Top 100 Quotes About Fucking
#1. Keeler, you have so many issues, you can put the fucking New York Times out of business.
Charlie Cochet
#2. You want me to say it?" he whispers. "Fine, I'll say it. I want you. I fucking want you.
Erin Watt
#3. I didn't know you were such a caveman."
"I'm a damn contractor. Of course I'm a fucking caveman.
Madeleine Beckett
#4. I love every beautiful fucking inch of you, Sophie Black.
Kitty French
#5. I knock on Grace's door twenty minutes later, ordering myself to keep the gloating to a minimum. But damn, I'm feeling pretty fucking gloaty about the way I've successfully fulfilled all of her demands. It really is a shame that people don't grasp what a stubborn motherfucker I am.
Elle Kennedy
#6. Only a bitch of color comes to Harvard to get pregnant. White women don't do that. Asian women don't do that. Only fucking black and Latina women. Why go to all the trouble to get into Harvard just to get knocked up? You could have stayed on the block and done that shit.
Junot Diaz
#7. Fucking cracker," Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car.
"Aw, that's discrimination, right there." I feigned hurt. "See, I see you as scumbag first, Alvarado. Or dick-cheese. Scumsucking pedophile. Asshole. The fact that you're Hispanic doesn't even factor into it.
Dani Alexander
#8. Please, I want you so bad."
His breath hissed out through his teeth. "Oh, God. I want you, too. So fucking bad, sweetheart.
Tessa Bailey
#9. I can deny myself all I want, but one thing I cannot deny is just how fucking gorgeous this girl is. And exactly the kind of distraction I'm supposed to be staying away from.
Cora Carmack
#10. I stand by my philosophy. Secrets fucking kill.
C.M. Stunich
#11. Mia ... Mia you are so goddamn beautiful," he murmurs so low, I almost miss it. He says it like he begrudges that he feels that way. "I hate you ... I fucking hate you," he grumbles in a much clearer voice.
Nina G. Jones
#12. You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Chuck Palahniuk
#13. Ryke shoots me a dirty (the non-sexual kind of dirty) look. "Please tell me that wasn't your high school fucking motto." This is protective Ryke coming forth. (The non-sexual kind of coming.)
Krista Ritchie
#14. Now, he was free to go forth and make a name for himself in the wide, wide world.
And maybe,
just maybe,
he'd come back one day,
and burn that
fucking
palace
to the ground
E. Lockhart
#15. Bring it."
Maybe not a declaration of love, but pure fucking Cat Thomas.
Christine Bell
#16. Tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day, man.
Janis Joplin
#17. I can't find a goddamn fucking job and I'm too fat to be a stripper, I said as I polished off a stale croissant.
Lena Dunham
#18. I want to see you again," I told him. "I want you to see me."
"Trust me, I do see you," he stressed. "You're all I fucking see, Addison. When I close my eyes, when I open them, when I'm teaching. You're. There. All. The. Fucking. Time." He rubbed his face. "Sometimes I wish I'd never seen you.
Ella Frank
#19. I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened.
Jessica Gadziala
#20. And part of the problem is that phone. You have that function on that fucking phone that enables you to know when your texts are opened and ignored.
Caroline Kepnes
#21. With your two feet and your two hands and the big fucking brain on your shoulders you can do anything.
John O'Callaghan
#22. I don't get where he gets off thinking he should be able to have his cake and eat it too because news flash, this cake store is fucking closed.--Lane
Michelle A. Valentine
#23. It's that wounded-poet crap, that soul-pain shit, that too-much-of-a-tortured-genius-to-wash bollocks. Brush your teeth, you little bastard. You're not fucking Byron.
Robert Galbraith
#24. He shook his head,'Fuck, you say such fucking weird things.'
'Is that still your favourite word?' asked Isola interestedly, 'I like "verisimilitude". Tolkein said the most beautiful English phrase is "cellar door",
Allyse Near
#25. You give me hope. Hope that even though life is really, really hard - even if it fucking sucks sometimes - that it's worth living
Jessica Sorensen
#26. I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.
Nenia Campbell
#27. WPC Buchan might not know much about art, but she knew what gave her the fucking willies, and these things took the hairy biscuit.
Stuart MacBride
#28. Slit my skull open. Know what it'll be like? Like slitting open the guts of a great white shark. Stuff'll come out like you wouldn't fucking believe.
Philip Ridley
#29. People fucking love their own opinions and are all too happy to throw 'em at you, whether you ask or not. You have to be happy with yourself.
Kylie Scott
#30. A woman who knows what she wants sexually, and isn't afraid to express it is so fucking hot, Camryn- Tell. Me. What. You. Want. Or, I won't give it to you.
J.A. Redmerski
#31. You defy me again, I'll take you to that bed and make you my queen right ... fucking ... now.
Kristen Ashley
#32. Thinking is not enough. Nothing is. There is no final enough of wisdom, experience
any fucking thing. No Holy Grail, No Final Satori, no final solution. Just conflict.
