Vivian Stanshall Quotes

#1. I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.

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#2. Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

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#3. I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

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#4. Why can't I be different and unusual ... like everyone else?

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#5. If I had all the money I spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink (Sir Henry at Rawlinson End)

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#6. If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life

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#7. Fear is the root of all courage

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#8. Five years ago I was a four-stone apology - today I am two separate gorillas.

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#9. Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

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#10. Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.

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#11. A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

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#12. If I had all the money I've spent on drink - I'd spend it on drink.

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#13. If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

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#14. I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

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