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Top 100 Quotes About Vagina

#1. I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas
a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them
like the Bermunda Triangle. - Author: Eve Ensler
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#2. I was so drunk I couldn't tell a vagina from a bullet hole - Author: Andres Aloi
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#3. Jesus. I love you so fucking much; you would think I was growing a vagina. - Author: Aurora Rose Reynolds
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#4. The Singularity is at once an escape and a birth fantasy. I said to him: A Zeus dream that avoids the organic body altogether. Brand-new creatures burst forth from men's heads. Presto! The mother and her evil vagina disappears. - Author: Siri Hustvedt
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#5. Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever. - Author: Suzanne Wright
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#6. I feel dirty when I visit my mother. I feel that her intimacy is exposed. Her nightgowns are so thin that her flesh shows through them. Her need is like a vagina. And I do not like to see it. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#7. Giving myself a pep talk, I peeked into my pants and told my vagina that even though what was about to happen to her was construed by the devil himself, I still loved her and hopefully, such actions would bring great rewards in the future. - Author: Meghan Quinn
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#8. Stop shoving things up me. Stop shoving and stop cleaning it up. My vagina doesn't need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Not like rose petals. Don't try to decorate. - Author: Eve Ensler
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#9. And any man who would build a room in his house for some chick who blew him off? Any man
who would wait years for that same girl to show up at his door, knowing she was with someone else?
He's not a man at all."
"What is he?"
"A big, hairy, unwaxed vagina. - Author: Emma Chase
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#10. Vagina man,' said Bunny, and his two colleagues went quiet and nodded in silent agreement. - Author: Nick Cave
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#11. New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures of Britney Spears's vagina getting out of a car. Television has desensitizes us to violence, and porn has desensitized us to people getting shot in the eye. - Author: Bill Maher
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#12. Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. - Author: Tara Sivec
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#13. The state of relaxation of the mouth and jaw is directly correlated to the ability of the cervix, the vagina, and the anus to open to full capacity. - Author: Ina May Gaskin
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#14. Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina. - Author: Martin Leicht
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#15. It became a kind of passion. Discovering the key, unlocking the vagina's mouth, unlocking this voice, this wild song. - Author: Eve Ensler
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#16. Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me - I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you. - Author: Tom Stoppard
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#17. God gave man the strength to conquer the world, but God gave woman a vagina to conquer man - Author: Treasure Blue
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#18. If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed vagina to be my cock block - Author: Meredith Schorr
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#19. I have a great respect for what can come out of the vagina: some wonderful kids and lots of bleeding - Author: Pam Belluck
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#20. The sight of him swinging his leg over the back of the bike and taking his helmet off was akin to the hotness I would experience had someone struck a match and physically set my vagina alight. - Author: K.M. Golland
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#21. I'm afraid my vagina does not understand tonight's mission. - Author: Krista Ritchie
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#22. It was colder than a nun's vagina outside, - Author: Karina Halle
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#23. That is, membership was not based on merit but vagina. Which - Author: Jessica Bennett
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#24. Finn could break your vagina and be just handy enough to put it back together. - Author: Christina Lauren
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#25. My head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I DON'T KNOW!! I'M EMOTIONALLY INHIBTED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! - Author: Penny Reid
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#26. I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat. - Author: Karen Chance
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#27. There were those apres-sex moments when, in a half-asleep or forgetting that I was with a woman, I would reach out and touch her vagina- only to suddenly pull back my hand, as if surprised. - Author: John Irving
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#28. If overthrowing some five thousand years of patriarchy seems like a big order, just focus on celebrating each self-respect step along the way - Author: Eve Ensler
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#29. For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can't keep her hands off of it ... because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he's groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you. - Author: Roberto Hogue
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#30. What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face. - Author: Eve Ensler
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#31. Nell, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this. But your brother is hot. Like smokin' hot. Honestly, it's kind of impossible to have a vagina and not look." She - Author: Kylie Scott
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#32. I practically saw her panties melt and her vagina throw out a welcome mat. - Author: Jay Crownover
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#33. But I think he broke my vagina - Author: Tina Reber
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#34. How about I bring you a water and something else?" she insisted. "On me?"
What, like your vagina in a cup? Jesus. - Author: R.S. Grey
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#35. Emma, I have had four children! Four of them! Do you understand the state of my vagina? What kind of man goes out on a date with a woman that has four children? - Author: Rachel Higginson
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#36. Dear lord, the flash of his gleaming white teeth was like a hot button to my nether regions. Down vagina! Down, girl.