William S. Burroughs
#33. It's not about fucking," she asserted as we clucked nervously over her diagram. "It's about our species. We need to breed.
Andrew Miller
#34. I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting off things about my inner goddess and referring to my fucking cunt as down there.
C.M. Stunich
#35. He's always complaining about the fucking recession and how the government is working against people like him. He calls himself working class, which I think is a bit ironic since he doesn't work.
Ida Lokas
#36. Gareth raked her with a nasty glare. "What are you? A fucking lawyer?"
Susan:"Worse. Reporter.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#37. The man starts wars all the fucking time, only this time, when I needed a little conflict? Now he's the fucking peacemaker.
James S.A. Corey
#38. Look at you," he continued. "I want to build things for you, give you a reason to be soft. Give you a reason not to reach for a fucking gun when you open your eyes.
Debra Anastasia
#40. O beautiful, to make escape
And leave this world behind.
Had I to stay another day
I'd lose my fucking mind...
Gregory Maguire
#41. She's been fucking someone else. She's still fucking Duane. She's getting back together with Duane and they're getting married. Duane's in the closet with a video camera and a gun.
Chad Kultgen
#42. You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, 'And are the men doing this, as well?' If they aren't, chances are you're dealing with what we strident feminists refer to as 'some total fucking bullshit'.
Caitlin Moran
#43. Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking.
Damon Suede
#45. Bat stood in the open door and said I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous fucking mongoloid, and there is nothing I cannot do.
Warren Ellis
#46. This - he gestured impatiently at himself - is just a fucking shell. You're what drives me, Eva. Can you understand that? You're my heart and soul. If something ever happened to you, it would kill me, too. Keeping you safe is goddamned self-preservation!
Sylvia Day
#47. He shook his head. No, we do. I may be a little buzzed and really fucking horny, but I also need you to know that I love you. I should have said it the first time months ago, and I will keep saying it every damn day. I love you more than every single star in the Louisiana sky above us.
Magan Vernon
#48. unbelievable fairy tale ever. And now, people read those BDSM books like they're going out of style because it makes them wet. That sure as fuck doesn't make it a good novel. A porno movie will make them wet too, but it sure doesn't mean it's a good movie. I fucking swear," he said.
Scott Hildreth
#49. He might be a vampire, hunter of the night and all-around badass, but a woman scorned was fucking scary.
Dana Marie Bell
#50. You're late."
"And you're fucking gorgeous.
Tessa Bailey
#51. Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one.
Abigail Roux
#52. Thanks for that by the way, not bad for a fucking Fairy - " I laughed - "get it? Fucking Fairy?" I snorted and closed my eyes.
"I get it," he growled,
Amelia Hutchins
#53. If you put any effort into anything you do and have a strong sense of self to the point where you don't even question your choices before you walk out of the house - you're a fucking weirdo.
Jen Kirkman
#54. Fucking lilacs. I'm the only immortal with allergies. I swear.' - Eddie, Crave
J.R. Ward
#55. You. Naked you. Clothed you. Your mouth. Your legs. The way you talk. Arguing with you. Your smile. Every fucking think about you turns me on.
Jaci Burton
#56. There's a moment in every woman's life when she knows that for once, she stood on her own two feet, faced the world, and flipped it off. I just had that moment, and it feels fucking awsome.
Rachel Firasek
#57. Jesus, I wish I could stop fucking crying. So gay, right?'
Hunter put a hand on his shoulder. 'Don't do that to yourself, Nick.
Brigid Kemmerer
#58. All the air left my lungs. I couldn't breathe. "Maya, I swear to God, if he fucking touches you, I'm going to cut his balls off and then snap his fucking neck.
Harlow Grace
#59. Just try and live. Try and be happy. Or else, what's the fucking point?
Tillie Cole
#61. Writers no longer work in solitude, crafting meaningful and elegant prose. No. They have to spend most of their time selling themselves on the fucking internet. Blogging and tweeting and updating their bloody Facebook pages and their wretched narcissistic websites.
Mal Peet
#62. Whatever you need, whatever I have to do. It's been that way since we met. Haven't you noticed yet? We're fucking destined or something. I can't help myself. It's pathetic really.
Anonymous
#63. You with me baby, cause there's no turning back after this, no way, once I slip into that sweet heat of yours, you're mine, do you hear me? You. Are. Fucking. Mine.
C.P. Smith
#64. Michaels head was down in the one of the files when he heard Ruxs' deep voice murmur. "Oh. My. Fucking. God." Chairs
A.E. Via
#65. Grace," he whispered as he slid his fingers over my swollen lips. "I want to be inside you so damn bad right now. But when I do that, I want to hear you scream my fucking name as you claw your nails down my back.
Christine Zolendz
#66. its like fucking christmas up in here
Andrew
#67. I don't think it matters who you love, just as long as you love. Who cares whether it's a man or a woman? Why does that have anything more to do with the person inside than the color of someone's skin? Personally, I'm pretty fucking disappointed that I seem to be one hundred percent heterosexual.
