I'm A Moron Quotes

#1. Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.'
And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. - Author: Derek Landy

#2. Sigh. These were my people now that I was a writer, people who didn't understand anything. I mean, they understood perfectly the thing I cared most about - books - but basically were moron-level elsewhere. - Author: Claire Dederer

#3. I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. - Author: George Carlin

#4. At long last, I felt a sense of accomplishment and a sense of closure. In the secret places of my very small heart, I had long entertained dreams of coming back in my next life as a moron. - Author: Joe Queenan

#5. Everyone likes ice cream," he said, white with rage. The mask of patience was slipping, and I don't know how I managed to hold back my tears. "Everyone except you, son, because you're a moron. - Author: Cesar Aira

#6. Like Harry Potter's cape?" I said. "Yes." Matthias's grey eyes gave me a flat look, his voice heavy on the sarcasm. "Just like that. You're such a moron. - Author: A&E Kirk

#7. You want me to marry Paul? But he is a moron and an idiot! He hasn't learned to fight properly, and he can't even read."
The king's smile widened. "I knew you'd like him. - Author: Katharina Gerlach

#8. What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time! - Author: Margaret Atwood

#9. You saved me, you moron!" she yelled. "You're being deliberately stupid and dense about this! My God, you ask a lot of yourself!"
He touched his forehead to hers. "I can't help it," he blurted. "I love you. - Author: Shannon McKenna

#10. Yeah, he's taking this little kid home." I let the sarcasm drip. "At least I won't whine like a spoiled brat, unlike you, you bleach-blonde brainless moron. Really, Officer Dan, I am sooooo disappointed in you. This is your girlfriend? Really? I thought you had better taste than this. - Author: Apryl Baker

#11. That which besets me is indifference. I can't be bothered about people. Or rather, I won't. For I avoid, carefully, all occasions of being bothered ... a person who, so far as self-knowledge is concerned, is just a moron. - Author: Aldous Huxley

#12. I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor. - Author: Anthony Hopkins

#13. I examined the ten feet I would have to walk alone and remembered my left mind made me a moron. - Author: Ashlan Thomas

#14. I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television - Author: Natalie

#15. I believe [ ... ] that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. - Author: Neil Gaiman

#16. That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. - Author: Vonnie Davis

#17. I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself ... yeah right - Author: Davey Havok

#18. Yeah, I know you think I'm a fucking moron, but I can figure it out if you only use small words, - Author: Hanya Yanagihara

#19. I'd have to be a complete idiot to leave this girl. An absolute moron. I buried my face in her hair, holding on to her for a long time, and then I kissed her cheek before letting go. - Author: Julie Cross

#20. I am very fortunate. I am a glass-half-full eternal optimist type to the point of being a moron. But I would never presume to know how hard it goes for others. How, for some people, just getting though the day is an incredible effort that can hardly be borne. - Author: John Niven

#21. Oh, my god, you moron, she's one of us. She's a Keeper! Humans don't spit bullets back out! I gotta go get Cormac. This isn't good. - Author: Donna Augustine

#22. I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience. - Author: Patrick DeWitt

#23. I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway.

Had I locked the front door?

Of course I had. Only a moron would break into someone's house and forget to lock the door.

Damn it! I'd forgotten to lock the door. - Author: Lois Greiman

#24. Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron. - Author: Dane Cook

#25. One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"

Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"

Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it. - Author: Tellulah Darling

#26. I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron. - Author: Steve-O

#27. I'm fine. If he believes it, he's a moron. - Author: Tracy Bilen

#28. Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.' - Author: Jim Gaffigan

#29. I'm a stubborn moron who doesn't give up! - Author: Tappei Nagatsuki

#30. Burrich the Stablemaster, the man who raised me, once warned me, "When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead." I - Author: Robin Hobb

#31. No, thanks," Ty responded wryly. "I prefer not to be a moron."
"I'm flattered. I've moved up from idiot to moron," Zane said. "And you have moved from utterly reprehensible asshole to only moderately annoying asshole. - Author: Abigail Roux

#32. Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron, - Author: Ally Carter

#33. I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope. - Author: Joel Schumacher

#34. So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. - Author: Emo Philips

#35. I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me. - Author: Nicholas Brendon

#36. The door creaked and I lifted my eyes to see Gee stick
her head back inside. "It's cal ed Valentine's Day, you moron," she announced. "If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays." Gee gave me an exasperated look before closing the door once more. - Author: Abbi Glines

#37. I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They're worried they'll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron! - Author: Emma Stone

#38. I angle my head down and peer up at him through my lashes in what I hope is an alluring manner. I have zero experience in this area though, so it's possible I look like a total moron. - Author: Rachel Morgan

#39. I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber. - Author: Lia Habel

