Top 100 Jamie McGuire Quotes
#1. I don't even understand life right now. What is going on?
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#2. You're a pain in my ass!" he yelled, glaring at me. I couldn't stop smiling, and after a few seconds, Travis' mouth turned up. He shook his head again, and then hooked his arm around my neck. "You're making me crazy. You know that, right?
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#3. I was in trouble. Big, disastrous, Maddox trouble.
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#4. I'm not sure what I ever did without you," he said, holding me up with one hand and unbuckling his belt with the other, "but I don't ever want to find out. You're everything I've ever wanted, Pigeon.
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#5. I could spend a thousand years trying to block that moment from my memory, and it would still be burned into my mind.
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#6. Once in the shower, I let the water run over my face, keeping my eyes closed. The delicate outlines of Abby's features were burned behind my eyelids. It wasn't the first time; I saw her every time my eyes closed. Now that she was gone, it was like being stuck in a nightmare.
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#7. Falyn," Taylor said through his teeth, "I see you've met my brother Tyler." "Tyler?" I asked, wiping his lips from my mouth. "My twin brother," Taylor clarified.
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#8. I felt like Winnie the Pooh trying to squeeze into the honey tree.
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#9. That morning, lying with the woman I loved, a silent promise was formed in my head. I was going to be a better man for her, someone she deserved. No more flying off the handle. No more temper tantrums, or violent outbursts.
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#10. You really know how to screw up a perfect night, don't you?"
"You thought it was perfect, huh? Does that mean you had a good time?"
"I always do when I'm with you.
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#11. To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.
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#12. It wasn't okay. I didn't want her to leave. I didn't care if Jesus wanted her or not. She was my mommy. He could take an old mommy. One that didn't have little boys to take care of.
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#13. Don't take these from anyone but me or Shep. I don't want anyone slipping anything in your drink.
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#14. What is your deal? You tell me five times a day that we're friends, and now you're jealous of some girl I flirted with for two seconds."
"I am not jealous!"
"Then what are you?
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#15. Abby opened the box, and looked up at me, tears in her eyes. "You always know just what to get. It's perfect," she said, her graceful fingers touching the three birthstones of our children. She slipped it on her right ring finger, holding out her hand to admire her new bauble.
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#16. He's not an ogre. Actually, at this point, he might think I'm the ogre.
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#17. Covered in tats and can't take your girlfriend getting a simple script. I'll be finished in a minute, Mate."
Travis' frown deepened. "Wife. She's my wife.
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#18. We did it, Baby," he said in a hushed voice. "I still can't believe you're my wife."
"Believe it," I said, smiling.
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#19. My sluts? They weren't mine. Hence them being sluts.
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#20. It was a surprise party, Parker," America said softly.
"Oh," Parker said, cringing.
"You're throwing me a surprise party?" I asked America.
She shrugged. "It was Trav's idea. It's at Brazil's on Sunday. Six o'clock.
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#21. I think it's pretty obvious that I don't just want you." He laughed once, nervous. "I can't stay away from you. That qualifies as need.
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#22. You're getting a tattoo? What is going on with you, Abby? Did you breathe toxic fumes in that fire?
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#23. Ugh! Why can't Hell stay where it's at? Why does it always have to break loose?
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#24. Dr. Webber rolled her eyes, unimpressed with my timing, and probably a little irritated with my lack of materials. I winked, and the slightest smile touched her lips.
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#25. It's us, Trav. Nothing makes sense unless we're together. Have you noticed that?"
"Noticed? I've been telling you that all year!" he teased. "It's official. Bimbos, fights, leaving, Parker, Vegas ... even fires ... our relationship can withstand anything.
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#27. Happy Anniversary, Pidge."
"One down, forever to go
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#28. He held the door shut with his hand. "I'll stop fighting the second I graduate. I won't drink a single drop again. I'll give you the happy ever after, Pigeon. If you just believe in me, can do it."
"I don't want you to change."
"Then tell me what to do. Tell me and I'll do it," he pleaded.
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#29. No. I don't have other plans".
"You wanna lay there and die?"
"Pretty much." I sighed
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#30. Everything inside me wanted to throw a typical Maddox tantrum, but Abby needed me to man up for the moment.
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#32. Women usually justify their actions with whatever they make up in their heads.
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#33. I'm going to kill you, Abby Abernathy!" America cried. "Kill you!"
"Technically, it's Abby Maddox, now," I said, smiling at my new husband.
