Top 100 Quotes About Humorous Love
#1. After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your head to see what's going on in there." I warned them, "If you spent five seconds in my mind you'd probably run out screaming and never speak to me again.
Mark W. Boyer
#2. The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
Bob Hope
#3. Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.
Mark W. Boyer
#5. I have never seen so much male hotness in one place in my entire life," Rach rasps. "I fucking love America.
Siobhan Davis
#6. He downed the last of his coffee, carried his mug over to the pot, poured himself a refill, and returned to the table.
Why, yes, thank you, I'd love some more coffee. Hmmm, Narcisstic Personality Disorder? Attention Deficit Disorder? Or just a typical male?
Lynda Hilburn
#7. There's nothing sexier than imaging myself as an Oxford comma getting unambiguously banged. Throw in a semicolon in between two closely related independent clauses, and a volcanic love of punctuation eruption is guaranteed.
Ella Dominguez
#8. Time flies when you're falling down ... (not from a book, it's a lyric)
Courtney Love
#9. If our sense of who we are is defined by feelings of neediness and insecurity, we forget that we are also curious, humorous and caring. We forget about the breath that is nourishing us, the love that unites us, the enormous beauty and fragility that is our shared experience in being alive.
Tara Brach
#10. One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles."
Mike Mankoff
Mike Mankoff
#11. It may have been observed that there is no regular path for getting out
of love as there is for getting in. Some people look upon marriage as a
short cut that way, but it has been known to fail.
Thomas Hardy
#12. I love the protest signs protected by the First Amendment - some of them humorous, some of them passionate, some factual, some entirely incorrect - all of them free ideas.
Jennifer Granholm
#13. When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
Nenia Campbell
#15. I'm drawn to girls with a certain self-effacing, humorous quality and an innate independence and point of view. I love the notion of never taking yourself too seriously or being too put together.
Chris Benz
#16. I'd like to see more stand-up routines venture into depicting tragedy. It's conventional to give people a humorous cathartic release; now I'd love to hear stand-up tragedy that would reduce the audience to exhausted tears.
Chuck Palahniuk
#17. I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.
Tori Spelling
#18. What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?
-Dan Garrett
Leah Rae Miller
#19. Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.
Ali McNamara
#20. You can't fall in love with someone in a day."
"Romeo and Juliet did," Melanie says, tugging me toward the exit.
"Yeah, and then they killed themselves a few hours later. Thanks for the pep talk, Mel.
Chie Aleman
#22. Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.
Ljupka Cvetanova
#23. Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.
Cassandra Clare
#24. She wasn't his kind of woman, and she didn't want to fall in love with a man who would break her heart like a Dorito.
Rachel Gibson
#26. Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.
Mary Roberts Rinehart
#27. You took your clothes off?"
"You didn't notice?"
"No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you."
"If you look under the covers, you'll know me better."
"I don't want to know you better!"
"That's a big fib," Diesel said.
Janet Evanovich
#28. He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.
Gail Carriger
#29. Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.
Delilah S. Dawson
#30. I believe that 'love' and 'wrong' are two deeply unrelated words that should never be thrown into the same sentence together. Like 'dessert' and 'broccoli.
Cat Winters
#31. See? That's it," he said, waving his hand. "That's part of what makes us so great, Luce. I'm crazy. You're crazy. Together, we make our own brand of crazy.
Nicole Williams
#32. Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#33. Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)
Only my heart. (Cal Remus)
Siobhan Davis
#34. I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid.
Josephine Angelini
#35. What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?"
"Try to."
Love to ...
Kresley Cole
#36. Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.
Scott B. Pruden
#37. That's all you need? Easy. I love you.Okay? Want it louder?I love you. Spell it out schould I l-o-v-e y-o-u. Want it backwards You love I.
William Goldman
#38. What is your Self? Self is nothing but joy. A joyous person is definitely a person who has got his Self expressing through his joy. Such a person is so joy-giving, so humorous, and never degrading anyone.
Nirmala Srivastava
#39. She wanted to run her hands over him as he whispered the impassioned corollaries of non-Euclidean geometry.
Sherry Thomas
#42. Don't beat yourself up," said Charlotte. "True love can be so easily mistaken for other things-friendship, humane concern, indigestion ...
Shannon Hale
#43. Hey!" Mena exclaimed "Don't knock Jeopardy. I love that show"
"So do I" Max admitted.
"I like it when I know the answers." Logan added.
Trent turned to Logan, "Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so.
Amanda Kelly
#44. I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
Crystal Woods
#45. I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true.
Azita Ghanizada
#46. He has me pinned on my back in record time, his mouth crashing against mine as we frantically devour one another. "Awesome speech," he murmurs, pushing my sweater up and planting his hot mouth against my equally hot skin. "Very motivational.