#40. I would love to chat and get to know you over a glass of flamesmead, but unfortunately we are pressed for time, Mr. Moron," said Tabor. "Morias, - Author: Arun Khalis

#41. That depends. You've got to define 'party girl.' If you mean I'm a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I'm not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I'm not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I'm not a moron. - Author: Ke$ha

#42. I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius ... - Author: Robert A. Heinlein

#43. I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice ... I could do that. But answer questions? I knew I wasn't going to win this little game; that wasn't the issue. I just really, really didn't want to look like a moron in front of the entire country. - Author: Kiera Cass

#44. They would try to make me into a moron who liked television and new cars and frozen food. Don't you understand? Psychiatry is worse than communism. I refuse to be brainwashed. I won't be a robot! - Author: John Kennedy Toole

#45. I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron. - Author: Sue Townsend

#46. I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a very founded political family and they have a lot of power in the world. - Author: Cristian Machado

#47. I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid. - Author: George Clooney

#48. I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind of bullshit. I've just never been able to make that jump, really. I like things to be more organic. - Author: Marc Maron

#49. Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates. - Author: James Woods

#50. Yes, I would loved to have just sustained myself through my art, but less than one in a billion musicians gets that life. So rather than being like, 'I'm an exception!', like a moron, I thought I'd get a real job. - Author: Mary Lambert

#51. (I've often noticed that people equate "having a sense of humour" with "being an insensitive moron.") - Author: Sophie Kinsella

#52. Sir, the only problem is that you're a complete fucking moron," I said. - Author: Ernest Cline

#53. I think I might have a disorder where your emotions frequently malfunction and a lot of the time you're sitting there feeling something inappropriate. It should be called Emotional Moron Disorder - Author: Jesse Andrews

#54. For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron. - Author: Nick Hornby

#55. If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron. - Author: Dov Davidoff

#56. Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part."
"That doesn't have anything to do with you?
He lifted his eyes, gaze shuttered. "No?"
"Not unless being a werewolf transforms you into a wolf AND a redneck moron. - Author: Kelley Armstrong

#57. Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong. - Author: Dennis Miller

#58. If that moron had told me you had women with you, I'd have let you in a lot sooner - Author: Dan Wells

#59. He said it like he assumed I knew what the grandfather paradox was, because, if I didn't know, then I was a moron. I hate when people do that. - Author: Rick Yancey

#60. You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. - Author: Ilona Andrews

#61. I was being a moron again. Of course, he was just saying what needed to be said. - Author: Stormy Smith

#62. Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. - Author: Eoin Colfer

#63. Okay," Crick said, rolling his eyes. "I give. Which part of my body is more interesting than my ass?"
Deacon rewarded his obtuseness with a smack to the head. "Your heart, you fuckin' moron ... - Author: Amy Lane

#64. My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning a $200,000 lesson the hard way. That's the thing about college - you pay a ton of money just to realize that everyone is a fucking moron. - Author: Babe Walker

#65. Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do. - Author: Dan Abrams

#66. I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go. - Author: Jen Kirkman

#67. I found after seventy years that I was not a lunatic but a moron ... I should have been able to do better. - Author: Ezra Pound

#68. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust our legal system - Author: Neil Gaiman

#69. Moron?" I asked, trying to lighten the suddenly tense mood. She covered her eyes with one hand. "It was the best I could come up with on the spot. Now that he's gone, I have so many bitchier things to say." Her chin trembled, and I was the one that felt like a moron. "I'm sorry," I whispered. - Author: Rachel Higginson

#70. I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera. - Author: Libba Bray

#71. Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad is that? I actually got tears in my eyes - because he's 18. What kind of a moron am I raising? - Author: Greg Giraldo

#72. I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron. - Author: Adam Sandler

#73. I admit to being a moron at lots of things. Being a moron in one or two areas serves to highlight my extraordinary brilliance in everything else. - Author: Ellie Marney

#74. On Packing My Own Lunch
You have to pack a sandwich. It can't just be cookies and bullshit ... No, I said if you packed it yourself, you could pack it how you want it, not pack it like a moron. - Author: Justin Halpern

#75. I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school. - Author: Walter Dean Myers

#76. Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them? - Author: Madeleine L'Engle

#77. A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know? - Author: Billie Joe Armstrong

#78. For my next trick, I will win a staring contest with the moron in orange sunglasses. - Author: Marissa Meyer

#79. But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron. - Author: Meg Cabot

#80. I know I mispronounce things constantly, because maybe I read more than I talk, but I don't know the proper way to say a lot of things, even though I know what they are. But then I know I look like a moron. - Author: Amy Heckerling

#81. I'm a monster, not a moron. - Author: P.C. Cast

#82. This isn't a strength, Aunt True," I said, "but it's dark in here."
"That's because it's nighttime, you moron!" scoffed Danny. - Author: Heather Vogel Frederick