Top 100 Emma Chase Quotes
#1. As I finally reach our floor, panting and sweating, I see Kate leisurely leaning against her office door, coat off, a glass of water in hand. She offers it to me, along with that breathtaking smile of hers.
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#2. No, Kennedy's not pregnant with my child. At least - not that I know of."
A pillow comes flying at my head.
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#3. Because I would give up a crown for her.
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#4. You ever watch animal planet? Women are kind of like a herd of elephants. They stick together for protection. And if one sense danger? They all stampede.
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#5. Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels.
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#6. Who does that - kisses a woman's hand? No one I've ever met, that's for damn sure.
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#7. For you guys out there who think looking doesn't hurt? You're wrong. Because we women don't think you're just enjoying the view. We think you're comparing, finding us lacking. And that stings. Like a paper cut on your eyeball.
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#8. We're all sinners, m'boy. Some of us just enjoy it more than others.
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#9. So ... what's the typical schedule with the whole dating thing? How long before one gets to the actual fucking?"
"Three dates," they all answer simultaneously.
My eyebrows raise. "Three dates? Seriously? Are you guys, like ... more religious than I ever knew?
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#10. Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.
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#11. I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language.
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#12. Her hands comb through the back of my hair gently. "When did you know?"
I smile. "The first time you let me come inside you without a rubber.
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#13. I've never forgotten you, sweetheart. Not even close.
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#14. Hell, a guy could love a woman and still fuck ten others. It's just the way it is.
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#15. Why should I have to ask you? You're a grown man! You should just know!
And there it is, kiddies. The Famous Female Mind Fuck.
That's short for: If you can't read their minds? You're fucked
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#16. Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them.
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#17. Choosing between dull and dishonest is like being asked whether you want to be shot or stabbed. "What
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#18. Looks matter, but confidence is by far the most alluring accessory a woman can wear.
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#19. If a guy who you just met at a club calls you baby, sweetheart, angel, or any other generic endearment? Don't make the mistake of thinking he's so into you, he's already thinking up pet names. It's because he can't or doesn't care to remember your actual name.
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#20. Fuck you!"
She stalks back around my desk toward the door.
"Here? Now?" I look up at the ceiling, like I'm debating the prospect. "Well ... okay. But be gentle. My couch is a virgin.
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#21. Your wife is a psycho path. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. She's probably pull some booby trap shit and shove some razor-blades up her twat to try and slice my cock off.
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#22. The only reason I really believe in my own goodness is because I see it reflected in her eyes
-Jake Becker
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#23. But I don't follow Kate. And the reason is simple: Have you ever tried to run with a boner staring up at you?
No?
Well, it's damn near impossible.
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#24. She took my razor and kicked me out. Unlike women, guys don't need privacy. There is no bodily function a man won't perform in front of an audience.
We have no shame.
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#25. This is ... beautiful, Brent. Thank you."
"That smile is all the thanks I need.
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#26. Then Drew Evans strolls into my room. Drew is like no one I've ever known. It's as if there's a spotlight on him that never dims - he demands your notice.
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#27. And any man who would build a room in his house for some chick who blew him off? Any man
who would wait years for that same girl to show up at his door, knowing she was with someone else?
He's not a man at all."
"What is he?"
"A big, hairy, unwaxed vagina.
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#28. I mentally shake myself. I haven't gotten a spontaneous hard-on since I was twelve. What's up with that? Looks like I'm going to have to call that hottie who slipped me her number in the coffeehouse this morning.
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#29. Sex is a release. Purely physical. That's all. At least to men it is.
Okay, okay - calm down - don't start throwing shoes at me or something.
At least to this man it is. Better?
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#30. If nightmers can come true, and sometimes they do... than so can our happiest dreams.
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#31. So, if you think I'm arrogant? Selfish? Spoiled? You're probably right. But don't hold it against me. It's not my fault. I am a product of how I was raised.
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#32. Denial is a skill I mastered at a young age. Don't think about it. Don't talk about it. Suck it up. Choke it down.
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#33. For many men, their car is equivalent to the perfect woman. We can build her to look exactly how we want, we can ride her hard and she won't complain, and we can easily trade her in when a newer, younger model comes along. It's pretty much the ideal relationship.
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#34. And no girl wants to be called by the wrong name when she's on her knees giving you head in the men's room. So, just to be safe, I went with baby.