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#34. I want to remind you that I love you, and that love is unlike anything I've ever felt before. If you feel unworthy or unwanted in any way ... know that every breath you take is precious to me.
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#35. I'm a lesbian." "No, you're not." "Right, but the chances are better for me to become a lesbian than for me to have sex with you.
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#36. You need to get one thing straight. I am not bossy. I'm the fucking boss.
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#37. I'll put everything I have. I don't regret a single second with you, Pidge, and I never will.
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#38. As hard as I tried to push the thought from my head, I couldn't deny that it was my plans with Travis that had brightened my mood.
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#39. And then I saw the worst thing I'd ever seen
in my life: Trenton in a man thong,
covered in about ten pounds of body
glitter. He had on a cheap, yellow wig,
and Cami was laughing her head off,
cheering him on.
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#40. America took his face in her hands and smiled. You're an arrogant ass, but I still love you.
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#41. Shepley stomped into the apartment and slammed the door behind him. "She's fucking impossible!"
I kissed Travis on the cheek. "That's my cue."
"Good luck," Travis said.
I slid in beside America, and she huffed. "He's fucking impossible!
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#42. I even got a pretty good handle on which week I shouldn't give her any extra shit, which fortunately for Shepley, was the same week not to fuck with America. That way, we had three weeks to not be on guard instead of two, and we could give each other fair warning.
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#43. Shep: "You have to overlook his demons. It's the only way he'll know."
Abby: "Know what?"
Shep: "If you'll climb over the wall.
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#44. He held me tight against him until I quit struggling, and then he flicked the strap of my dress, causing it to hang off my shoulder.
'Since the word virgin came out of those beautiful lips of yours ... I have a sudden urge to help you out of that dress.
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#45. Nothing was more frightening than being manipulated by my own heart.
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#46. Each time I did something to push him away, I was terrified it would work.
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#47. It. I don't mean to poke the bear, but I've got one nerve left, and Maddox is dry-humping it. So, could you all move it along?
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#48. With each passing minute, I expected her to walk away, and every minute she stayed in my arms felt like a miracle.
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#49. I'll help you get lost any time, Sunshine. The only deal is you have to promise to come back. I never want to lose you again.
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#50. I'm not asking you to stay. I'm asking you to come back.
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#51. Fuck no, Trav, you're not pulling this shit! You're in love with Ab ... ," his eyes focused and he recognized his mistake, " ... by. Hey, Abby.
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#52. Mick called Benny. Passed accountability onto me."
"I'm gonna kill him! I'm going to kill that sorry son-of-a-bitch!" America shouted.
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#53. This place is going to be destroyed in the morning. The cleanup crew is going to be busy."
"You have a cleanup crew?"
"Yeah", he smiled, "We call them freshmen.
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#54. Travis punched his palm. "Do you want me to go beat the piss out of Finch? Teach him a lesson? I'll take him out."
I couldn't help but smile. "If I wanted to take Finch out, I'd just tell him Prada went out of business, and he'd finish the job for me.
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#55. It's good for him. No man should get every woman he wants. Keeps their douchebaggery to a tolerable level.
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#56. I Just Want you to know I'm a big fan, even though you're kind of a prick and a cheat. So don't take it personally when yo get KTFO'd tonight.
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#57. Mrs. Maddox?"
I smiled. "Yes?"
"Nothing. I just wanted to call you
that."
"Good. I kind of like it.
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#58. It looks like Vegas threw up on a flock of vultures.
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#59. I turned away from his grip, ashamed that I couldn't tell him the truth. I was the one that wasn't good enough. I would be the one to ruin everything; to ruin him. He would hate me one day, and I couldn't see the look in his eye when he came to that conclusion.
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#60. I shot it back and closed my eyes, considering a trip to the liquor store. But there wasn't enough whiskey in the universe to help me make my decision.
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#61. I turned to watch the women on the dance floor, laughing and smiling and watching Travis and Megan vertically dry fucking.
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#62. I choked back something welling up in my chest. Every few minutes, the pain renewed itself. I missed her. God, I missed her, and everything we'd gone through played over and over inside my head.
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#63. I missed a fight tonight," he said. "Adam called. I didn't go. "
"Why?" I said, turning to face him.
"I wanted to make sure you got home.
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#64. Lie." "Well, now," she said, sitting up and crossing her arms, "look who is honing her craft.
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#65. I can't have a life without you. I don't want a life without you.
