Pimp C Quotes

#1. Because getting a headset sweaty was kind of small potatoes compared to the fact that I was brandishing a machete at large raptors, while considering the pros and cons of hiring a pimp to dig up our dead dog.

Jenny Lawson

#2. Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

Christine O'Donnell

#3. He called himself her pimp, except for the fact, he said, that he didn't like standing in the night air.

Charlie LeDuff

#4. I'm up early 'cuz ain't enough light in the daytime

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#5. The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.

Diane Arbus

#6. Will is the pimp of appetite.

Lope De Vega

#7. The long arm of the law ends in the pimp hand of justice.

Peter O'Brien

#8. . Oh, my future brother-in-law called me today to find out if any of my friends from New York might be interested in making a bad decision for the night. Since when did I become a pimp to get Chance laid? I thought he was bringing that lovely flower lady.

Alex Morgan

#9. Edward Progers was his Majesty's Page of the Backstairs. He handled private money transactions, secret correspondence, and served in an ex-officio capacity as the King's pimp. It was a position of no mean prestige, and of considerable activity.

Kathleen Winsor

#10. When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing.

Annie Lobert

#11. If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war.
If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours.

MF Grimm

#12. That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.

Bill Maher

#13. Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory.

George S. Patton Jr.

#14. Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp,

Tom Clancy

#15. But then again, you know, the pimp in TAXI DRIVER has this reason, given the environment he was living in.

Harvey Keitel

#16. An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.

Gene Fowler

#17. I'm not upset when a person wants to move around, because I want everybody to be happy and I don't want nobody to feel like I'm holding them in a situation they shouldn't be in.

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#18. Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin' around.

Pimp C

#19. I wanna live like Arnold, Willis and Mr. Drummond ...
And keep my paper sturdy, big birds and tight herbs.

Pimp C

#20. Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole.

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#21. Atlanta is not the South.

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#22. With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm.

M.C. Humphreys

#23. Atlanta is not the South. Atlanta is not the South, gotdamn it, when you go to Atlanta what does your clock say? When you get off the plane from Los Angeles or Texas, what time do it be over there? Atlanta is East Coast time. You niggas ain't in the South.

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#24. If books were girls and reading was s-ss-ssss-fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I'd be the most ruthless pimp you ever met. Whap the girls on the butts and send them off to their tricks as fast and often as I can.

Joe Hill

#25. I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned

Drake

#26. Well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm going to get you

Charles Bukowski

#27. Rap's the occupation, but one day watch I'll be Pimp of the Nation.

Kid Rock

#28. Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand?

Debra Anastasia

#29. I thought I knew Elton John, but then it was like, "Woah, Elton's a pimp! He's really amazing." And since Billy and Elton are homies, I'm finally getting it - the two piano boys.

Mac DeMarco

#30. Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.

Tara Sivec

#31. Pimping is an art, Whoreson. There are very few pimps in this world who can really take the title of being a pimp. Just because a man gets his money from a whore, that don't make him no true pimp. Real pimps are really rare.

Donald Goines

#32. But when to sin our biased nature leans, The careful Devil is still at hand with means; And providently pimps for ill desires.

John Dryden

#33. The frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting's expense.

Edgar Degas

#34. I didn't mind working in the clubs, but I resented it being a club where pimps hang out. Because the music that I create is of a higher intellect than that. It not only encompasses pimps, but whores, ballplayers, executives ... everybody.

Barry White

#35. Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.

John Lydon

#36. The money paid at consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers ...

Mike Huckabee

#37. There are no pimps, no whores, no transvestites - gone. Now that's more the culture I'm comfortable in ... I don't like it in the house, you know what I mean, but I like it somewhere around.

Iggy Pop

#38. If you can't participate in someone else's good fortune and show them love. How can you get offended when they don't partake in yours. Good fortunes are made to be enjoyed. Like a old wise pimp will say "Don't hate, participate.

J. Wrice Sr.

#39. I've always been into films. I've been offered lots of films but they've always been these very stereotypical roles. They wanted me to play some gangster or street guy, or pimp, drug addict.

Lenny Kravitz

#40. Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?"
"You're only calling him a pimp because he's here. At Marcie's."
"Yeah, so?"
"He's being nice." I elbowed her. "Smile back."
"Being nice? He's being horny.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#41. [David] Mamet is another hypocrite. His idea of Black man is a pimp who abuses women, [Edmond], yet his play Oleanna [1994] ends with a White professor slapping an uppity feminist, at least the version I saw at San Francisco's ACT.

Ishmael Reed

#42. Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line.

Lil' Wayne

#43. If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of the house and not part of my family.

Steve Wozniak

#44. Are you about to tell me assignment number four is to find a pimp?

Colleen Hoover

#45. A work is completed without deference to a husband, an absurd epic of maudlin childhood is about to be sent to a pimp, before a husband is allowed to correct it," he said seething. "You would only tinker with it," she said fearless, though fearing.

Edna O'Brien

#46. Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

Johnny Carson