Top 68 Robert Black Quotes

#1. Christianity fucked men and women up. Men feel guilty and women have misguided anger. The result, a weak male. Fucking controls on our behaviour. It's like a sickness. A control sickness.

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#2. The way to live life, is to constantly look down upon others, but never say it.

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#3. Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.

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#4. The good thing about being undiscovered is that every time you begin a new writing project it feels like this work will be the best one you have done, this one will be better than the last, a higher standard of writing, and that's the way it should be.

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#5. When I label something as fiction, people say it's true, and when I label something as non-fiction, people say it is made up. If something is not 100% true, then I label it as fiction. After all, there is no half of a lie, is there?

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#6. I don't need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body.

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#7. Writers begin with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.

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#8. Writers and other artists are mostly just historians, produced by nature to describe, decipher and thus historically represent the universe.

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#9. No real man should ever feel threatened by a lesbian. After all, she is just licking it clean, before I get there.

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#10. Life can be at its cruelest with love and dreams. But of course they keep most of us going.

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#11. Human beings have evolved so fast, relative to other life on Earth, and this has never been properly explained, but now there are signs that the human race has burned out in evolutionary terms, and perhaps it is our time to devolve.

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#12. Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.

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#13. Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.

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#14. Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.

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#15. When it comes to work, I will stop at nothing. When it comes to writing, I will never stop.

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#16. Loneliness is a state when you have not yet grown to love yourself enough.

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#17. The best thing I can tell you about girls is that it is not so much how they see us, it is more how they see us seeing them. That is the secret, the essence.

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#18. I used to think meditation served the purpose of clearing my mind of dreams. Good and bad, dreams do affect us in our daily mood. Now I wonder if meditation unlocks them, utilizes the wisdom that has been sent to us by our subconscious.

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#19. The thing I find confusing about money is, though everyone is trying to get it, the more I have, the worse I feel. I suppose that is why I always get rid of it as fast as I can by trading it in for fun and free living, and try to assist my girlfriends to do the same. It's not very karmic, after all.

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#20. I am beautifully on my own. I am free. At the end of the day, we should be our own heroes. Our own savers. Our own heroes.

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#21. They say
All is well
In the world of sickness
But we know
All is sick
In the world of wellness

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#22. Every true artist should look upon a review without judgment, anger or disdain, with the realization that the reviewer has exposed far more of their true selves in their words, than you have, in your art.

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#23. I am not talking about spirituality, belief in God, or karma, but in my opinion those who can stand alone without the need for organised religion, are stronger than those who cannot.

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#24. The drunken instinct will usurp all others, unless the drunken instinct has itself been usurped, by its own excesses.

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#25. People need new things to excite them, new inventions, new ideas, new art, new drugs, if there are no new things, then they resort to war

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#26. Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

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#27. Gay people represent art. Start allowing gay people to be beaten in the street then you allow art to be beaten in the street. History has taught us where that leads.

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#28. A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.

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#29. Art corrupts. Absolute art corrupts absolutely. Please corrupt me absolutely.

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#30. The thing about alcohol, though non-drinkers, non-alcoholics and reformed alcoholics may falsely dispute this, is that each day, or night on booze, is a different journey, the destination being a mystery, but quite possibly the final one.

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#31. The purpose of life is to fall in love, and never get caught.

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#32. The trouble with life is, we never know when we are in the zone, until we think back, with jealous longing, years later.

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#33. Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me!

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#34. Better say gays are bad, or people might think I am gay.

That's homophobia, in a nutshell.

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#35. Politicians are people who learn not to blink, when they lie.

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#36. Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.

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#37. Sometimes what you see of a person
Is only what they want you to see
But if you disrespect that part
They will see all of you

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#38. To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question.

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#39. Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more.

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#40. Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.

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#41. Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.

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#42. Isn't it strange how the most lethal cynics are often the most optimistic creative dreamers?

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#43. Women are like a living, breathing casino
Like a judge and jury
They sense everything
They sense what you try to hide
They sense your weaknesses
They sense your power levels
One must be patient
One must listen
Watch
And wait
Before one strikes

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#44. Every second in the air in Paris is art.

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#45. I am just making up for being far too sensible when I was young.

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#46. A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That's why I can't abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable gaydar, as sure as wifi is picked up by a computer.

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#47. Write the wrong
Wrong the right
Spite the good fight
With no respite
And set the
Literary world
Alight

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#48. I was born with a broken key in my mouth.

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#49. I have little or no concern at how people interpret my writing, my only concern is to write it.

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#50. Vanity does not pay the bills.

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#51. When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way.

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#52. Gambling is a fascinating sport. When you are winning, you are like a human hurricane, nothing can stand in your way. You defy the Gods, or do you? In fact you impress them, as Bukowski said. When you are losing, you are an insignificant gimp.

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#53. It's relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private.

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#54. Most of us spend all our working life dreaming of doing nothing, then when we end up doing nothing, we long for something. When we have neither longing, I think that is what they call living for the moment.

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#55. If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

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#56. Misogynist is a word used by women about men who are able to describe women directly and accurately enough to make them feel uncomfortable and insecure about themselves.

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#57. When considering female human beings, we should ask ourselves what kind of organisms become overjoyed when presented with decapitated plants as gifts? I suppose we should consider ourselves fortunate they do not become overjoyed when presented with decapitated animals as gifts.

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#58. I have no time for homophobes. They need to work out why they are homophobes, the ultimate hypocrisy.

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#59. Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

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#60. There are only two people in your life, when you think of them, they will either give you a negative feeling, or a warm feeling, when you think of them.

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#61. Many scorned women delude themselves that the past was negative and to be forgotten, whereas the present is positive and to be celebrated. But what they also forget is, at one time they celebrated that past, as the positive present.

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#62. SEX
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
Cock, cock, cock.
Ass, ass, ass.
The games we play.
No, no, no, makes us obsessed to the point of insanity.
Yes, yes, yes, makes us superior to the point of cruelty.
It's just a fuck, after all.

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#63. Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.

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#64. For many women, by the time they realize how beautiful they were, it is too late.

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#65. Writers should cut as close to the vein as possible. The readers don't want to be covered in your warm sticky blood, but they want to come as close to it as possible.

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#66. The artists are the most powerful ones, the creators, first are the painters, working without words, second are the music composers, and third are the writers.

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#67. There is some kind of elegant gentleness to Paris that I don't quite understand yet.

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#68. I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore.

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