Quotes About No Pants

#1. No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants - Author: Stephen King

#2. We need to look to the future. You can't come up with new things unless you constantly forget the past. There's no reason to keep wearing the same pair of pants. - Author: Andrew Lau

#3. You have no right to run me out of here!"

"Yes, I do, because it's my house. I live here now."

He could have dropped his pants and taken a shit on the coffee table and it wouldn't have shocked her as much as that revelation.

"What? - Author: Tymber Dalton

#4. To tell the truth, girls are no longer the way they used to be. They play gangsters, nowadays, just like boys. They organize rackets. They plan holdups and practice karate. They will rape defenseless adolescents. They wear pants ... Life has become impossible. - Author: Alain Robbe-Grillet

#5. I look ridiculous! These pants are absurd, and this shirt is awful."
"Stop whining. No one gives a damn about your clothes. - Author: Sarah J. Maas

#6. I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. - Author: Craig Ferguson

#7. If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! - Author: Stephen Colbert

#8. Once upon a time, growing up male gave little boys a sense of certainty about the natural order of things. We had short hair, wore pants, and played baseball. Girls had long hair, wore skirts, and, no matter how hard they tried, always threw a baseball just like a girl. - Author: Kenneth R. Miller

#9. Carma,
Here are the Pants and a little sketch I made of Leo. From memory, not from life. (And no, I'm not thinging of him day and night. God.)
Funny hair, huh?
He did not realize I was in his class. I think I'm making a big impression around here.
Love you,
Len - Author: Ann Brashares

#10. A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down. - Author: Tommy Douglas

#11. She heard music. Angels singing? she thought, dizzy. It seemed odd for angels to sing after table sex. She managed to swallow on a throat wildly dry. "Music," she murmured.
"My phone. In my pants. Don't care."
"Oh. Not angels."
"No. Def Leppard. - Author: Nora Roberts

#12. No, but it's your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it. - Author: Tielle St. Clare

#13. Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see."
I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. "I'm good to go."
He was still for a beat. "You could have held on to my jacket," he said.
"Would you rather I do that?"
"No. Not even a little. - Author: Janet Evanovich

#14. Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful. - Author: Wayne Dyer

#15. Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants. - Author: Cathy Burnham Martin

#16. You really think I should be able to do that to you, Garrett?" Ty asked.
"Why the hell would I be on alert in my own bedroom with no pants on when the only threat is my husband stomping around in a shitty mood? - Author: Abigail Roux

#17. He can't keep it in his pants for a few months?" "He's twenty-two and full-blooded Italian," Romeo reminded Clay, thinking it was obvious. "No, he can't. - Author: Kele Moon

#18. I'll show these people how a curtsy is done, even if I am wearing soggy boots and a bloody pair of pants. Literally. There's blood on them, and I can't get it out, no matter how hard I scrub. At least it's not mine. - Author: Amanda Bouchet

#19. People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. - Author: Zac Hanson

#20. No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. - Author: McLean Stevenson

#21. I've stolen a shirt to wear since my clothing has gone missing. You may as well get used to living without it because there is no way I'm giving up a tee that says 'To unleash the Kraken is to unzip my pants. - Author: Nikki Winter

#22. Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder. - Author: Susan Juby

#23. There was no denying that I was physically attracted to her, and while she was a different type of girl than I normally went for, I wasn't surprised by wanting to get in her pants and between her legs. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout

#24. No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants. - Author: Allan

#25. I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me. - Author: Bo Ellis

#26. Should I thank you for putting on pants?" Lorcan said, his voice no more than a midnight wind.
"I didn't want you to feel inadequate," Rowan replied, leaning against the roof door. - Author: Sarah J. Maas

#27. There will be absolutely no macho-man, bossy-pants shenanigans allowed. - Author: Julie Johnson

#28. Working from home or going on maternity leave is no excuse to let go of your look. The more you schlep around in drawstring pants and tees, the less you're going to be able to pull yourself together when necessary. - Author: Nina Garcia

#29. Put something on," Tyler ordered. "And lock the doors. I'll check it out."
"No, you won't." She was already marching to her closet. "We'll check it out. Nobody pushes me
around," she said as she dragged on a sweater and pants. "Nobody. - Author: Nora Roberts

#30. Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Author: Mark Hamill

#31. Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor with no pants on. - Author: Mindy Kaling

#32. You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal"
I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?"
"I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable."
"Oh."
He smiled. "Disappointed?"
"No." Liar, liar, pants on fire. - Author: Janet Evanovich

#33. And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down. - Author: Lynn Viehl

#34. A group of ghosts is a fraid. No, really. I don't know what jackass came up with that one, but it's a real thing. A fraid of ghosts. Clearly, they've never seen a group of ghosts. Otherwise it'd be a "Pants-Shitting Terror" of ghosts. - Author: Stephen Blackmoore

#35. Wanna hang out for a bit?"
"You tryin' to get in my pants now that you know I'm queer?" he asked in an impudent tone.
"No!"
"Yeah."
"Yeah, what?"
"Yeah, I wanna hang out." He smiled over at me. - Author: Marie Sexton

#36. Had to pee his pants for a role, and when they tried to attach the pouch to him so that it would look real,, he shouted, 'No, I do all my own stunts. I got this. - Author: Rachel Van Dyken

#37. What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded.
"Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly.
Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of you. You must have gotten a sock or something stuck. Oh, my." She pried her gaze from his groin. - Author: Karen Marie Moning

