Quotes About Sausage

#1. My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 12:30 and have two hearty soups like shrimp corn chowder and lentil sausage soup, which can be made a day or two ahead.

Ina Garten

#2. I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

Cody Lundin

#3. Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.

Jimmy Dean

#4. Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up.

Donald Rumsfeld

#5. So if it resonates with fans - and that's always the bottom line, fans have the final say - then I'm sure we'll see more of it. I'd be honored to do it. I saw the first one today, and I cracked up. I literally laughed out loud. I saw how the sausage was made, and I still laughed.

Phil Morris

#6. I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I'm half ground, that I don't want to be a sausage after all.

Jessamyn West

#7. Spanish chorizo is a spicy cured sausage that's especially tasty with clams.

Tom Douglas

#8. Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Terry Pratchett

#9. Pauline: "All under-fives are mad Adrian, you used to talk to the moon. You invited it to your birthday party and cried when it didn't turn up."
George: "When it went dark and the moon came up, you ran outside and threw a sausage roll at it!

Sue Townsend

#10. Knowing Gary, he probably caught
sight of one of those thick, furry sausage things they have on the end of the ropes one day
and just couldn't resist giving it a tug.

J.L. Merrow

#11. Sorry, but I'd rather sit home eating Vienna sausage straight from the can watching Andy Griffith reruns than be forced to dine with that Oompa-Loompa!

Piper Faust

#12. She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage society or a league for the suppression of eggs.

P.G. Wodehouse

#13. ... where Halder and Hans usually arrived first and had something to eat, perhaps sausage with a bit of sauerkraut.

Roberto Bolano

#14. Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl. I have tried sausage, but it's not for me." ~ Jolie

Emma Nichols

#15. Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst

Anonymous

#16. I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#17. A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.

Oliverio Girondo

#18. He was in his midforties, tall and overweight, a sausage-fingered vulgarian in a slick suit.

Terry Hayes

#19. Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

Miller Barber

#20. He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't just any deer, either - they looked like Bambi from the disney cartoon. Charles didn't want to know how his father had managed that

Patricia Briggs

#21. I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.

Wayne Rooney

#22. I'm totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italian sausage.

Kevin Hearne

#23. I think it's important to be able to make something, whether it's shoes or sausage. Food, clothing, and shelter are the basic needs of all people. If you master a trade that serves one of those needs, you will work for a lifetime.

Adriana Trigiani

#24. This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it.

Jack Whitehall

#25. If I'm working as an engineer for another band, the responsibility for brilliance pretty much rests on their shoulders. I think I'm pretty good, but I'm not good enough to turn a trout into a sausage, or the other way around.

Steve Albini

#26. A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.

Harlan Coben

#27. Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

Vivian Stanshall

#28. No, what's a man like down there?"
"Oh." Sidheag wrinkled her nose. "Unimpressive. They have - "she gestured towards her own nether regions with one hand - "a sort of dangly sausage - lacks tailoring."
"Really?"
"Yes, like it wasn't fitted into its casing properly. And hairy.

Gail Carriger

#29. You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

Bert Cooper

#30. I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

Sebastian Horsley

#31. Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

Don Murray

#32. There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be ... I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge - but not a sausage.

Billy Connolly

#33. Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Mark Twain

#34. I will endanger your species like an ostrich,
Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!

Busta Rhymes

#35. There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

Otto Von Bismarck

#36. There is excellent provision made of dainty new bread, crusty twists, cool fresh butter, thin slices of ham, tongue, and German sausage, and delicate little rows of anchovies nestling in parsley, not to mention new-laid eggs, to be brought up warm in a napkin, and hot buttered toast. For

Charles Dickens

#37. I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.

Colin Baker

#38. I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage,

Karl Ove Knausgard

#39. Seed biscuits and milk! I hated Mrs. Mullet's seed biscuits the way Saint Paul hated sin. Perhaps even more so. I wanted to clamber up onto the table, and with a sausage on the end of a fork as my scepter, shout in my best Laurence Olivier voice, 'Will no one rid us of this turbulent pastry cook?

Alan Bradley

#40. I bet sliced smoked sausage wouldn't be a terrible pizza topping.

L.T. Vargus

#41. Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage.

Richard Proenneke

#42. When you cook a sausage, the skin sometimes breaks and the ground meat comes apart.

Jose Andres

#43. They had us surrounded, and they were about to kill us when M-Squad showed up and saved our bacon, our sausage, and every other fine pork product we possess.

Robert J. Crane

#44. [Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential. And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven; and must cook dinner. Haddock and sausage meat. I think it is true that one gains a certain hold on sausage and haddock by writing them down.

Virginia Woolf

#45. Jane Eyre may be an orphan, homely, battered, alone and abandoned, but she is not, never has been and never will be a big fat sausage.

Fanny Britt

#46. Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

Lord Byron

#47. Alex rolled his eyes. "It's just a house party, Ror. I didn't promise you ... whatever the opposite of a sausage fest is."
Rory grinned unashamedly. "An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

Erin Lawless

#48. I ordered four eggs and my new friend ordered some doughnuts. We both stayed away from sausage. Unless you knew the restaurant well and trusted the cook, ordering ground meat was a bad idea, because for some places "beef" was a code for rat meat. The

Ilona Andrews

#49. What was not possessed of the 'fat light'--an immanence that shed radiance over the world of gross matter--should be left to the portraitists of sausage-shaped ladies and their rich consorts.

