Top 5 Dave Holmes Quotes
#1. I said yes to adventure, and then almost immediately I started trying to figure out how to get out of it.
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#2. A solid 70 percent of houses guessed that I was dressed as a fancy pimp. Whatever - I still got candy. Molly went as a calculator. So, anyway, that was the Halloween I dressed as A Source of Concern to My Family.
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#3. That's what mild television fame is like: it's like walking through the world with your fly down.
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#4. He had what young and/or terrible people were recently calling swag.
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#5. I remember seeing this video for the first time in college - miserable, half-drunk on Keystone Light, a Camel Light smoldering in my mouth, about to desperately tap-dance my way through another social interaction - and saying out loud: "I fucking *get* you, Bee Girl.
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