Kim Gruenenfelder Quotes

#1. Love is constantly saying you're sorry, even when you know damn well you're right.

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#2. You should never have a job that you hate so much you think "Thank God it's Friday" every week of your life.

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#3. Work hard. Be nice. Hurt no one.

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#4. God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day.

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#5. I only attend church for hatches, matches, and dispatches.

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#6. I languish around in my life, never quite doing what I set out to do. I am tired of being a silver medalist, and tired of fighting uphill battles that I only sort of win.

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#7. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for a while.

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#8. Men aren't stupid, and you don't need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here's the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.

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#9. Some days are a total What the hell was I thinking?

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#10. I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.

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#11. Don't be jealous of anyone. I guarantee you, if everyone walked into a room, and dumped their problems onto the floor, when they saw what everyone else's problems were, they'd be scrambling to get their own problems back before someone else got to them first.

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#12. When women break up, more than half the time what we man is, "I need this relationship to change." Or, "I need you to change." When men break up, what they mean is, "I want to break up.

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