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#66. I'm not trying to bag you. I just wanna hang out."
"Bag me? How do you ever get laid talking like that?
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#67. I got in so many fights over him and fought next to him.
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#68. I knew when I bought the ring that it would be years before I gave it to Abby, but it made sense to keep it just in case the perfect moment happened to arise. Knowing it was there gave me something to look forward to, even now. Inside that box was the little bit of hope I had left.
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#69. She'd say thank you for giving her boy back something that left him when she did.
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#70. Like I would buy a beer for some chick at a bar," he said, shaking his head. I held up my beer, and he pulled up one side of his mouth into a half-smile. "You're different.
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#71. He scanned my face with careful hope in his eyes.
"You love me?"
"It's the tattoos," I shrugged.
A wide smile stretched across his face, making his
dimple sink into his cheek.
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#72. I could have been leading him to his death, but I could tell Tyler Maddox was afraid of nothing.
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#74. You can still tell Mommy that you love her and that you'll miss her, and she'll hear everything you say."
I looked at Mommy but quickly shook my head. "I don't want to miss her.
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#75. This was the best Thanksgiving we've had since Mom died."
I pulled my head up to see his expression. He was smiling, but it was tinged with sadness.
"I'm glad I was here to see it.
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#76. I've never understood how something could be considered a curse that requires me to spend every moment with you, and that grants me the mercy of leaving a world that doesn't have you in it.
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#77. I love you no matter what, but you need to wake up, Ellie."
My eyebrows pulled together as I stared at the wall. "I can't wake up. This isn't a dream.
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#78. The only thing that made sense were the thoughts on repeat inside my head: I was about to become the husband of the second woman I'd ever loved.
It was almost time. Damn. Shit, yeah! Fuck, yes!
I was getting married!
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#79. Come on girls! The Finch wants to dance!"
"Only if you promise not to call yourself that ever again," America said.
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#80. Abby took the box, and then tugged on my hand until we were in the entryway. It smelled like a combination of cleaner, candles, and kids. It smelled like home.
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#81. I was his exception, and as much as I had tried to fight my feelings, he was mine.
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#82. I just wanted to hold my wife. It was all I had ever wanted to do. I was just as in love with her in our eleventh year as I was in the first.
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#83. You're going to realize what a pain in the ass I was, and then you'll forget all about missing me," I said into his ear.
He puffed a breath of air as he rubbed my back. "Promise?
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#84. I would do anything, go anywhere, suffer anything to make you happy. You know that, right? That's all I want.
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#85. What do you want from me? I keep telling you I don't care about this secret. I'm telling you I want you. I don't know what else to say to convince you.
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#86. Is that from the fight or the window?"
"The window," he answered, frowning at my bloodied nails.
"You saved my life, you know."
His eyebrows pulled together. "I wasn't leaving without you."
"I knew you'd come," I smiled, squeezing his fingers between mine.
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#87. Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.
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#88. The more he smiled, the more I wanted to hate him, and yet it was the very thing that made hating him impossible.
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#89. I know you deserve better than me. You think I don't know that? But if there was any woman made for me ... it's you.
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#90. I can't believe you gave her the green light to let us have it for an entire hour," I said, following him through the revolving door.
"You don't really think I'm going to let her yell at my wife, do you?
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#91. Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit.
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#92. He laughed once. Unbelievable. The one girl I want, and she doesn't want me.
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#93. I'm probably not going to make sense for the next six months while I try to process the fact that I've gotten everything I've ever wanted.
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#94. I awoke on my stomach, naked and tangled in Travis Maddox's sheets. I kept my eyes closed, feeling his fingers caressing my arm and back.
He exhaled with a deep, contented sigh, speaking in a hushed voice. I love you, Abby. I'm going to make you happy, I swear it.
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#95. A Maddox boy will take you all the way to the edge, but if you go with him, he'll follow you anywhere ...
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#96. Tell me the truth. Are you angry at me because you thought I took that girl home, or is it something else? Because you're mad at me for something.
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#97. She wrapped her arms around my neck and sighed against my skin. She smelled so good, it was ridiculous.
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#98. He leaned in, seeming flustered. I'll kill him if he touches you.
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#99. I'm not afraid of them. I refuse. No matter what they do to me, I am in control of the way others make me feel. They can't hurt me if I don't let them.
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#100. I can't figure you out. You're the first girl that's ever been disgusted with me before sex. You don't get all flustered when you talk to me, and you don't try to get my attention.
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