Pawan Mishra Quotes & Sayings

#1. Matters of the heart are so incalculable!

#2. Good use of time is the universal ingredient in cooking a palatable dish - doesn't matter if you are baking, boiling, frying, brewing, or grilling.

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#3. There are things in life that science will never be able to see. We have to rely on what has been passed from our ancestors, generation to generation.

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#4. To his shock, as Saarang turned the first page, the words slowly transformed into small cylinders, except for one-letter words which preferred being spheres, and started rolling toward the vertical edges of the book.

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#5. Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife.

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#6. It was a time when a degree was expected but not much respected.

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#7. A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

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#8. Sometimes we all get dusty by a few mundane and tiring affairs - and merely need a gentle soul wash to see, and get deeply entangled with, the fervors of life again.

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#9. Had we not decided to perform this as gracefully as a dancer's leap? But we turned it into a dinosaur's dance party!

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#10. The thirty-plus years of marriage between the ceiling and the cement plaster showed signs of weakness by frequently developing cracks and holes.

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#11. You aren't in the ivy halls of your miserable literature pursuit now. Without wasting more time, will thou cometh to the pointeth? Dost thou wanteth us to stayeth or leaveth?

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#12. It seems God has been practicing shooting troubles at me.

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#13. Easy accessibility gradually tapers engrossment.

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#14. The duel may go on for long, but the self-defense often wins over the self-reproach.

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#15. When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes.

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#16. We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind.

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#17. I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar.

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#18. A lie for a good reason is better than a truth that destroys.

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#19. A healthy body is a platform for flourishing a healthy mind.

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#20. They are a family of cows - so humble and honest.

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#21. Psychos are in uniform circulation in society.

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#22. One of the biggest disadvantages of being grown up is seeing the time rush by faster.

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#23. As long as you know that the permission to ask does not include the right to get an answer.

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#24. Depression is a reality with everyone. What's important is the ability to move on.

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#25. In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it.

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#26. The problems are here to stay. We need to find a way to deal with them.

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#27. Each life is yet another chance given to humanity, but it was not even a half a chance in Coinman's case.

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#28. Everyone's mind has sort of a slum division - a flirtatious spot that doesn't give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver.

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#29. After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!

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#30. Acceptance of the danger is of the essence for playing a quality sport.

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#31. Relationships are the flavors of life.

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#32. Across the board at the office there was a belief, an unproved theorem, about Coinman's blind faith in Ratiram; that if one thought Coinman could willingly sip a cup of Botulinum if Ratiram wished so, it still underestimated the reverence that dwelt in Coinman's heart for Ratiram.

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#33. A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.

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#34. There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself.

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#35. Think about death being inevitable, and unpredictable, exempt from the law of averages. Everyone has a turn, and no one knows when.

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#36. There is no God for sure, else how could one justify terminal diseases in small kids?

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#37. The hope is the best and the worst thing at the same time.

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#38. Damn, the good words are all asterisked!"

"The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest!

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#39. A life without sweets is not much worth living.

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#40. Talented minds have always been stealthily targeted by mediocre ones.

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#41. Let's chew on the chewables!

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#42. A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.

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#43. Sometimes fate just plays a strange scrabble.

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#44. Hope meets a dead end when the only chance in sight comes to naught.

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#45. The loss of a reliance on others often helpfully forces a more sophisticated rumination that enables the opening of previously unknown avenues.

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#46. Such delicacies are relationships.

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#47. One needs to pursue some sort of a creative interest in order to keep life from eating us alive.

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#48. If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to.

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#49. With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary.

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#50. On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.

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#51. The only thing God is afraid of is a strong-willed human!

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#52. He was a chicken in the outside world that turned into a lion on entering the house.

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#53. Her beauty effortlessly managed to arrest the pulse of each heart at the office and keep it in a dreamlike cage where she could have a look at each at her will and derive pleasure which, it had to be said, was a touch malicious in nature.

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#54. Kasturi was in the seventh month of gestating Coinman - a high-attention and high-priority stage of a pregnancy - a time that requires utmost care in bringing one life safely to the world without losing the other.

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#55. Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week?

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#56. The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds.

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#57. The underprivileged are byproduct of society's material progress.

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#58. I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.

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#59. The terrifying fear of a crash had triggered the fight-or-flight response in the child, making him burn a mule, but only he knew about it - thanks to his tight and reliable underpants.

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#60. A breach in trust brings mistrust, followed by a multitude of troubles.

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#61. We had firsthand witnessed the ethereal evil of crushing hope just when it had peaked - like an open door, visible to you as you approach it from miles away, just closing on you when you have only two more yards to go.

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#62. I feel like oversized trousers on sale, not even made of good material, that no one wants to buy. They just hang in there hoping that someone someday will compromise for its low cost.

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#63. You can make any promises as long as you are not going to be there to fulfill them.

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#64. Discipline at the office had long been enforced by use of three methods: the meeting of the first kind, the meeting of the second kind, and the meeting of the third kind.

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#65. When the soul heals, the issues of the body disappear like they never happened.

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#66. Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn't you subsist only two-sided?

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#67. Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.

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#68. If a muscleman like Hukum can write a poem, everyone can.

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#69. Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!

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#70. The obvious matters are more imperceptible today.

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#71. How many times can one have a heart attack within a week?

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#72. Knowledge that can make miracles happen needs to be guarded carefully. If it falls into the wrong hands, miracles become disasters in no time.

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#73. I have died every day in my mind with disgust for not being able to protect my own children.

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#74. No great soul, as they say, lives for very long. Because God desperately wants all the great people near him.

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#75. High productivity and a healthy environment are two unconditionally entwined buddies. Our process allows us to abort any attempts toward crucifying either of the two - because as soon as one of them dies, the other follows suit.

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#76. The art wouldn't complain if we leave her alone. Losing a touch with art, however, is losing a touch with our imagination.

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#77. A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants' unwillingness to work.

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#78. I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.

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#79. It's our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back!

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#80. He was one of those who are not born handsome, but develop charming features with age by continuously engaging their brains with intelligent thoughts.

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#81. As soon as anger knocks at one's door, wisdom prepares to leave.

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#82. If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!

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#83. Availability of knowledge is only next to prevalence of stupidity in its overwhelming abundance.

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#84. Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram's grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air.

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#85. The coins were completely unprepared for this and were sadly deceived by their own inertia.

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#86. Disappointment has quite a penchant for taking one by a surprise.

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#87. People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy.

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#88. One is often unconsciously surrounded by one's own personal reality

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#89. We are all born artists. The nature generally doesn't discriminate among newborns with respect to art. Yet most of us try very hard as we grow, without knowing, to stop being artists.

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#90. You need to be my wife to win with me.

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#91. All the progress in science can't be used to build a smell receptor as capable as the one that a true leader possesses - to smell trouble or just something fishy.

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#92. Not receiving a request through the entitled route is no excuse for not serving it.

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#93. Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions?

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#94. Despite progress witnessed elsewhere in the matters of heart, parents in this part of the world hadn't quite come around to letting their adult offspring choose their lovers.

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