Jane Green
#68. Question: Death, where is thy sting? Answer: Every-fucking-where.
Stephen King
#69. Tell me: what's more obscene than fucking waste?
Death is in quite poor taste, if you ask me.
Eleanor Brown
#70. And then the door burst open.
Alucard stood in the doorway, soaking wet, as if he'd just been dumped in the sea, or the sea had been dumped over him. "Stop fucking with the ship.
V.E Schwab
#71. The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.
Justin Halpern
#72. She's my love, my home, the solace to my soul, the keeper of my heart, the center of my entire fucking world. The only reason I really believe in my own goodness is because I see it reflected in her eyes.
Emma Chase
#73. I love you." He pushes his nose into my hair and inhales deeply. "I love you so fucking much." "I know." I whisper, turning my head into him and capturing his lips.
Jodi Ellen Malpas
#74. What's Mitch's better-than-love?" Randy snorted. "He and his slut-bunny husband are those disgusting nougat-center people who just flat out like being in love best. And fucking. Which, I gotta admit, is hot as all hell to watch.
Heidi Cullinan
#75. Fifteen minutes later, cold-showered and somewhat clear-headed, I walked into the bar certain of two things. If I was going to stay in my very comfortable closet, I needed to avoid my new boxing trainer. And I needed a fucking drink.
N.R. Walker
#76. Blood continued to color the air as the crew sliced through monster necks.
And they roared their glee.
They were Shiv Crew.
And that, right there--the fighting,the killing--that was what they fucking did.
Laken Cane
#77. Un-fucking-believable," Mark muttered. "In a country where they let embryos drive cars, I have to wait until I'm twenty-one to buy alcohol. What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?" He glared at Deacon accusingly. "Well?
Lisa Henry
#78. So you know what your punishment is going to be, sweetheart? I'm going to make love to you. Slowly. Hell, it might take me until tomorrow. I'm going to lose count of how many times you come. And every time you do, I'm going to tell you that I love you. Until you fucking get used to it.
Tessa Bailey
#79. Just because you came from shit doesn't mean you're shit. You're so much better than what you've known and I bet you'll be a fucking awesome mom
Bijou Hunter
#80. And perhaps you should get some new stories, so I don't fucking kill myself of boredom.
Madeline Miller
#81. Well, I was done hiding, hating, or apologizing for the parts of me I hadn't chosen and couldn't change. If some people had a problem with my differences, that was just too fucking bad for them.
Jeaniene Frost
#82. I've been staying after school getting help in trig from Laura Johnson. Shit, it's just school work. And it's fucking Laura, granny panties, Johnson! It's not like I've been secretly banging her as she whispers math problems in my ear or something.
A Meredith Walters
#83. But maybe she'd always been this fucking adorable and I'd just been the jackass who never bothered to notice.
Sarah Darlington
#84. Marv stared at his phone. Kids these days. It was like on that day in school when they taught personal responsibility, this entire fucking generation had banged in sick.
Dennis Lehane
#85. on the fool's trip to save Paul. And for what? My fucking friend and his wife were dead. Maybe they would have been able to ride the damn thing out in their attic. Couldn't be worse, that's for sure. So we had potentially only forestalled my son's death and theirs.
Mark Tufo
#86. Jesus, Denny." she muttered, "I felt like fucking Yoko Ono.
Sibylla Matilde
#87. Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about
David Sedaris
#88. Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from her finger swipes. "I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia.
Pella Grace
#89. Next time, I'll be laying you flat on your back and showing you all the different ways a tongue can be used that doesn't involve praying your Hail-Fucking-Mary's.
Amo Jones
#91. And what if I need something?'
'Find it yourself.'
Connor tsk-ed. 'Where did all the niceties go?'
'You're not a guest. You're family. Find your own fucking towels.
M.A. Grant
#92. Life's always a big fucking compromise. You don't always get what you want, no matter how smart you are, how hard you work, how good you are. That's a myth. We're all hanging in the best way we can.
Amy Tan
#93. Oh, my fucking god, Valentine ... "
"Yes?"
"Just ... describing you, is all."
"I'm your fucking god, Kyrie?"
"Yes!
Jasinda Wilder
#94. I knew that I would make her mine - needed to make her mine. Not just for tonight. No, one night would never do. I want her everyday, I want her every night, because she fucking owns me.
R.C. Martin
#95. If a guy loves you, he'll buy you fucking Jamaica and walk away. He won't hold that shit over you
Dannika Dark
#96. There was life after fucking up, after all, even for those who lived without fucking.
Sierra Simone
#97. Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as far to my left as I could, brandishing my weapon out in front of me.
Elle Casey
#98. I've never in my life had a problem giving another person what they
want. But no one's ever been able to do that for me. No one touches me,
no one gets near me. But now you've touched me somewhere so fucking
deep I can't believe and I can't be that for you. Because I can't find you.
Sarah Kane
#99. You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city
LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!
Warren Ellis
#100. I mean obviously, staying alive is pretty fucking important . . . but there's got to be something beyond that, right?
Isaac Marion
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