Top 5 Nicole Hamlett Quotes

#1. Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my own stinking shit.

Nicole Hamlett

Nicole Hamlett Quotes #153301
#2. Grace Murphy, defender of the downtrodden! Snarking one villain at a time with her acerbic wit and pointy boobs! If there was going to be super-natural mojo involved in my life, the least I could ask for was non-sagging boobs.

Nicole Hamlett

Nicole Hamlett Quotes #255619
#3. Hopping over the side of the couch I landed on top of him. "My bones are so heavy! I don't think I can move." I groaned.
"Ack!" he grunted. "I can't breathe."
"Oh noes! However will I get up so that my bubby can breathe?

Nicole Hamlett

Nicole Hamlett Quotes #1030513
#4. So you have a choice. You can leave quietly or I can call the police after I wang you with my stapler.

Nicole Hamlett

Nicole Hamlett Quotes #1364568
#5. FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!

Nicole Hamlett

Nicole Hamlett Quotes #1726930

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top