Top 100 Quotes About Idiots
#1. Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.
Rob Schneider
#2. - Boys my age are boring. They have nothing to say and half of them seem like complete idiots.
I was going to say that they didn't improve with age but didn't want to spoil her illusions.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#3. We were discussing civilization and the fact that young men among the Greeks at that time were idiots and uneducated, so the men had emotional and friendly relationships with members of their own sex.
Marion Zimmer Bradley
#4. Even idiots sometimes have a way with words. And some words have sharp tongues.
Cameron Dokey
#5. Love is so complicated. I'm glad I don't suffer from it and hope I never do. It's amazing how smart, strong people turn into frail, frightened idiots once their hearts are involved.
Laurann Dohner
#6. Are you any good at it?"
"Pulling idiots out of the snow? I'm the best.
Cynthia Hand
#7. Idiots, don't get ready to die, get ready to kill (Shuri, Basara, Vol. 9)
Yumi Tamura
#8. The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein.
Carl I. Hagen
#9. Degrade first the Arts if you'd Mankind Degrade. Hire Idiots to Paint with cold light & hot shade: Give high Price for the worst, leave the best in disgrace, And with Labours of Ignorance fill every place.
William Blake
#10. The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Jaggi Vasudev
#11. There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
Frantz Fanon
#12. When I wrote 'The West Wing,' the juice behind it was that in popular culture, our leaders in government are generally portrayed as Machiavellian, or as idiots. I thought, well, how about writing about a group of hyper-competent people?
Aaron Sorkin
#13. No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.
David Walliams
#14. All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
Mark Twain
#15. The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.
H.L. Mencken
#16. The biggest problem is our lack of "response-ability." That's what happens when money rather than love is the bottom line. People act like idiots.
Marianne Williamson
#17. A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor, I explain it as if they're a 25-year-old that hasn't quite figured it out yet.
David Walton
#19. It's like, Earthlings, you idiots, get it together!
Pittacus Lore
#20. There are three kinds of people: 1. Innovators. 2. Imitators. 3. Idiots.
Warren Buffett
#21. It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots. - Katniss.
Suzanne Collins
#22. Without the balance between the bright side and the dark, we are just smiling idiots without depth or breadth or meaning.
Vivienne Tuffnell
#23. Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.
Patricia Heaton
#24. Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.
Russell Brand
#25. I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Leo Szilard
#26. There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.
Herman J. Mankiewicz
#28. The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
H.L. Mencken
#29. Most people in the world today are fucking idiots.
Don't laugh - you may be one of the walking stupid and just not know it.
Emma Chase
#30. Opera? Dear God why?' That was the last thing I needed. A bunch of fat and painted idiots wailing at me from a stage for several hours. 'Just
Mark Lawrence
#31. Our species will never run out of fools but I dare say that there have been at least as many credulous idiots who professed faith in god as there have been dolts and simpletons who concluded otherwise.
Christopher Hitchens
#32. The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West
#33. I go to dance clubs ... about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
Bill Hicks
#34. The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation.
Sam Harris
#36. The commentary came from millions of idiots on the Internet.
Neal Stephenson
#37. By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero)
We know. (They said in unison.)
Yeah, well, what you don't know is how grateful your girl is to you. I just thought you should know that you guys are a hero to her ... and she thinks we're all idiots. (Nero)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#39. Please show tolerance with people. you see if there were no idiots in the world , How would you know you were sane?
Dave Gale
#40. Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.
Flannery O'Connor
#41. There are so may ways to kills yourself, they're just old-fashioned with their permanganate: do you think I'd take permanganate? I wouldn't want to burn my insides out and live to tell the tale as well: idiots! It's simple, I'd drown myself ... Why be in misery at the last?
Christina Stead
#42. Maybe taming my tongue will be good for me in the end. But it's pretty hard when you've got a world filled with idiots from Drunkopolis.
A. J. Jacobs
#43. I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don't have time for those idiots. I've got stuff to do.
Bill Murray
#44. You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.
Ron Burns
#45. Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.
Oscar Wilde
#46. Lot of people are idiots at the age of fifteen. He grew out of it.
J.K. Rowling
#47. Sometimes you will meet idiots who are technically adults and authority figures. You don't have to do what they say. You can calmly say, 'Can I first call my mom and ask if I have to do this, please?
Mindy Kaling
#48. That was the difference between her and the idiots of the world. They were all trying to look smart and keep their social standing. Whereas Valentine didn't care about social standing, she cared about getting it right. Getting the truth.
Orson Scott Card
#49. But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.
Basil Bunting
#51. You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.
Dane Cook
#52. I wish I could have your bright outlook on life, but unfortunately I cannot help looking around at the world and noticing that we are surrounded by idiots.
