Top 70 Carroll Bryant Quotes
#2. Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.
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#3. Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.
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#5. Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
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#6. To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?
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#7. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
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#8. If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.
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#9. I don't think it's proper for a girl to have three boyfriends." Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother.
Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. "They're not my boyfriends, they're just boys who are my friends."
"How could I have ever misunderstood that?
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#10. In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.
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#11. The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to the virgin Mary with a spray of lillies in his hand, to announce that she is to be the mother of the Turks.
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#13. Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example
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#15. If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life.
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#16. Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
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#18. It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.
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#19. We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab.
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#20. The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
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#21. There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
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#22. What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
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#23. I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
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#25. If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
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#26. The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.
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#27. When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
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#28. I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
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#29. Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll."
"Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment, only to get side swiped when Jennifer moved to the door. "Tell me, will you melt if it gets too hot outside?
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#30. One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
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#31. Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
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#32. Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
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#33. When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!
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#35. How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
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#36. I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.
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#37. It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.
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#38. This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.
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#39. Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
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#40. Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?"
"Just the usual." She answers. "Shattered dreams.
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#41. You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste."
"No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it out, she did. Wives are good for things like that.
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#43. My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday."
"Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week."
Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.
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#44. His trickery was beginning to get under my crawl. Then again, what wasn't in this country? It was always devil this and devil that. Christ, so this is where the devil lives?
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#45. You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.
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#46. All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
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#47. The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.
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#48. You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
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#49. No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
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#50. If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
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#51. A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.
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#52. I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
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#54. Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
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#55. Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.
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#57. The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
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#59. I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.
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#60. Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
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#61. The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
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#62. Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
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#63. Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
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#64. Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
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#66. Lily looks back down at the necklace in her hand that Kavita had given her. "It must have cost a fortune."
"It did." He confirms. "Though not nearly as much as you're worth."
Lily looks up at him. "Don't say that. You hurt me everytime you speak.
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#67. Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
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#68. If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.
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#69. I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
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#70. Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
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