his play Oleanna [1994] ends with a White professor slapping an uppity feminist, at least the version I saw at San Francisco's ACT.
Ishmael Reed
#15. If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of the house and not part of my family.
Steve Wozniak
#16. Are you about to tell me assignment number four is to find a pimp?
Colleen Hoover
#17. A work is completed without deference to a husband, an absurd epic of maudlin childhood is about to be sent to a pimp, before a husband is allowed to correct it," he said seething. "You would only tinker with it," she said fearless, though fearing.
Edna O'Brien
#18. Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
Johnny Carson
#19. Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory.
George S. Patton Jr.
#20. He called himself her pimp, except for the fact, he said, that he didn't like standing in the night air.
Charlie LeDuff
#21. The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.
Diane Arbus
#23. The long arm of the law ends in the pimp hand of justice.
Peter O'Brien
#24. . Oh, my future brother-in-law called me today to find out if any of my friends from New York might be interested in making a bad decision for the night. Since when did I become a pimp to get Chance laid? I thought he was bringing that lovely flower lady.
Alex Morgan
#25. Edward Progers was his Majesty's Page of the Backstairs. He handled private money transactions, secret correspondence, and served in an ex-officio capacity as the King's pimp. It was a position of no mean prestige, and of considerable activity.
Kathleen Winsor
#26. When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing.
Annie Lobert
#27. If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war.
If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours.
MF Grimm
#28. Because getting a headset sweaty was kind of small potatoes compared to the fact that I was brandishing a machete at large raptors, while considering the pros and cons of hiring a pimp to dig up our dead dog.
Jenny Lawson
#29. Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp,
Tom Clancy
#30. But then again, you know, the pimp in TAXI DRIVER has this reason, given the environment he was living in.
Harvey Keitel
#31. An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.
Gene Fowler
#32. If some of us can get an Oscar for extolling that it's hard out there for a pimp, why can't others of us admonish: 'Then quit acting like a pimp'?
John Ridley
#33. We pimp our precious lives to the infernal gnashing babble - Follow me! Friend me! Like me! But don't ever know me.
Patrick Marber
#34. A solid 70 percent of houses guessed that I was dressed as a fancy pimp. Whatever - I still got candy. Molly went as a calculator. So, anyway, that was the Halloween I dressed as A Source of Concern to My Family.
Dave Holmes
#35. I root through your remains,
looking for the black box. Nothing left
but glossy chunks, a pimp's platinum
tooth clanking inside the urn. I play you
over and over, my beloved conspiracy,
my personal Zapruder film
Erin Belieu
#36. When hip-hop was born she had no commercial home, and was an invention of beautiful creativity. Born from a beautiful struggle, today she is mostly a 'ratchet' bitch spitting nonsense from her pimp's mansion.
T.F. Hodge
#37. Yo I'm seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat.
Tyler, The Creator
#38. Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
Robin Williams
#39. I do not kill people for money, David. I pay other people to kill people for money. I'm a murder pimp.
Dianne Sylvan
#40. There was one rumor that "Susie Bright" and sex theorist "Pat Califia" were one and the same, and that this individual was not actually a woman at all but a pimp hired by an entity composed of the Mitchell Brothers and a Japanese porn syndicate, which was selling women as sex slaves overseas.
Susie Bright
#41. You need to modulate that unwarranted ire, buddy. I'm not your 'ho and you ain't my pimp
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#42. Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock
#43. Of course I want dubs and a candy painted 'lac
Watch the videos and get the girls in the back
But if that's what I believe in, and the reason that
I rap Uncle Sam is my pimp when he puts me on the track
Macklemore
#44. Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
Rich Hall
#45. Facts are, directors are not thinking of me; they think I only act in my films, because they're stupid. Or they think I'm a control freak, that I will try to, I don't know, pimp their scripts and just change everything, which I will never do.
Xavier Dolan
#46. The philanthropist, the politician, and the pimp are inevitably found in alliance because they have the same motives, they seek the same ends, to exist for, through, and by others.
Isabel Paterson
#47. Turn pimp, flatterer, quack, lawyer, parson, be chaplain to an atheist, or stallion to an old woman, anything but a poet; for a poet is worse, more servile, timorous and fawning than any I have named.
William Congreve
#48. books were girls, and reading was s-ss-ssss - fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I'd be the most ruthless pimp you ever met.
Joe Hill
#49. You don't have a boyfriend, or a girlfriend?" Curtis said softly. "Actually, yeah. I have both and a few women that I pimp out for money," Genesis said loudly, making everyone, including Curtis laugh. Curtis rolled his eyes at him. "No
A.E. Via
#50. Fine. Everybody wears seatbelts. No radio. No distractions." Ben shot Hi a stern look. "No running commentary." "Your loss," Hi said. "To the pimp ride!
