Top 100 Money Buy Happiness Quotes

#1. Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.

Milton Berle

#2. Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.

Denise Fields

#3. People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Charles E. McKenzie

#4. Beyond the satiation level of income, you can buy more pleasurable experiences, but you will lose some of your ability to enjoy the less expensive ones.

Daniel M. Gilbert

#5. Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Bugatti than on a bicycle.

Miguel Torres

#6. Money doesn't buy happiness. But happiness isn't everything.

Jean Seberg

#7. People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

Kathy Lette

#8. As Sancho said, money does not buy happiness but it does buy nearly everything else.

Isabel Allende

#9. Money can't buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don't have, even friends.

PewDiePie

#10. In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy ... to wit
the wag of a dog's tail.

Josh Billings

#11. Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Joe Louis

#12. Money can purchase the symbols but not the causes of serenity and buoyancy. In a straightforward way we must agree that money cannot buy happiness.

John Armstrong

#13. The currency of a happy life is not money, but it is pure love.

Debasish Mridha

#14. After all, what is money apart from what it can buy?

Plautus

#15. Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

Leo Rosten

#16. What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

Henny Youngman

#17. Margarita was never short of money. She could buy whatever she liked. Her husband had plenty of interesting friends. Margarita never had to cook. Margarita knew nothing of the horrors of living in a shared flat. In short ... was she happy? Not for a moment.

Mikhail Bulgakov

#18. I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness ... I mean, it helps.

Chelsea Handler

#19. Haven't you heard? Money doesn't buy happiness. Just really nice cars.

Suzanne Young

#20. Money can give the soul comfort, but it can never buy true, real and eternal life in Christ Jesus for the soul, and though it can make the soul lively, it can never guarantee its true eternal life in Christ!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#21. Our smile will bring happiness to us and to those around us. Even if we spend a lot of money on gifts for everyone in our family, nothing we buy could give them as much happiness as the gift of our awareness, our smile. And this precious gift costs nothing.

Nhat Hanh

#22. I would be the first to say that while a lack of money can cause misery, money doesn't buy you happiness.

John Caudwell

#23. Writer Leo Rosten famously quipped: 'Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.' The

Ashwin Sanghi

#24. Like the man said, can happiness buy money?

Stanley Kubrick

#25. Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.

David Mitchell

#26. There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.

Pete Rose

#27. Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery.

Daniel Kahneman

#28. Money can't buy your happiness, but it can buy others.

Anonymous

#29. Money can buy some things to create happiness, but it can never buy happiness.

Ellen J. Barrier

#30. We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

Dave Ramsey

#31. The saying that money doesn't buy you happiness is true. But it sure as fuck helps.

Chelsea Handler

#32. We know intellectually that money can't buy happiness yet we spend and go into debt as if it does.

Michelle Singletary

#33. Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Francoise Sagan

#34. Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!

Freddie Mercury

#35. Fight, fight, fight and get that money, money, money. 'Cause happiness can't buy even a nickel.

Ari Gold

#36. It is true that money cannot buy happiness but it does make it possible for you to enjoy the best that the world has to offer.

George S. Clason

#37. Money doesn't buy happiness. Some people say it's a heck of a down payment, though.

Denzel Washington

#38. If money can't buy you happiness then you probably aren't making enough.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#39. You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

Bobby Heenan

#40. Maybe money couldn't buy happiness, but it could get you a table that looked like the back end of a deep-sea fishing vessel.

Kim Harrison

#41. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Spike Milligan

#42. Those rich guys were right. Money can't buy happiness, because happiness is everywhere. It's free, like air.

Donald Jans

#43. My biggest life lesson is that money cannot buy happiness.

Jake T. Austin

#44. [on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

Johnny Depp

#45. They say money can't buy happiness. But it can sure as hell solve a lot of problems!

Robert Rolih

#46. Why waste so much time, energy, and money trying to buy the biggest house that your credit rating will allow? Truth be known, a small house can hold as much happiness as a large one. Sometimes it will hold even more.

Ernie J Zelinski

#47. Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

Bo Derek

#48. Put money in it's place. Money can buy you cars, houses, trinkets, fleeting sex, shallow companionship, cheap attention, and unfulfilled status. However, it can't buy you peace, love, or happiness.

Ernie J Zelinski

#49. Money can't buy marital happiness, but you can buy a sports car to get away as quickly as you can when your wife is angry with you.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#50. If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Lois Greiman

#51. Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

W.C. Fields

#52. There are things money can't buy and hard work can't win. One of them is happiness.

Ray Kroc

#53. Happiness is a necessity. It's not a thing money can buy but a feeling that comes from within.

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#54. Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up along side it.

David Lee Roth

#55. I think when we shot 'Tokyo Drift' I was a little too young to really understand what made Han who he is, and then I got older, and you start to make a little bit of money, and you realize that money will never buy you happiness.