#38. Oh, no," Simi said. "We can't have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don't hurt people then run. That's just rude." She looked back at Caleb. "Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the 'No Simi' eat list? - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#39. Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. - Author: Drake

#40. Mullets and questionably tight pants aside, the best music in the world was '80s rock, and I had no qualms about admitting it. I didn't want music that was maudlin and depressing - I wanted music that put me in a good mood and made the world look a little bit brighter. - Author: L. H. Cosway

#41. He say, Celie, tell me the truth. You don't like me cause I'm a man?
I blow my nose. take off they pants, I say, and men look like frogs to me. No matter how you kiss 'em, as far as I'm concern, frogs is what they stay. - Author: Alice Walker

#42. After I pulled in, I decided in my typical fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants fashion that if anyone asked, I was going to be "lost." I hoped no one would have the opportunity to look in the car. Lost and a fancy GPS system didn't go together. - Author: Myra McEntire

#43. I'm the boss," he said as I pulled down my pants and got into position. "Even if you're trying to be cute, no trying to passive-aggressively top me." There - Author: Skye Callahan

#44. Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. - Author: Kristen Schaal

#45. I don't exactly fit well in leather pants, so I don't rock that look. I lost my hair a long time ago, so no hair-metal look, either. I had hair down to my belly button at one point, but I think that was the '90s. - Author: Brian Posehn

#46. If you must have a female role model, may I recommend Katherine Hepburn or Angelina Jolie: lots of pants, lots of attitude, no jewelry. - Author: David Leddick

#47. No two books come out the same way. Some I write by the seat of my pants; others are planned in minute detail. - Author: Charles Stross

#48. Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. - Author: Ilona Andrews

#49. What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways? We don't want no pants rabbits. - Author: John Steinbeck

#50. The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he isn't. He grins in my direction. 'Not all that impressive, boyo - Author: L.A. Meyer

#51. She grabbed his shirt and tore it open, buttons popping off and flying everywhere. She insinuated a knee between his thighs, meaning to apply some provocative friction to his private parts while she undid his pants. But he misread her intention. 'Oh, no, you don't, - Author: Emma Darcy

#52. And, more important, for all those years that I was sure that boys could tell when I had a loaf-of-bread-size maxi pad going up the back of my pants, they actually had no idea. - Author: Tina Fey

#53. They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera. - Author: Casey Stengel

#54. I quirked a brow at him. "No kids for me. Would you really bring children into a world like this?"
Eyes alight with playfulness, he said, "No. It was just an excuse to get in your pants. - Author: Kresley Cole

#55. MR. SMITH: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. [Silence.]
MR. MARTIN: Don't you feel well? [Silence.]
MRS. SMITH: No, he's wet his pants. [Silence.]
MRS. MARTIN: Oh, sir, at your age, you shouldn't. [Silence.]
MR. SMITH: The heart is ageless. [Silence.] - Author: Eugene Ionesco

#56. 'The Secret Life of Bees' was my first novel, so I had no process. I was flying by the seat of my pants, as they say, trying to understand how I, as a novelist, would work with story. - Author: Sue Monk Kidd

#57. The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants. - Author: Diablo Cody

#58. This is not a book in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty ... what you will. - Author: Henry Miller

#59. considering that he was no longer wearing pants. - Author: Laurelin McGee

#60. Magic pants?"
"Without them I'm starkers," he mused. "Shall I show you?"
"No, I think I prefer the pants. - Author: Jamie Wyman

#61. But no, it's yoga pants and T-shirts with slogans like "Save the Rain Forest" on them, made only of natural fibers of course. - Author: Heather Vogel Frederick

#62. You can't be seen in your mid-40s wearing leather pants. No leather pants anymore. - Author: Scott Weiland

#63. Every word out of your mouth," he pants, "has been a lie, hasn't it?"
"No," I say softly. "Not everything."
"What about your name?" he says. "Is your name even Rhine? - Author: Lauren DeStefano

#64. I know this looks pathetic, but I'm wearing black elastic-waist pants just like my mother's, a hot-pink fleece hat, mismatched socks, and no makeup. I think it's safe to say that vanity is no longer my biggest concern. - Author: Lisa Genova

#65. No, she won't," Bast said smugly. "Because I'm all grown, and I can do whatever I want with my pants. I could light them on fire and I wouldn't get in any trouble at all. - Author: Patrick Rothfuss

#66. There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. - Author: Kathy Bryson

#67. There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants. - Author: Arnold Newman

#68. I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' - Author: Kanye West

#69. His voice wore no pants. - Author: Tom Robbins

#70. No, Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest-which is kind of the point of these reports-I was already unzipping his pants. - Author: Ally Carter

#71. When guys in camouflage pants and hunting hats sat around in the Four Aces Diner talking about fearsome things done out-of-doors, I would no longer have to feel like such a cupcake. - Author: Bill Bryson

#72. Is someone in my tree?" I fought panic, and through Herculean effort managed to keep my pants dry. "No," I answered. She wasn't fooled. - Author: Jeff Strand

#73. Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. - Author: Stephen King

#74. He is wearing he same black pants from yesterday, but no shirt, his body is brown and hard, perfectly proportioned. He knows that he is beautiful and somehow his makes him ugly. - Author: Damon Galgut

#75. A yellow dog barks at him from behind a chain-link fence, all possessive ferocity and no damn balls. Just like the gang-banger kids. They think a pistol equals cojones. That's why they tuck them into their pants. - Author: Lauren Beukes

#76. Nothing says 'no big deal' like having my sorta ex-fiancee help me put my pants on. - Author: Shannon Messenger