Kathy Bryson Quotes

#1. I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend's house.

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#2. Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

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#3. Everything you're telling me was just a story, and now it's real.

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#4. Maybe you're worried that I won't seduce you?

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#5. She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

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#6. I've worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

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#7. I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

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#8. There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

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#9. Elvis is the soul of discretion.

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#10. This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

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#11. Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

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#12. Elvis is in the kitchen and he's making eggs Benedict!

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#13. I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

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#14. You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

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#15. Grabbing someone's ass doesn't count as capturing them!

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#16. You didn't make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

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#17. A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

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#18. Turns out there's a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

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#19. This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

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#20. Don't pinch that guy's ass. He's a leprechaun.

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#21. It was never just about the money.

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#22. My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.

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#23. Oh, you're hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

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#24. No one ever said you can't have world dominance and a little romance too.

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#25. You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry?

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#26. He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

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