Bad Rep by A. Meredith Walters - Author: A Meredith Walters
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#37. Moving from phonetics to etymology, 'vagina' originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain't got no vagina. - Author: Inga Muscio
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#38. It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that made "private parts" private. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#39. She plays with her bracelet. "You guys have been together for like four months, right?" "Uh, yeah." "If you're not comfortable with Matt, then maybe you should move on." I look up. "Who says I'm not comfortable with him?" "Your vagina. - Author: Anonymous
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#40. No matter how shitty it got, I could always look back and say, "At least I don't have my arm stuck up a cow's vagina." In fact, that's kind of become my life's motto. It's also what I say when I'm at a loss for words when talking to people who are grieving the loss of their grandparents. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#41. This was a bad plan. A horrible plan. Just because cobwebs were growing in my vagina didn't mean I should hook up with some stranger. - Author: Ellis Leigh
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#42. My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone? - Author: Kathy Griffin
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#43. I'm a twenty-four year-old virgin with a broken vagina. I can't even give that shit away. - Author: Roxy Queen
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#44. My vagina has just found a new best friend - Author: Olivia Cunning
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#45. And just because I don't go to bed with everything with a vagina doesn't mean I'm repressed. - Author: Jim Butcher
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#46. Let me Guess-you lost the coin toss with Dell, which left you stuck with me. Only you don't know how to tell me this because you're a penis-carrying human and can't figure out how to communicate with a mere vagina. - Author: Jill Shalvis
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#47. She looked like the well put-together mom I would never be. Of course, she wasn't a full-time, single mom and therefore had time for things like hair appointments and manicures. Also, her body had not pushed four bowling balls out her vagina, so she had that going for her too. - Author: Rachel Higginson
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#48. High school is life's way of giving you a record low to judge the rest of your life by. I know this because no matter how shitty it got, I could always look back and say, "At least I don't have my arm stuck up a cow's vagina." In fact, that's kind of become my life's motto. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#49. I feel him pause. On my vagina. Because he's touching my vagina as I accuse him of being into examining college girls. Help me. - Author: Jana Aston
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#50. Careful Cam, your vagina is showing. - Author: Em Wolf
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#51. Did Gran go to a gynecologist? That is totally weird. I never thought about my grandmother's vagina before. I don't want to be thinking about my grandmother's vagina. Not here, at her funeral. In a church. While i'm doing a reading from the Bible. - Author: Meg Cabot
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#52. An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#53. Tonight has been the craziest, most insane night of perhaps my entire life - except the one I was born. I imagine that's insane, coming out of a vagina and all that. - Author: Emma Hart
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#54. Ray's got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He's a dickhead. - Author: Sarah Lotz
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#55. Why do people say to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#56. Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#57. They kissed deeply, but she pushed him away when he started to get grabby. "No, seriously, let me get a shower. My vagina smells like a set of nuts."
"Awesome." Cole laughed. - Author: Debra Anastasia
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#58. I thought about having sex with Jess Clark and I could feel my flesh turn electric at these thoughts, cold feel sensation gather at my nipples, could feel my vagina relax and open, could feel my lips and fingertips grow sensitive enough to know their own shapes. - Author: Jane Smiley
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#59. ... untill he felt Ingeborg slip two fingers into her vagina and then moisten the entrance to her ass with the same fingers and ask him, no, order, him to penetrate her, sodomize her, right now, immediately, before another moment passed, which Reiter did without thinking twice ... - Author: Roberto Bolano
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#60. A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#61. It seemed to me that half of life's problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina. - Author: Richard Powers
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#62. Yes, because I want to turn my vagina into a gonorrhea culture lab. - Author: Sara Wolf
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#63. If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell. - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
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#64. I don't think we have properly met," Faye said as we danced together. "So you're the penis that's been inside my best friend's vagina."
