Top 4 Piper Faust Quotes
#1. It felt like I had a thousand packs of Strawberry Pop Rocks simultaneously detonating in my chest, and I dilated at least eight centimeters!
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#2. Sorry, but I'd rather sit home eating Vienna sausage straight from the can watching Andy Griffith reruns than be forced to dine with that Oompa-Loompa!
Piper Faust
#3. The only feel-good situation I could hypothetically equate it to would be lying in a kiddie pool full of cotton candy while spinning around and around with my tongue hanging out!
Piper Faust
#4. I was hoping against hope he'd refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened.
Piper Faust
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