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#35. Not for the first time, I wonder if Drew Evans is the devil - or a close relation. I can picture him offering the fastingChrist a loaf of bread and making it sound completely acceptable for him to take a big ole bite out of it.
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#36. Life is a short, wild ride. Don't try to put the brakes on, don't over-analyze or try to control it. If you're lucky, like I was, you'll find that perfect someone who'll sit next to you and hold your hand through every curve, every up and down.
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#38. We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.
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#39. I don't go to church. Not anymore. I'm a lot of things, but a hypocrite really isn't one of them. If you're not going to play by the rules, you don't show up for team meetings.
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#40. Because the greatest part of a road trip isn't arriving at your destination. It's all the wild stuff that happens along the way.
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#41. I feel her hips push forward against mine.
And any blood left in my body descends, making me harder than I've ever been in my life.
Weeks of want and frustration are coursing through me. I've brushed with Colgate for far too
long - and it's tasted like shit.
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#42. Newsflash, ladies: We can't read your thoughts. And frankly, I'm not entirely sure I'd want to. The female mind is a scary place to be.
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#43. Oooh ... Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"
Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?"
"No."
"Dumbass?"
"No."
"Douchebag?"
"What's a douchebag?"
"Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.
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#44. Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard. Dedicated to all those who have stayed in love.
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#45. My stomach flips with regret and disappointment. What I wouldn't give for a time machine.
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#46. When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything - from the maid's leg to my parents' four-poster bed. He was insatiable. My parents were mortified whenever company stopped by. But now I realize he really wasn't a bad dog.
It wasn't his fault.
I feel your pain, Fido.
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#47. Nicholas: If your goal was to have me
meet the Sisters of Mercy sporting a stiffy
- mission accomplished.
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#48. The ride is the only thing that makes the fall worth it.
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#49. You've heard the freshmen fifteen? Be prepared for the Shaw twenty.
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#50. I'm not going to let us fall this time, Kennedy."
Her eyes are back on my chest. "I'm not sure
"
"All you have to do is take my hand.
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#51. Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it's still just a lack of information.
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#52. I'm not defending him; I have no idea why he's made the choices he has. But ... I can't help but feel sorry for him. Because one day he's going to open his eyes and realize that he's made the biggest mistake of his life.
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#53. Yelling is a sign of desperation, an indication that you're out of options, with nothing behind your back but volume.
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#54. You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one.
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#55. You can't get a reaction from someone who doesn't give a shit.
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#56. Whoever invented karaoke is evil. They should be shot between the eyes with a dull bullet.
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#57. Indifference is not exactly a reaction I'm used to from women. Frankly, it's a little hard to take. I feel my jaw clench ...
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#58. I feel so helpless When you look at me that way I'll do anything for you Only for you
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#59. Anyone worth doing, is worth doing well.
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#60. dogs; a good coffeemaker is man's real best friend.
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#61. Good guys are boring. You need a little bad to keep things fun. And nice guys? Nice guys have something to hide.
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#62. I don't wanna go. I want to defile the prestigious Plaza Hotel by having you ride me like a slutty mermaid in the bathtub.
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#63. A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight. When
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#64. She's whimpering ... moaning ... gasping my name.
Music to my frigging ears.
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#65. I stare at the television as Belle bends over to feed a bird. Then I lean forward, hoping for a nice cleavage shot ...
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
I can't help it. I'm desperate. Frustrated.
Horny
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#66. It doesn't count as a lie if the person you're lying to knows it's a lie.
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#67. I've played bingo with these senior citizens. They take that shit seriously. They might be old, but if you get I-22 when they were waiting for B-6? They'll bust your fucking kneecaps as quick as any backstreet bookie, without an ounce of remorse.
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#68. She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right - she's a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don't need to spell that one our for you, do I?
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#69. I thought for sure you were about to ravish her. I've read a lot of books, and that was just like a scene that ends with the hero ravishing the maiden."
"I was closer to strangling her."
The little old lady chuckles in a knowing kind of way. "That's a different kind of book, sonny.
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#70. Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.
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#71. A good friends should be able to tell you anything. Maybe your boyfriend's screwing around, or a dress that makes your love handles hang over like a shar-pei's skin? In either case, if they're not brave enough to tell it like it is? They're not your best friend.
