Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes

#1. It all depends on how independent you are.

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#2. A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

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#3. Be a man! Put on a mask.

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#4. I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

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#5. Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start.

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#6. People will never get in touch with democracy. It's always surrounded by bodyguards.

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#7. Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.

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#8. They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

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#9. Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty.

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#10. Men can go to hell! I'll meet them there.

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#11. Who am I to judge me?

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#12. You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

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#13. No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

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#14. A criminal always returns home.

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#15. Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.

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#16. They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one.

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#17. I think therefore I am not sure.

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#18. He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

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#19. Even poison has an expiry date.

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#20. Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.

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#21. Many people know they're working, but not what they're working.

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#22. I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!

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#23. Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!

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#24. There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

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#25. The Earth orbits round tables.

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#26. It's shameful for a devil to be good.

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#27. One can not come back from life.

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#28. As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality.

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#29. I don't have an idol. I don't like imitations.

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#30. Men see themselves in women's eyes; women trust the mirror.

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#31. Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.

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#32. Give a man a finger, he'll put a wedding ring on it!

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#33. There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

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#34. Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

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#35. When I am, you are not.

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#36. He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

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#37. Playing a fool is the best paid role.

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#38. If they could, women would put make-up on the rainbow.

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#39. I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

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#40. There are no independent people. Even when you are standing aside, you are taking a side.

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#41. We haven't got a spare planet. If we had it, we would sell it long time ago.

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#42. If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

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#43. She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.

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#44. Opposities are married.

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#45. Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

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#46. It's not over till the fat lady eats!

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#47. In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

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#48. Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.

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#49. I improvise therefore I exist!

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#50. Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

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#51. I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

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#52. I've changed so many masks. None suits me.

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#53. Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.

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#54. People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.

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#55. Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there.

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#56. People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.

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#57. While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

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#58. It takes two to bribe.

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#59. When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.

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#60. In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.

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#61. If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

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#62. He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.

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#63. They all come innocent in court.

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#64. Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

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#65. Selfie-centered person!

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#66. Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

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#67. You get what you want and you become its slave.

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#68. Long live the King, said the Queen. Without him I would have been nothing.

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#69. Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.

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#70. Only memories have a future.

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#71. Dear God, save us from The Church!

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#72. When you are a child at home alone, you're afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you're afraid no one will come.

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#73. Strong women are those who do not do everything they can.

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#74. A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

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#75. He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

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#76. No air, no balloons!

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#77. Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.

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#78. I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.

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#79. Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.

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#80. I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

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#81. Life is a circle. It spins you around.

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#82. If you don't understand it, it's art.

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#83. An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.

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#84. Voyeurs have an open window on the world.

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#85. In search of myself, I have created myself.

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#86. She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

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#87. If I had time, I would become timeless.

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#88. You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

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#89. Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.

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#90. His boat sank. They were all on his side.

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#91. I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

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#92. The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.

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#93. Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.

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#94. Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

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#95. Good morning, nightmare!

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#96. I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

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#97. To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane

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#98. People would rather be equal thank free.

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#99. Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

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#100. Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.

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