Cassandra Clare
#53. But then anytime you join in a mass movement you're going to find yourself standing alongside idiots. One reason people go to mass rallies is to become stupider and surer of themselves than they are when they're alone.
Tim Kreider
#54. We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be.
Helen Mirren
#55. There is a special Providence that watches over idiots, drunken men, and boys.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
#56. Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful idiots are always asking, "What's in it for me"?
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#57. Fayza leaned in, squinting, as if she didn't hear me correctly: one of the library of power moves that adults used to signal that other adults were fucking idiots.
Daryl Gregory
#58. I did a pilot for a show about community support officers, and all the community support officers were pleased that we didn't portray them as idiots.
Rhys Thomas
#59. We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.
Ralph Bunche
#60. As long as there are things and idiots, idiots will break things.
Mykle Hansen
#61. The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
Vivienne Westwood
#62. I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.
Tom Clancy
#63. As a race, we're an enormous bunch of idiots. We're more than capable of ignoring facts if the conclusions they lead to make us too uncomfortable. Or afraid.
Jim Butcher
#64. Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.
Nancy Farmer
#65. I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots.
Josh Silver
#66. If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
Cynthia Hand
#67. Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Gustave Flaubert
#68. Jasnah sniffed. Your tutors were idiots. Youthful immaturity is one of the cosmere's great catalysts for change, Shallan.
Brandon Sanderson
#69. The problem is, we have too many cowardly, spineless, selfish people that would sacrifice their children's future just to avoid the sacrifice love requires of them in the present. And they expect their children to respect them for that? Do they think we're idiots just because we're young?
Darryl Steven Markowitz
#71. Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
Andy Borowitz
#72. We cannot believe, we men, that power will ever reside happily in the body of a woman, unless that power is a male child. Not true power. The power must be in male hands, God-given. That's what our fathers tell us, idiots that they are
Clive Barker
#73. By their very nature, idiots do not have the intellectual capacity to identify genius. All that idiots are mentally equipped to recognize are other idiots.
Dermot Davis
#74. People can turn into idiots if they're alone for long enough. (Mum)
Fredrik Backman
#75. She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
Karl Pilkington
#76. One hundred idiots make idiotic plans and carry them out. All but one justly fail. The hundredth idiot, whose plan succeeded through pure luck, is immediately convinced he's a genius.
Iain M. Banks
#77. Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots.
Robert Webb
#78. I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.
Katherine Rundell
#79. I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.
Louisa May Alcott
#80. Recent school shootings have lured ill-informed Americans into a war on our Second Amendment guarantees, led by the nation's tyrants and their useful idiots ... The Second Amendment was given to us as protection against tyranny by the federal government and the Congress of the United States.
Walter E. Williams
#81. Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils.
Christopher Titus
#83. I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.
Brian McKnight
#84. They weren't idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.
Kim Harrison
#85. As I followed him along the sharp black stones, I could hear Link's voice in my head. Bad move, man. He's gonna kill you, stuff you, and add you to his collection of idiots who followed him back to his creepy cave
Kami Garcia
#86. It's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.
Alan Rickman
#87. If culture did not filter, it would be inane - as inane as the formless, boundless Internet is on its own. And if we all possessed the boundless knowledge of the Web, we would be idiots! Culture is an instrument for making a hierarchical system of intellectual labor.
Umberto Eco
#88. It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less your chance is. There can be no danger in honest thought, and if the world ever advances beyond what it is to-day, it must be led by men who express their real opinions.
Robert Green Ingersoll
#89. I really hate being sick. It seems inevitable that at one point, one of these predicted epidemics is going to be real. So often they come up, and there's people like me that are freaked out, and the majority of people are just like, "You're being idiots, this happens every other year."
Chuck Klosterman
#90. The truth is Canada is a cloud-cuckoo-land, an insufferably rich country governed by idiots, its self-made problems offering comic relief to the ills of the real world out there, where famine and racial strife and vandals in office are the unhappy rule.
Mordecai Richler
#91. Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don't know a damn thing except the fact that they're willing to figure it out together.
Anonymous
#92. I'm not going to pass out-"
He cut her off with a kiss. "If you did, I'd catch you." Gods, he'd laugh at either of his brothers if they said that to their mates, the pussywhipped idiots.
Larissa Ione
#93. Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
Charles Stross
#94. Bonnie Jean (who thinks all philosophers are idiots) has this quarrel with Wittgenstein, who in several places says that reddish green is inconceivable. Yet every summer, when our peppers are drying from green to red, one can see an intermediate stage that is precisely reddish green.
Guy Davenport
#95. By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.
Jason Bateman
#96. General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.
William Blake
#97. Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them
Walter Kerr
#98. What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary hell.
H.L. Mencken
#99. Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.
Steven Morrissey
#100. On entering this world our starting-point is ignorance. None, however, but idiots remain there.
Horace Mann
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