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#1. America is the world's policeman, all right
a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#2. Don't you have something to do? (Sin)
If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I'd be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#3. My mom sent me money for a car, but the cops impounded it because I had no insurance. - Author: Martin Henderson
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#4. ... now a Chinese Fire Drill is just mildly offensive slang denoting a chaotic and unproductive situation like most police calls handled by more than two cops. Those I really try to avoid. Hey, screw it. I'm no hero. - Author: A.J. Hoover
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#5. It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see as oppressive or racist. - Author: Gary Bauer
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#6. I hate cops. You're either a cop or a reporter. And I hate cops and newspapermen. - Author: James Kaplan
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#7. Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. - Author: Edward Conlon
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#8. We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots. - Author: Greg Gutfeld
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#9. 'Backwash' is an old-school, slapstick-y romp between three eccentric loser friends who inadvertently rob a bank, armed solely with a salami and a sweat sock, and then find themselves on the run pursued by singing cops. It's kind of a classic piece, a sophisticated piece, if you will. - Author: Joshua Malina
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#10. There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers. - Author: Joe Mantegna
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#11. And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops. - Author: Greg Proops
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#12. I have no hatred for cops. I have hatred for racists and brutal people, but not necessarily the cops. The cops are just doing what they're told to do. - Author: Ice-T
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#13. What the cops did to Rodney King was wrong, and the officers who beat him should be sent straight to prison. - Author: Eazy-E
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#14. I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true. - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#15. I told the cops I've been framed. I told them to just go look in the art gallery. - Author: Jarod Kintz
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#16. Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything. - Author: Hunter S. Thompson
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#17. I know that all cops are not sterling characters. But you have to have someone to root for. I balance it with rotten cops who will take a bribe, who will beat somebody up. - Author: Evan Hunter
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#18. In the domain of cops and robbers, an interdiction serves to structure a black market and a shadow economy. - Author: William Irwin Thompson
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#19. Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer. - Author: David Wong
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#20. I've never been a morning person, and if it's one thing I don't need before my first cup of coffee, it's a visit from the cops. But at eight forty-five on a Friday morning, two of them waited for me at my law office. - Author: Debbi Mack
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#21. I've done, like, 45 movies, played 40 gangsters and five crooked cops. - Author: Tony Sirico
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#22. I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof. - Author: Jennifer Tilly
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#23. The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was, How hypocritical ... They head straight for the kid all in black ... - Author: Bella Shadow
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#24. As wild as I was, when the cops show up, and suddenly you're being handcuffed, it's so deeply shocking and terrifying, the loss of freedom. - Author: Natasha Lyonne
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#25. A gruesome death is a public event. Cops destroy privacy in order to build a concatenation. - Author: S.A. David
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#26. I'm concerned about the woman you're holding prisoner in there," Beckett said. "Knock three times if you're being held against your will."
Phoebe gasped and answered, "I'm fine, too."
"Good." Beckett said with a chuckle. "I was afraid I'd have to call the cops on my cop brother. - Author: Elle James
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#27. Divorced him - hired a fucking shark lawyer - excuse the language." "No problem. Cops hear words like lawyer all the time." Fanny - Author: J.D. Robb
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#28. You better get over here with my car," Grandad says. "Before I call the cops and tell them you stole it." "Sorry," I say contritely. Then the rest of what he said sinks in and I laugh. "Wait, did you just threaten me with calling the police? Because that I'd like to see. - Author: Holly Black
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#29. I'm not the kind of guy a girl would take home to her mother. She'd kick the girl out and probably call the cops on me. - Author: Steve Jones
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#30. If I were a Chinese dissident, I'd be grateful that Cisco had helped bring the Internet to China, but I'd also be outraged that Cisco may have helped the cops keep me under surveillance and catch me trying to organize protest activities. - Author: Rebecca MacKinnon
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#31. Cut it out." She gave Peabody a shove. "You're making my eye twitch."
"We're just sitting here."
"I know sex giggles when I hear them."
"I wasn't giggling."
"Not you. Him."
McNab just grinned at her. "Those were manly chuckles."