Sung Kang

#56. We buy things, not with money, but with our precious life we call time.

Debasish Mridha

#57. Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

Dov Davidoff

#58. Whether or not money can buy happiness, it can buy freedom, and that's a big deal. Also, lack of money is very stressful.

Sam Altman

#59. I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.

Nora Roberts

#60. If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

Al Yankovic

#61. Money can't buy you happiness.

Anonymous

#62. Money Can't Buy Happiness but It Beats the Hell out of Poverty

Sharon Law Tucker

#63. To the world I may seem very poor, walking penniless and wearing or carrying in my pockets my only material possessions, but I am really very rich in blessings which no amount of money could buy - health and happiness and inner peace.

Peace Pilgrim

#64. Money might not buy happiness, I reflected, but it was a useful commodity, nonetheless.

Diana Gabaldon

#65. Money can't buy happiness, but it allows one to endured unhappiness in relative comfort.

Stephen King

#66. Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Christopher Marlowe

#67. The Bible warns that money cannot buy happiness! Money cannot buy true pleasure. Money cannot buy peace of heart. And money certainly cannot buy entrance into the kingdom of God.

Billy Graham

#68. Money may buy you the means to a happiness, but it cannot buy happiness itself.

Carew Papritz

#69. When lack of funds prevents hospitals from functioning efficiently and fully, private philanthropy of all kinds must help. The difference it makes in terms of human betterment, represents the kind of happiness that money really can buy.

Henry Townley Heald

#70. Money can't buy happiness.

Howard Hughes

#71. Money won't buy you happiness, but it'll pay for the search

Prince

#72. The consumer society, directed at making us happy, achieves the opposite. It encourages us to spend money we do not have, to buy things we do not need, for the sake of a happiness that will not last.

Jonathan Sacks

#73. Like how there's this optimal money/happiness equation. Once you pass a certain amount of household income, life isn't any better. Apparently, money can't buy happiness, or it does, but it costs less than you imagined it would.

Catherine McKenzie

#74. Remember that while money doesn't buy happiness, the lack of it certainly breeds misery.

Anonymous

#75. The myth of true love is one of the greatest self-deceptions ever embraced by the female sex. It's right up there with the ridiculous notion that money can't buy happiness and size doesn't matter.

J.T. Geissinger

#76. I think money helps us. It helps us. It's our - it's our exchange system. But it does not buy you happiness. It doesn't buy you health.

Victoria Osteen

#77. Our economy is based on spending billions to persuade people that happiness is buying things, and then insisting that the only way to have a viable economy is to make things for people to buy so they'll have jobs and get enough money to buy things.

Philip Slater

#78. One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

Sacha Guitry

#79. Because money can't buy the happiness of a good and understanding spouse.

Jenny Lawson

#80. Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

Scott Adams

#81. What good is money if it can't buy happiness?

Agatha Christie

#82. Money might not be able to buy happiness, but it made misery more bearable.

Ava Gray

#83. Money can't buy happiness but it can vastly improve the quality of your misery.

Kerry Greenwood

#84. You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired.

Sergey Brin

#85. A person can be miserable in a mansion and happy in a shack."

"Money will not buy happiness. It's merly the lack of it that can cause much of our misery.

Leon Forte

#86. They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Daniel Tosh

#87. You can get everything money will buy without a lick of character, but you can't get any of the things money won't buy: happiness, joy, peace of mind, winning relationships, etc., without character.

Zig Ziglar

#88. Happiness is not bought by money, but it can buy circumstances and conditions that improve the chances of a worldly kind of happiness.

Steve Scott

#89. There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

Perry Brass

#90. If money could buy us happiness then some of the richest people on earth would be more than one million times more happier!

Avijeet Das

#91. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for a while.

Kim Gruenenfelder

#92. Having money might not buy happiness, but how you spend it could actually make a difference.

Ian K. Smith

#93. Money almost always ends up disappointing.
Buying things to give lasing satisfaction is an illusion. Money can't buy happiness. The people with the most money are often times the MOST miserable people.

Lisa Bedrick

#94. Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a long time.

Don Winslow

#95. The best things in life are the things that we cannot buy with money.

Debasish Mridha

#96. Money can't buy you happiness, darling. Believe me, I've tried." "But it affords your own brand of misery.

Blake Crouch

#97. That's the truth...

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Money buy happiness...

Deyth Banger

#98. While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Groucho Marx

#99. ... I charged most of our fun on Daddy's credit card. Not like he would notice or care. And if he did, he'd always said that if money didn't buy happiness, then people were spending it wrong.

Cora Carmack

#100. Money can't buy everything." "Someone must have told you that. You'd never think of such a platitude all by yourself. What can't it buy?" "Oh, well, I don't know - not happiness or love, anyway." "Generally it can. And when it can't, it can buy some of the most remarkable substitutes.

Margaret Mitchell

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