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#1. JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reassess my opinion of the French. They may know a lot about making wine and fries, but they don't know jacques-merde about making dogs. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#2. Nick can do a pretty good nice, but it's not the real deal. His is a thin, watery nice, a niceness-au-jus drizzled over a great big asshole sandwich. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#3. I pull out a zippered CD case, but unfortunately, it's slim pickens inside, and I say this not only because the choices are bad, which they are, but because there actually is a Slim Pickens CD inside. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#4. Sometimes my entire life has felt like one long exercise in lowering my expectations. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#5. I thought coming here would change things for me, but I'm starting to worry that I've done what I always do: mistake a distraction for a chance at redemption. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#6. God, there's nothing like embarrassing a ginger to improve my mood - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#7. I don't know what she thinks a Matilda looks like, but I've always thought that I look a little like Gene Wilder, except with longer hair and a vagina. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#8. I don't know what she's thinking, but I'm thinking how fluid the border is between crazy and interesting, and how hard it is to decide who belongs where. - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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#9. There is no such thing as magic," she told me. "You can b e l i e v e all you want, but it's never going to do you any good. Nobody flies. We only fall - Author: Melissa DeCarlo
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