Quotes About Boobs

#1. Hannah rolled her eyes. 'I'm sixteen, almost seventeen, I have boobs, a whole bunch of hormones, and I find guys attractive. Deal with it.'

'Well, there goes my appetite.' Clark shoved his plate away, looking so despondent that I felt sorry for him.

Samantha Young

#2. Hey!" I said, indignation filling me. "I'm immortal! Doesn't that mean I won't get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn't mean that, I want a refund -

Katie MacAlister

#3. No matter how puny your frontal equipment, don't wear the kind with the giant pads inside. If a guy squeezes them, he will wonder why they feel like Nerf balls instead of boobs.

E. Lockhart

#4. In between levels, he looked at me and asked the question that turns every boy into a man: "Wanna see some boobs?" My time had come.

Tyler Oakley

#5. I'm going to get him to sign my boobs. With his tongue.

Rowan Coleman

#6. Uh-huh and since when did Decebel's man boobs begin producing milk? Jacque asked dryly.

Quinn Loftis

#7. If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

Ian Holloway

#8. Teddy did a muscle pose with his arms before he did the whole bouncing pectoral move with his boobs. "I'm a wrestling champ. International."
It was hard for me not to stare at each boob taking its turn bouncing up and down.
"Oh." My brows lifted along with my mouth. "Impressive.

Tonya Kappes

#9. Boobs are like boyfriends. You go around wishing for them and trying to figure out what you have to do to get them, and worrying about all the things you're probably doing wrong, and then one day, who knows why, you wake up and find you've got more than you wanted.

Pamela Todd

#10. I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn't be able to see my feet.

Katy Perry

#11. I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

Joan Rivers

#12. Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. "What have you got?"
"Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy.

Darynda Jones

#13. Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.

Khloe Kardashian

#14. If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs - and necks.

Stephen Moyer

#15. Trying to will yourself bigger boobs?

Tera Lynn Childs

#16. Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head. He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?"
Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he said, giving my boobs a wary glance.

Katie MacAlister

#17. I'm never happy with my face, my hair, I haven't really got any boobs and I'm not really that tall.

Ellie Goulding

#18. Little testy tonight?"
"That woman's boobs do not belong in your face."
"It's not as if I can see yours at the moment."
"Well, you're damn well going to feel them. Soon."
"One hopes," he murmurs.

Karen Marie Moning

#19. Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn it, but there's going to be a face up there. Nose, mouth, eyes. And behind the eyes is an actual person.

Jonathan Maberry

#20. Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me

Alice Clayton

#21. Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power.

Jaymin Eve

#22. Only on a few occasions had I ever been comfortable showing my body off, and now here I was, taking a job where Asian boobs and ass ran free.

Teresa Lo

#23. Male appreciation hardened his features from doubt to certainty. Boobs, the best negotiation strategy of them all. She thanked the Lord and her genetics for her great rack.

Kate Meader

#24. There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.

Dolly Parton

#25. The thing about legs is you're born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But you're either blessed with attractive legs or you're not. That's what makes them so sexy.

Stacy Keibler

#26. Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo

Nicki Minaj

#27. Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace)
Boobs? (Julian)
Breasts. (Grace)
You have very nice breasts. (Julian)
Thanks. What about you? (Grace)
I have no breasts. (Julian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#28. It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.

Dawn Dais

#29. At least, my boobs weren't showing this time.

Scarlett Dawn

#30. It was a major and deeply embarrassing teenage revelation. It must be how straight teenage boys feel when they realize those boobs they like have heads attached to them.

Tina Fey

#31. Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being sexy right now?
Really? You're completely unimpressed?
Zzzzzzzzzzz, I wrote back.

Christina Lauren

#32. I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.

Eva Longoria

#33. And three, he had been staring at my boobs through the entire interview. At this point, I've come to expect this of human men and realize that it has nothing to do with me. They want to see all women naked. Except for their mothers.

Molly Harper

#34. In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.

Alan K. Simpson

#35. Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

Val Doonican

#36. Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.

Tina Fey

#37. I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size.

Jenny McCarthy

#38. Wow, brains as well as boobs.

William Goldman

#39. It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs

Eva Mendes

#40. I am very curvy, so the vintage stores suit me better than most designers. I just can't seem to give up crisps, or make my boobs shrink for that matter. Alas, I will never fit a size zero.

Marina And The Diamonds

#41. My mind works ... two boobs never get me a job.

Erma Bombeck

#42. At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

Jessica Simpson

#43. You can be edgy without showing off your boobs.

Hilary Duff

#44. That's right ... I'm Gandalf with boobs.

(Valerie Stevens.)

Sean Cummings

#45. I think that's the biggest misconception - that in order for me to be sexy I have to make sure my boobs are out.

Nicki Minaj

#46. Hmmm . . . what would Marcy's boobs do in this situation?

David Wong

#47. There is more to me than my boobs and my boyfriends.

Pamela Anderson

#48. I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

Dolly Parton

#49. Is that the only way?" Tom asked her. "Vik and I tried net-sending with a thought interface during Programming once, but I couldn't concentrate on just one thing at a time."

Vik nodded. "His programming questions were always like, 'Vik, how do steak boobs function?

S.J. Kincaid

#50. You don't need bigger boobs. You need to read better books.

Zag

#51. Ridge Lawson, will you sign my boobs?

Colleen Hoover

#52. If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

Dana Gould

#53. It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too.