Kathy Reichs
#51. Stan got the message. He allowed the chicken assignations. What did that make him? A chicken pimp. Better than dead.
Margaret Atwood
#52. These days, Countess, every cabbage has its pimp.
Jean Giradoux
#53. I couldn't wait to meet his cherry-popping, cougar pimp landlady again. Said no one ever.
Linda Kage
#55. Damn it. I wilted beside her, all my hopes and dreams of being a pimp dashed against the cruel rocks of reality. And an unwilling ho.
Darynda Jones
#56. A lot of incredible rap albums over the past couple of decades have deserved Album of the Year. To Pimp a Butterfly is an extension of those albums.
Kendrick Lamar
#57. The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
Dana Gould
#58. Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?
Molly Harper
#59. Institutionalized:
Ghetto stars pimped so hard for so long
they'll starve to pimp themselves behind psychic bars.
T.F. Hodge
#60. Keep a woman broke, keep her under control. Give her just enough to get by. She won't starve to death, but she'll never be able to afford to leave. That's from the handbook on how to be a pimp.
Eric Jerome Dickey
#61. Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
#62. Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp ... that's right, boys and girls every where, your friend Pimpbot 5000!
Conan O'Brien
#63. My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!
Bill Maher
#64. You can't keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it'll run away and find a new pimp.
George Meyer
#66. Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."
That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.
David Wong
#67. My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait ... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.
Katt Williams
#68. With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm.
M.C. Humphreys
#69. The expression is: a boy's best friend is his mother. It's not: a boy's best pimp is his mother. It is that way for a reason.
Maureen Johnson
#70. The pimp has a grin, never a smile.
Jean Genet
#71. I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.
Scott Caan
#72. Just because a woman has a pimp doesn't necessarily mean that she's being abused by the guy. You can't know for sure.
Chester Brown
#73. The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.
Karl Kraus
#74. A too tight white shirt," she continued as though he hadn't interrupted, "strained across a great chest, really great biceps, and his head under the hood of the car, a little sweaty, a little messy, a lot handy."
"You sound like a pimp.
Lauren Layne
#75. I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
Bob Saget
#76. No, no, no. This ain't right. I finally find a woman who'll actually let me into her place and you bring her home for you? Oh, please tell me you brought her home for you and not for me. You didn't pimp me out again, Wulf, did you? I swear I'll stake you in your sleep if you did. (Chris)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#77. I pimp hard on a trick, look / Fuck if ya leg broke, bitch - hop up on ya good foot
Jay-Z
#78. Yet curiosity grabbed stubbornness by the throat and pimp-slapped it a few times.
Cecy Robson
#79. Well, I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gonna keep playin'
Clark Terry
#80. Dim them lights get it in pimp tight do wat i do i lace up my own nikes.
Kid Cudi
#81. he loved sincerity, but only as he might love a pimp who could keep him in touch with the daily life of his mistress.
Marcel Proust
#82. My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the world with women. They run circles around me.
Mike Tyson
#83. You a lame so yo dame playin mind games;
I'm a pimp so I stay in that mind frame.
Lil' Flip
#84. Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.
Christian Finnegan
#85. You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that? I informed Nana.
Laurie Notaro
#86. Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
Coolio
#87. I've got no interest in going over to California to fight that boring git, in a fight that no one's interested in, and that's the reason why he's trying to pimp himself out everywhere.
Carl Froch
#88. Ride, authors. Write a ride. Figure out what yours is, and then pimp the ever-living shit out of it.
Heidi Cullinan
#89. That would be like making a pact with Lucifer. (Zarek)
Yes, but I don't smell like sulfur. And I happen to dress better. Luc always looks like a pimp. (Dionysus)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#90. In the days when hyenas of hate suckle the babes of men, and jackals of hypocrisy pimp their mothers' broken hearts, may children not look to demons of ignorance for hope.
Aberjhani
#92. The money paid at consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers ...
Mike Huckabee
#93. But when to sin our biased nature leans, The careful Devil is still at hand with means; And providently pimps for ill desires.
John Dryden
#94. I didn't mind working in the clubs, but I resented it being a club where pimps hang out. Because the music that I create is of a higher intellect than that. It not only encompasses pimps, but whores, ballplayers, executives ... everybody.
Barry White
#95. There are no pimps, no whores, no transvestites - gone. Now that's more the culture I'm comfortable in ... I don't like it in the house, you know what I mean, but I like it somewhere around.
Iggy Pop
#96. Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line.
Lil' Wayne
#97. Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.
Christine O'Donnell
#98. I'm up early 'cuz ain't enough light in the daytime
Pimp C
#99. That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.
Bill Maher
#100. I'm not upset when a person wants to move around, because I want everybody to be happy and I don't want nobody to feel like I'm holding them in a situation they shouldn't be in.
Pimp C
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