Top 51 Bobby Heenan Quotes
#1. Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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#2. Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
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#3. It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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#4. The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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#5. Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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#6. There's only two kinds of music I don't like ... Country and Western.
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#7. You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
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#8. If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
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#9. Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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#10. You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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#11. Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
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#12. When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
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#13. You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
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#14. You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
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#15. He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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#16. What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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#17. You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
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#19. WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.
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#20. North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
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#21. They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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#22. I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
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#23. When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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#24. There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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#25. There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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#26. The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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#27. To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
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#28. I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
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#29. Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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#30. There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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#31. I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
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#32. [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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#33. I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
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#34. Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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#35. Stu Hart trained all his kids
only three of them use the litter box.
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#36. This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
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#37. I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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#38. You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
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#39. I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole".
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#40. Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper.
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#41. And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
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#42. It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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#43. I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.
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#44. Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
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#45. Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
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#46. He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
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#47. Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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#49. I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
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#50. He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
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#51. By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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