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#72. I shrug, trying to seem cool and unaffected. "Might look a bit too 'Putin' on the horse." He
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#73. I hope you can grow a third kidney, Drew," Erin says. "Because if Mathew, Jack and Steven ever need one at the same time, you're going to have to hand them over."
( ... )
"Book Jack a table at Scores this weekend. One me"
Nothing says thank you like a prepaid stripper.
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#74. You can't blame the nuclear missile for going off after all its buttons have been pushed.
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#75. Forgiveness is selfish. We give it not because it's earned, but because it's what we need. To find peace. To be whole.
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#76. Let me repeat that in case you missed it:
ALL GUYS TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT SEX.
If a guy tells you he doesn't? Dump him, because he's lying to you.
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#77. I am in love with you. When I look at you, think about you, I can't decide if I want to fuck you, strangle you, or just hold you in my arms. Usually all three. And if that's not love, I don't know what is" ... "You're everything I've been searching for, before I even knew I was looking.
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#78. There are so few people in the world who have the chance and the power to change it. But we can,
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#79. But words don't work that way. Once heard, they can't ever be taken back. All they can do is echo.
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#80. Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little.
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#81. Her name is Mackenzie. She's got long blond hair and the biggest blue eyes you'll ever see. She's almost four. See her there? On the other end of the seesaw I'm currently riding.
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#82. It doesn't much matter what you say when you're screwing anyway. Or how you do it. Slow and
gentle or fast and violent - it's the feelings behind it that make it mean something. That make it mean
everything.
Christ, am I enlightened or what? Aren't you proud of me? You should be.
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#83. After this? Heaven's going to be a major disappointment.
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#84. But you make me want to be brave." Something
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#85. You know my daughter, Presley?"
He nods. "Sure. Cute kid, hot mom. Unfortunate name.
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#86. Then I flip Kate the finger. Immature, I know, but apparently we're now both functioning at the preschool level, so I'm guessing it's okay. Kate sneers at me. Then she mouths, You wish. Well - she's got me there, now doesn't she?
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#87. I sleep naked, by the way. You should try it. If you haven't slept naked, you haven't lived. But that's beside the point.
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#88. Sometimes I look around and wonder, how the hell did I get here? How is this my life? It all changed so fast. But then I stop wondering. Because how this life became mine doesn't really fucking matter. I'm just crazy-happy that it is.
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#89. There are only a few reasons why Delores Warren would want to talk to me at this point in my life. None of them are pleasant.
I motion toward my office. "Come on in."
This is how it must feel to invite a vampire into your house.
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#90. The next time I open my eyes, I'm on the floor, on my back, staring at the water-stained ceiling of The Horny Goat. And . . . I think there's gum up there. What kind of demented bastard puts chewing gum on the ceiling? Has to be a health hazard.
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#91. Why is it that whenever a woman is justifiably upset, the guy always blames it on PMS?"
Please. I've been on the receiving end of Alexandra's premenstrual-induced psychosis often enough to recognize the signs.
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#92. It's like when someone dies. And you can't believe they're really gone because you ran into them yesterday. They were right there with you, alive and real. And that's the memory you hold on to-the moment you mourn the most.
Because it was the last.
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#93. I don't want her thinking about the baby right now, but I can't pass by the hump without paying it homage. My lips press against it once, reverently.
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#94. In a louder voice than I'd intended, I say, "Hey, beautiful."
"Shhh!" She attacks. "If you wake that baby, I'll pluck out every pubic hair you have the next time you fall asleep."
My eyes widen. She's been spending way too much time with Delores these days.
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#95. I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny can kiss my ass. If I want something badly enough, I can have it. If I focus, sacrifice, there is nothing I can't do.
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#96. Sex with Stanton is exhilarating, working beside him is a privilege. But loving him ... that just hurts.
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#97. And when you get married, the most important thing isn't being in love. It's making sure you marry your best friend. A partner - the person you want to share the good times, the shitty times, and everything in between with.
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#98. She's my love, my home, the solace to my soul, the keeper of my heart, the center of my entire fucking world. The only reason I really believe in my own goodness is because I see it reflected in her eyes.
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#99. I never realised that the downside of getting to know a woman before I screw her is the possibility that I might not want to screw her after I know her. That a personality could have such a devastating effect on desirability. It's depressing. My whole worldview is blown to bits.
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#100. No, I haven't fucked her. Not that I wouldn't love to. Trust me, if she didn't work for me, I'd hit that harder than Mohammed Ali.
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