"You're cops. Be cops. - Author: J.D. Robb
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#32. Cops and food, she thought. Put them in the same room, invite chaos. - Author: J.D. Robb
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#33. I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing in their lights thinking I'd made it to the next club. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#34. Cops are good at keeping secrets. - Author: J.D. Robb
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#35. Moore relished taking cops down. It wasn't a job to him - he'd received a divine calling. - Author: John Foxjohn
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#36. Nonono, Nick,' Gilpin interrupted. He pulled a chair up to the table and sat on it backward. I wondered if cops actually did that. Or did some clever actor do that, and then cops began doing it because they'd seen the actors playing cops do that and it looked cool? - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#37. Don't run from the police, my uncle had always joked when we'd watched Cops years ago. You'll only go to jail tired. - Author: Anonymous
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#38. By all means, tell the cops about the crazy robot lady with the black leather body suit and the Kill Bill sword. Hope you like straitjackets. - Author: J.D. Cunegan
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#39. I know real cops. When they're paired up together, they get so close, you know? There's no excuse for it, but these guys do have a connection. They fight like cats and dogs, but when they get in a really messed-up situation, they're there for each other. - Author: Kenny Johnson
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#40. Cops aren't heroes, Peabody. We just do the job. - Author: J.D. Robb
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#41. I'd seen more cops in the last few days than on a weekend LAW and ORDER marathon - Paigne Winterbourne - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#42. Yeah, okay, that's how I was leaning. I thought about Oberon, how she ran her department, all those cops - and used her handpicked to run her dirty cop sideline. - Author: J.D. Robb
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#43. My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#44. We said it was for art's sake. we said the more people who knew, the more chance the cops'd pick us up. We said it was you and me, no crew.'
Are you I didn'nt say it was to score girls? - Author: Cath Crowley
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#45. I'd have to read and escape into another world where cops don't literally mean nightstick when they say nightstick and pucker is a noun. - Author: Nick Pageant
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#46. Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would be those by deranged postal workers who come to work once too often. - Author: Andrew Vachss
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#47. I don't think the Port Authority does a good enough job in anything that they do, quite honestly, but clearly in the area of security. Those cops get paid more than N.Y.P.D. cops, and quite honestly - I know I'm going to get into trouble for saying this - they're nothing more than mall cops. - Author: Joseph J. Lhota
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#48. Once I became a cop. I dived into that career. I never wanted to be an LAPD officer because I thought 'LA is super dangerous, not the place I'd want to be a cop'. But as a boy of course I was into guns, cops and robbers, so that's why it was cool to me and thought 'Yeah I could do this job'. - Author: Eric Hernandez
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#49. I was having an argument with my stepfather, and he was like, 'Why don't you join the Marine Corps?' And I was like, 'Noooo! Well, maybe, actually ... ' I went and saw the recruiter, who was like, 'Are you on the run from the cops? Because we've never had someone want to leave so fast.' - Author: Adam Driver
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#50. Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. - Author: Jimmy Buffett
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#51. Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them. - Author: Jessica Warman
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#52. Fucking NASA. In a horror movie, when everyone is hugging their shins and shouting for the main character to turn and run, or crawl under the bed, or call the cops, or grab a gun, NASA would be the dude in the back shouting, Go see what made that noise! And take a flashlight! - Author: Hugh Howey
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#53. I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up. - Author: Tom Leveen
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#54. I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs. - Author: Jerry Garcia
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#55. And as cynical and jaded as many have become, you see the heroic nature of cops, who put aside a lot of their own personal concerns and their families to speak for the dead, which is a sacred thing. Over time there is this thing in them that is very powerful and interesting and provocative to me. - Author: Veena Sud
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#56. You need the money, the cash flow, but it's more than that, admit it. You love the game. The thrill, the taking off the bad guys, even the danger, the idea that you might get caught. - Author: Don Winslow
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#57. If you're driving, and a cop is behind you, you automatically think they're going to pull you over, but cops have so much more going on than to think about pulling you over. The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth. - Author: Manny Montana
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#58. What most people see is a badge, behind and beyond the badge is what they need to know...the person. - Author: Donna Brown
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#59. Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector - Author: Frank Serpico
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#60. Caroline, I'm mad enough to beat the shit out of you. But I'm not so mad I can't think. You fingered me to the cops because there's something you know that you're scared to talk about. I want to know what it is. - Author: Sara Paretsky
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#61. The problem is not cop killers ... it's killer cops. - Author: Tom Morello
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#62. I spray the sky fast. Eyes ahead and behind. Looking for cops. Looking for anyone I don't want to be here. Paint sails and the things that kick in my head scream from can to brick. See this, see this. See me emptied onto a wall. - Author: Cath Crowley
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#63. As a black man, you run from the cops. It's different now, but back when I was coming up, you run. - Author: Rodney King
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#64. I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and what is wrong. And that doesn't always include respect for administration cops, you know, people that are higher up the food chain. - Author: Bruce Willis
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#65. I played cops and robbers and pirates and all the rest when I was a kid, but I didn't want to grow up and be an actor and play cops and robbers and pirates. I wanted to grow up and be that, be cops and robbers and pirates. - Author: James Spader