Cameron Diaz

#54. My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'

Sofia Vergara

#55. What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.

Gena Showalter

#56. I am only known for my boobs and tats.

Jodie Marsh

#57. If you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention

Paris Hilton

#58. Because I can tell. He looks like your type too."
"Is he hot?"
"I wouldn't fuck him," Jase confided.
"Well, at least we know he doesn't have boobs, then.

T.J. Klune

#59. I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.

Charlaine Harris

#60. Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine.
Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh.
I really hate it when girls do that.I mean, yes, she's older, but I have boobs, too.

P.C. Cast

#61. Is it norma to regert not making a sex tape back when you were younger and your boobs pointed vaguely at the ceiling when you were lying on your back? Because I feel like no one ever talks about that.
- Furiously Happy

Jenny Lawson

#62. Page 3 is a crazy concept whereby for no discernable reason, a national newspaper prints a photograph of a young woman showing her tits. I'd object but I'm too enamoured with the boobs ...

Russell Brand

#63. I'm calling you Honey Tits from now on."
"Please don't."
"Why? Your boobs delivered the nectar of the gods."
"Now you're making it worse."
"Your bra is the stuff of legends."
"Don't make me regret my choice.

Stacey Marie Brown

#64. Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.

Eugene Mirman

#65. The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.

Germaine Greer

#66. You know, drinking milk doesn't make your boobs get any bigger.

Peach-Pit

#67. Who's that little brunette?" Suzanne asked. "I hate little petite types. Gregory doesn't look right with someone petite. Little face, little hands, little dainty feet."
"Big boobs," Beth said, glancing up.

Elizabeth Chandler

#68. Chapter six on woman-on-top positions was my favourite. Because boobs.

Tiffany Reisz

#69. The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

Cecily Strong

#70. Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret for an unknown amount. It's made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date.

Helena Hunting

#71. Is it normal to regret not making a sex tape back when you were younger and your boobs still pointed vaguely at the ceiling when you were lying on your back? Because I feel like no one ever talks about that.

Jenny Lawson

#72. I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.

Jessica Simpson

#73. I'm not really trying to be sexy. I try to explain to girls that you don't have to have long blond hair and big boobs.

Miley Cyrus

#74. Looked for meaning in every word while men just stared at boobs. Maybe she should content herself to staring at their butts and call it a day.

Katie Graykowski

#75. That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

Ilana Glazer

#76. You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.

Cindy Crawford

#77. [On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.

Dolly Parton

#78. She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. Anywhere else it would be a bimbo alert, but in Florida it was just protective coloration.

C.I. Dennis

#79. A bra was not for little kids who dreamed of being astronauts. What are you gonna do with boobs in space? Unless they are currency for some far-flung civilization, all they're going to do is interfere with proper oxygen flow inside your space suit.

Aisha Tyler

#80. That's a male pornographic fantasy that we're buttoned-up all day and let our boobs hang out at night. The truth is, some girls are very girly and feminine, and they love to wear makeup and high heels. Other girls are more tomboyish, and they don't.

Cara Santa Maria

#81. God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work.

Bill Engvall

#82. Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.

Billie Jean King

#83. People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.

Helena Bonham Carter

#84. I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

Joan Rivers

#85. I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be sexy. I'm just not attracted to that type of dressing.

Ashley Olsen

#86. Normal girls didn't want their boobs mauled either, and I wholly believed if they could've landed a fist like I could, they would have.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#87. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

#88. For example, the ancient Japanese had onna-zumo (women's wrestling), but as the sports historian Allen Guttmann writes, "The debased motivation for this activity is suggested by the names of the wrestlers: 'Big Boobs,' 'Deep Crevice,' and 'Holder of the Balls.

Jonathan Gottschall

#89. I'm like a cartoon! I'll look this way when I'm eighty. I can see it now, people will be rolling me around in a wheelchair and I'll still have my big hair, nails, my high heels and my boobs stuck out!

Dolly Parton

#90. I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

John Green

#91. I ask mostly to see if I can get her to blush ten shades deeper, see if the color would bleed down her neck and light up her boobs like a pair of Christmas ornaments.

Addison Moore

#92. Boobs," she mumbled around a second slice of pizza. "Boobs are huge now. I hate it. I feel like I'm incubating aliens and they're ready to hatch.

Maya Banks

#93. My biggest regret? Well, I got my boobs done in my early 20's and if I had known it would or could possibly have impacted production of milk, I would never have had them done. I love being a mom.

Tori Spelling

#94. How do my boobs feel ... ? Um, fine?" I said with a shrug. "I've got to be honest, no one's ever asked me that before.

Julianna Scott

#95. They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy ... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, well if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts.

Keira Knightley

#96. Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world. [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.)

Andy Weir

#97. Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs!

Elle Casey

#98. When my tantrum, which is what I call my TV set, flashes boobs and smiles in my face, and says everybody but me is going to get laid tonight, and this is a national emergency, so I've got to rush out and buy a car or pills, or a folding gymnasium I can hide under my bed, I laugh like a hyena.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#99. Something about being here in this neon-glitzy place, my shoes off and my boobs pushed up to my neck made me feel bold. Daring. Ready to grab the world by the balls and make it beg for mercy. Rawr.

Elle Casey

#100. I was bulimic and anorexic for a while, just hating my body. As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough.

Felicity Huffman