Fanny Britt Quotes

#1. I'm starting to see that
the less I think about it,
the less it's true.

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#2. Waiting for the bus on Sherbrooke today is like waiting to die.
Or what I imagine it would be like.

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#3. So I stare at the beautiful brand-new crinoline dress that's mine alone with no whiff of mothballs. Even so, it droops a little.

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#4. Jane Eyre may be an orphan, homely, battered, alone and abandoned, but she is not, never has been and never will be a big fat sausage.

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#5. The same thing happens every time- another hole opens up in my rib cage.
Hearing everything.
Hearing nothing.

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#6. Saying to herself out loud so just maybe someone will hear her, even though by now everyone's in bed, "I'm so tired I could die.

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#7. Just like in Jane Eyre, the moral of the story would be 'never forget that you're nothing but a sad sausage.

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#8. Listening to them, I imagine myself a gorgeous stubborn singer, traveling the world with hope and a guitar, turning as rough and piney as a Laurentian forest.

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#9. You'll see, the story ends well.

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#10. Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible.

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