Well, that's one way of putting it. "And you're the highly inappropriate best friend. - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
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#65. Who didn't like a good hug with a vagina? - Author: Amelia Hutchins
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#66. I don't have kids. I'll probably never have kids. And I am getting sick of people behaving as though the only way a woman can be judged is by what comes out of her vagina. - Author: Debbie Johnson
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#67. A put together Johnson made her vagina purr. Sloppy Johnson made it roar. - Author: Debra Anastasia
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#68. I drop his hand like a hot potato and scowl deeply. "You're such a vagina-tease. - Author: Elle Kennedy
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#69. The boy was very cute. But the uncle is delicious. So much so that even my vagina wanted to sigh. Imagine a Gap model with a dash of rock star. E: - Author: Mia Asher
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#70. I realised that in my epiphany of Win El Over, I had grown a fucking vagina. - Author: Becca Lee
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#71. I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#72. You were able to kill him," Will said. You, a girl. That's what he meant. Like owning a vagina made me inferior in some fundamental way. - Author: Laura Thalassa
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#73. I adore Rule. I think it's genetically impossible not to be kind of in love with him when you come equipped with a vagina. - Author: Jay Crownover
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#74. All to prove to her I'm not lying and I'm not sleeping around on her. She's a vagina with arms, and legs, and two faces. Do you know what it's like to have your penis ridden by a two-hundred thirty pound woman?" He stood now, looking traumatized. - Author: Lucian Bane
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#75. The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you're wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no. - Author: Christy Leigh Stewart
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#76. You are aware that a healthy portion of the vagina-owning population wants to do you? Don't even get me started about the penis-wielding people, because there's quite a few of them into you as well. - Author: Kylie Scott
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#77. Did I think I'd ever find someone I could live with, she asked me, and I said yes, and she said who, and I said me with a vagina and cleavage a little dog could get lost in. - Author: Lionel Fisher
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#78. So what are you going to wear?"
I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past five minutes. "Clothes. - Author: Sean Kennedy
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#79. That place I'm talking about ain't nothing but a bloody slit in this world of His. But everybody wants to rule over it. It ain't for the white man to rule. Ain't for any man to rule. - Author: Jonathan Odell
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#80. So just to clarify, I always have my vagina with me. It's like my American Express card. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#81. All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#82. What it looks like is that you're having sex with one of my oldest friends in the linen closet of our reception hall. Unless, of course, she's lost something in her vagina and you were gallant enough to try and fish it out for her. With your penis. If that's the case, I suggest using a larger lure. - Author: Christine Bell
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#83. Scheide,'Noah said.
I decided to give the drink another shot. 'What does that mean?' I asked, then sipped.
'Vagina'
I almost choked, and covered my mouth with my hand. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#84. I didn't say you're a bad person. I just don't like being a foregone conclusion for the sole reason of having a vagina. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#85. Why do people say, "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. -Betty White - Author: Lani Lynn Vale
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#86. Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. - Author: Tara Sivec
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#87. Maybe he stomped on my vagina and I'm pissed about it. Stella Murphy - Author: R.L. Griffin
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#88. Because we are. Heather Jax. Me." I linked my hands and showed her my entwined fingers. "Like this. Tighter than your vagina ever was. - Author: Tijan
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#89. Basically, my vagina was a metaphor for my empty heart and it needed to be filled before I decided that my stomach was also a metaphor and I ate my way through this whole situation. - Author: Britt Hayes
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#90. His face clouded over when Calvin and Peachy tried to explain women. Peachy pressed on bravely. "Now, the purpose of the vagina," he was saying. He stopped and said to Calvin, "Why can't we just buy him a book? - Author: David Pratt
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#91. Chinese porcelain was popular, too. The word comes from the Italian for a cowrie shell; literally, porcellana was a 'little pig', and the connection seems grounded in the glossy shell's resemblance either to a pig's back or to a sow's glisteningly crinkled vagina.35 - Author: Henry Hitchings
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#92. I swear, I'm not afraid of love. There's just no one out there for me and I've made peace with that. If you can't find a man to share your heart with, well ... share your vagina with him instead. - Author: Karina Halle
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#93. You threaten my balls every day."
"That's because they're hanging around my sister," Rose snaps. I hate that she makes a good point. "And you have full right to threaten my eggs or fallopian tubes. Have at them."
I grimace. "I'm not going anywhere near your vagina. - Author: Krista Ritchie
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#94. The knowledge of cooking does not come pre-installed in a vagina. - Author: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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#95. Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make, - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#96. I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect, twenty-two-year-old vagina to rot and fall out of her thong when she sneezes. - Author: Tara Sivec
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#97. I told my boss that I had a book inside of me, and that I needed to get it out even if I had to squeeze it through my vagina. Because that's exactly what the world needs. A book squeezed from my vagina. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#98. Jaxon snorted in disbelief. He cupped his sac just to make sure his balls and dick were still there. If he hadn't been so content in his life he would've thought he was growing a vagina. - Author: Senayda Pierre
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#99. Oh, right. Of course. Well hey, if you happen to run into a vagina, ask it to invite you in for a little conversation. And by conversation, I mean sexual intercourse! - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
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#100. If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina's mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I'd be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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