Top 5 M.C. Humphreys Quotes
#1. No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was a leadership coach).
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#2. With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm.
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#3. I don't want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery to make that stuff for me.
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#4. The thing about the black market is, it's racist. White children make useful slaves, too.
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#5. Quotes ain't all that useful. Fact is, there's more concise ways to express what you're feelin', like screams and moans.
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