Siobhan Davis
#47. Never make love to a woman who is bad with stained glass," the emperor said solemnly, giving no indication of humorous intent. "Such a woman is an ignorant shrew.
Salman Rushdie
#48. I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.
Siobhan Davis
#49. For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please."
I smile against her thigh, rubbing my scratchy face against the softness of her skin.
"Is that what I'm doing?" Innocence - fuck no. I can't even fake that shit.
Pella Grace
#50. The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the same early age, in which he, too, looked like a homicidal fried egg.
P.G. Wodehouse
#51. The kind of love that picks you up in Akron and sets you down in Rio ...
Tom McNeal
#52. Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport
If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life!
Mita Jain
#53. After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!
Pawan Mishra
#54. I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
Carroll Bryant
#55. They danced on the shore in marvelous, civilized, humorous reels in which the old contributed wit when they could not contribute grace, and the young listened to their elders, who told them in their dancing to hold on, to love, to be patient, and most of all, to trust.
Mark Helprin
#56. Could the entire notion of finding one's soul mate be a simple case of looking for ourselves in another body? Is the "soul mate" really just the best approximation of ourselves that we can find?
Dermot Davis
#58. Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.
Wilkie Martin
#59. I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.
Drew Barrymore
#60. Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple does on their honeymoon.
Dermot Davis
#61. I'm not helping any of you freaks!" she shouts. "I'm not the Witch of Wayland, you hear me? I'm sick of all you mutants pounding on my door for love spells and all the like! I told you, I don't do that backwoods modern-day, wannabe Wiccafuck stuff! You hear me?
J.A. Redmerski
#63. It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
Bob Hope
#64. Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living
Nitin Yaduvanshi
#65. O.M.G. Lucca, what are you feeding her? Everyday I look at you, and I swear those twinnes must double in size. Look at your bump in this dress, how are you managing to cart that around? Rather you than me chubby." ~Hazel
S.J. Molloy
#66. I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them.
Toby Young
#67. What is there in the world NOT to love? Other than enemies, drugs, diseases, traffic, morning alarms, people snoring, dishes, folding fitted sheet, YouTube ads, group texts you don't want to be a part of, taxes, unknown callers ...
Me
#68. Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion - it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble.
Mercedes Lackey
#69. When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of that.
Mike Harding
#70. Whether it was the delicious food they filled us with, their humorous antics, or the extreme warmth and acceptance they provided the family, one thing is for sure, nothing could replace the love for and the love felt from Italian grandmothers.
Jacqueline Miconi
#71. If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yourself.
Heather Dowell
#72. My dearest Pudding pie" I read aloud.
"Yes, my little turnip?"
"Hilarious," I muttered. "If you ever call me anything of the sort again we shall have words.
Jordan L. Hawk
#73. I love Naples, Florida! Although, I'm so far behind everyone else there. After all, I'm still wearing my first face!
Angelina Assanti
#74. Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words."
"I love you?
Lisa Scottoline
#75. I met Rob in Austin, Texas. He was hitchhiking to California and I was driving to California, so it seemed like a perfect match. He had long blond hair and blue eyes and golden skin and so did I. It was like falling in love with myself.
Lorena Cassady
#77. Only few moments of love has greater value than entire life
Nitin Yaduvanshi
#78. Why should I trust you?" Her eyes narrowed. "All I really know about you is that you're not loyal to your girlfriends, you treat one-night stands like crap, and apparently you've made quite a name for yourself not only in the business world, but also in the bedroom since we last met.
Zoe Forward
#79. I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ...
Hiroko Sakai
#80. A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him
Nitin Yaduvanshi
#81. Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go. Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said; Could it be, when I was young, Someone dropped me on my head?
Dorothy Parker
#82. Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left.
Camilla Isley
#84. Love yourself' the social horde spouts from on high, mere moments later they frown at a bypassing narcissist.
Kevin Focke
#85. I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.
Veronica Roth
#86. Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
Jacob M. Appel
#87. You're a terrible woman Nox, but by the stars I love you beyond words themselves,
K. K Weakley
#88. Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?
Christy Pastore
#91. Retirement is lie sex. Men love to talk about it, but when the time finally comes, they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their ties back on.
Paula Wall
#93. There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
Ljupka Cvetanova
#94. Love a girl truly
Expectation: Marriage
Reality : Friendzoned
Subhasis Das
#95. If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him.
Alan Moore
#96. I love humorous games. I love to laugh, and I think it's a really great way to attract players.
Kim Swift
#97. You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey."
"Karl, we're not fourteen!"
"Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen
your neck owes me a hickey."
(Karl & Elena)
Dianna Hardy
#98. If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
Carroll Bryant
#99. The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness
your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture ... He takes upon himself to be the week-day preacher.
Mark Twain
#100. Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke: ...
Thomas Love Peacock