Norman Lock

#50. Alright, kids, who wants to try a home-made veggie sausage spiced with the secret herbs of the jungle's dark and vengeful heart? I can through some on the grill with the next round of tofu burgers.

Alex Gabriel

#51. I want a man who is sunny-side up, with a large sausage, and two hot buns.

Sierra Cartwright

#52. For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Gregg's bakers, though, I'll say that. The opening of the 1977 'Star Wars' movie was possibly the only time I've seen a longer queue round the block than in Glasgow for sausage rolls. That was quite an eye-opener.

Darren Boyd

#53. Her parents exchanged an odd glance. Her mother's lips curved. "Yes, I imagine that he possesses a rather large cannon," she said, spearing her
sausage with a fork.

Meljean Brook

#54. You can't negotiate in public. People won't make concessions in public. They will do that in private. Like sausage making, you have to do it behind closed doors.

Jonathan Powell

#55. The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

Benson Bruno

#56. Where are we going?
I don't know yet.
Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.

Kevin Hearne

#57. Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it.

Tim Fargo

#58. I am at length joined to Bologna, where I am settled like a sausage.

George Gordon Byron

#59. Sister Walburga ate some of the sausage she was taking upriver for the anchorites, but you'd think from her distress that she was a Horseman of the Apocalypse and the Whore of Babylon rolled into one.

Ariana Franklin

#60. For battle, the new boy looked like an overcooked sausage

George R R Martin

#61. I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed to turn that into Savannah red rice because they were big into that sausage, tomato-y, bell pepper-y rice mixture.

Paula Deen

#62. I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American.

Steve Hockensmith

#63. Oh stop being so stubborn! You want him to be right, I can tell, I can read you, child. Because if he's right and Imogen's a liar that means you can jump back on that Italian sausage straight away.

Billy London

#64. The conductor was eating a young ladies' cinema nibble with a rigid, humourless expression, as though it was the doorstop or hunk of sausage that would have accorded with his personality.

Joseph Roth

#65. He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

Henry James

#66. [If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened to anyone you know, and sausage, after all, is delicious.

David McRaney

#67. I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.

Tom Colicchio

#68. One of my insecurities was my looks. I was short, cute and chubby, and Dad used to call me his 'little fat sausage.' But I always knew I had musical talent.

Suzi Quatro

#69. You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

#70. I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#71. I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body.

Duff Goldman

#72. While it's typical to find steamed clam recipes which include a bit of bacon or sausage, you might not think of adding shredded ham hock, but it's another way to pair the lusty, smoky flavor of animal fat with the briny ocean flavor of shellfish.

Tom Douglas

#73. I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made.

Olivia Munn

#74. I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with carrots, sundried tomato paste and chopped chorizo sausage.

Deborah Moggach

#75. Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with a straight face would be impossible.

Roxy Mews

#76. I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it.

Jimmy Dean

#77. They don't go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine skins, slices of hog flesh and burnt ground grass seeds dipped in animal fats; or, as it is known in their patois, egg, sausage, bacon and a fried slice of toast.

Terry Pratchett

#78. They ate sandwiches of mortadel sausage and bel paese cheese made up in the station restaurant, and drank Beaujolais.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#79. It was a hound of some sort, black and disproportionately long-bodied, with lets so stumpy that they appeared to have been amputated. With large, liquid eyes and a sturdy long tail in constant motion, it resembled nothing so much as and exceedingly amiable sausage.

Diana Gabaldon

#80. Harris said: If you never try a new thing, how can you tell what it's like? It's men such as you that hamper the world's progress. Think of the man who first tried German sausage!

Jerome K. Jerome

#81. Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Ambrose Bierce

#82. One by one, the three picture-in-picture mini-screens drop off. They've grown tired of the geek-speak. They have more important things to do than watch the blow-by-blow engineering sausage-making.

Eduardo Suastegui

#83. Chinese sausage, which is widely available from Asian grocers and online, is sweet, rich, and enticingly smoky. I add it to steamed rice with strips of omelette and a few baby veg stir-fried with soy.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#84. Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

Paul Claudel

#85. A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

Eugene Field

#86. Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy.

David Sedaris

#87. Meine Wurst! Better your sausage than your life, man!

Lilith Saintcrow

#88. There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

Mark Twain

#89. Just like in Jane Eyre, the moral of the story would be 'never forget that you're nothing but a sad sausage.

Fanny Britt

#90. Oh." Sidheag wrinkled her nose. "Unimpressive. They have" - she gestured toward her own nether regions with one hand - "a sort of dangly sausage - lacks tailoring.

Gail Carriger

#91. People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made

Otto Von Bismarck

#92. I grew up in Zurich until I was 12, and I've always come to Vorderer Sternen for a sausage, a hunk of bread, and some mustard.

Daniel Humm

#93. I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

Adolf Hitler

#94. I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.

Frances Trollope

#95. Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

P. J. O'Rourke

#96. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Anthony Bourdain

#97. With Hostel II I thought I had a very, very strong female audience so I'm going to make a movie that's going to appeal to them. The guys will love it, they'll have their moments. But there'll be a lot more male nudity in this one. I have a lot of sausage in this one!

Eli Roth

#98. You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs.

Gregory Maguire

#99. If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage.

Ferran Adria

#100. Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's

Penny Reid