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#66. The people, they don't know what it takes sometimes to keep them safe and it's better that they don't. - Author: Don Winslow
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#67. I used to play until 4 o'clock in the morning.My dad would go nuts - he'd scream and say the cops are gonna come and break our instruments. - Author: Kamasi Washington
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#68. In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around. - Author: Elizabeth Hurley
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#69. New York cops are very specific in terms of the way they talk and the way they handle themselves. All these cliches that, as an Englishman, I thought were from a bygone era or were a bit of poetic license with cop shows - the more you hang out with them, the more you realize how real that jargon is. - Author: Theo James
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#70. Dear Police:
You can't protect me and be scared of me. - Author: Darnell Lamont Walker
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#71. I think middle age begins once you start looking forward to eating dinner before six thirty, or when you call the cops when your next-door neighbor has a party. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#72. Will hated those cops, had worked more than a few cases where he'd gotten them kicked off the force. You couldn't say you were one of the good guys if you did the same thing the bad guys did. - Author: Karin Slaughter
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#73. Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry. - Author: Mort Sahl
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#74. You gotta love the cops. They start the night ready to shoot someone's eyes off and at the same time ready to carry a child with a grandmother's tenderness. Ready to shatter and ready to soothe at the touch of a trigger, a good cop is an amazing animal. - Author: Marc Parent
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#75. If you have a problem in mass society, you call the cops. The experts. You no longer have any operative connection with yourself or others, or with a functioning community. - Author: John Zerzan
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#76. Touring a segregated America - forever being stopped and harassed by white cops hurt you most 'cos you don't realise the damage. You hold it in. You feel empty, like someone reached in and pulled out your guts. You feel hurt and dirty, less than a person. - Author: B.B. King
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#77. Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb. It was embarrassing. How could hormones and hydrostatic pressure make you feel like this? Love was very unscientific. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#78. The Trust movie it has shown how one picture could be twisted and even how the cops are dirty! - Author: Deyth Banger
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#79. Blue uniforms are real. Cops are a social fiction - Author: Robert Anton Wilson
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#80. I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out. - Author: Emo Philips
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#81. When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Author: Paula Poundstone
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#82. A lot of people didn't like cops just on general principle. They had no problem calling us when they were in need of our services, though. Even the ones that had a problem with our authority, like - Author: Lani Lynn Vale
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#83. There was a weird intimacy, sitting in a car together. Couples sat in cars. Cops and their partners. Strangers became unstrange, sharing a windshield view of the world. - Author: Jerry Stahl
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#84. Do you like being a cop?"
"I love it, when it doesn't suck, sir. - Author: Edward Conlon
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#85. Jess wasn't religious. Not even a little bit. She thought all gods were basically big bully-boy cops dreamed up by people who wanted the laws they liked on Earth to be true everywhere else. - Author: M.R. Carey
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#86. I don't go around gratuitously shooting people and then bragging about it afterward in seedy space-rangers bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around shooting people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterward for hours to my girlfriend! - Author: Douglas Adams
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#87. Sea Hunt was the first time anyone tackled a show that took place underwater. The stories were sort of exciting for kids, like cops and robbers underwater. - Author: Lloyd Bridges
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#88. For people of color - especially African Americans - the idea that racist cops might frame members of their community is no abstract notion, let alone an exercise in irrational conspiracy theorizing. Rather, it speaks to a social reality about which blacks are acutely aware. - Author: Tim Wise
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#89. Imagine living in a country where the cops are all people who're cut out for the job. - Author: Michael Dibdin
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#90. The objective for each individual when you are pulled over by an officer of the law is to - Survive the Stop! - Author: Bobby F. Kimbrough Jr.
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#91. Not a cute little whimper. Not a plaintive little wail. A full-throated, piercing "This Woman Has Kidnapped Me, Call the Cops" scream. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#92. In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#93. Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#94. Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops. - Author: Tim Dorsey
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#95. When there's a dead body in the room, you never, ever answer cops' questions without your lawyer present. Which is to say, your lawyer answers the questions by saying, We have nothing to say at this time. - Author: Paul Levine
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#96. Hutter thought, not for the first time, that she hated a lot of cops. Ugly, mean drunks who believed the worst of everyone. - Author: Joe Hill
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#97. Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. - Author: Orson Welles
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#98. Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man in a sweet van
if he's carrying forty pounds of sinsemilla buds. Another fact:
ninety percent of all statistics are made up. - Author: Daniel Younger
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#99. I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out. - Author: MaryJanice Davidson
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#100. The fans are bad everywhere you go, with language, and with behavior. You can't put enough cops in the stands, but you ought to give the cops cameras, give people cameras, so they can take a picture of the idiot and you can identify him. - Author: John Chaney
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