Top 83 Quotes About Blondes
#1. Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn't last long in nature. They're too conspicuous.
Margaret Atwood
#2. Felicity and Evylin were both quite beautiful: pale insipid blondes with wide blue eyes and small rosebud mouths. Sadly, like their dear mama, they were not much more substantive than quite beautiful.
Gail Carriger
#3. I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.
Paris Hilton
#4. You have to hold your teeth clamped around Hollywood to keep from chewing on stray blondes.
Raymond Chandler
#5. [I] settled down with the Daily News and the Post, glad to be back with journalism where all murders are "brutal," all prosecutors are "tough," and all blondes are
"attractive." And any lawyer who cooperates with the reporter is
"high-powered.
Andrew Vachss
#6. I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Rita Mae Brown
#7. Blondes have the hottest kisses. Red-heads are fair-to-middling torrid, and brunettes are the frigidest of all. It's something to do with hormones, no doubt.
Ronald Reagan
#8. Next to my green eyes, my blond hair is definitely my best feature. So, out of obligation to all the blondes before me (Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, the many Barbies I have loved and tortured), I tend to spend hours getting it right. You know, so as not to let down the team.
Sarah Strohmeyer
#9. Blondes are the girlfriend, brunete is the femme fatale, but the heroine, she's the redheaded girl.
Marion Roach
#10. Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks.
Scott Lynch
#11. There is this image of a guy in a hot tub, drinking champagne with two buxom blondes. But that is not the real me. I am a father, and I am a grandfather, too.
Robin Leach
#12. Discovering L.A., in particular in the early '80s, was pretty spectacular; it was fun and carefree, and there was not nearly as much traffic as exists today. It was very much the last gasps of the Beach Boys' ideal view of L.A.: sun, the beach, cars, blondes, etc.
Zach Galligan
#13. My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.
Britney Spears
#14. The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.
Diablo Cody
#15. The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies.
Tom Robbins
#16. [She] had occasionally glimpsed a series of interchangeable well-groomed blondes accompanying him to work events, then Grace had rocked up with her funny-coloured hair and her funny-coloured tights, and Vaughn had been smitten. Well, as smitten as Vaughn could be.
Sarra Manning
#17. I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.
Raymond Chandler
#18. What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
Various
#19. I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.
Stephanie Wardrop
#20. Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.
Anita Loos
#21. I ought to be more hardboiled; I'd like to be. I don't think I have it in me. To write in clipped sentences. To employ gritty metaphor in the introduction of sultry blondes ... I can't do it, so why bother trying?
Jesse Kellerman
#22. Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Don Herold
#23. As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
Maureen Lipman
#24. Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
Alfred Hitchcock
#25. Blondes are like left-handed athletes, they all get a second look even if they don't deserve one.
Frank Deford
#26. It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.
Anita Loos
#27. I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
Paris Hilton
#29. He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd marched toward him with that Give me Percy Jackson or I'll kill you expression, Leo had thought of blondes as much too smart and much too dangerous.
Rick Riordan
#30. I appear to have no time for blondes
except for Bugs Bunny, dressed up as a woman, as he seduces the fool Fudd. That is a woman I could be, definitely: a cartoon man-rabbit dressed up as a girl, trying to have sex with a stuttering bald man. I could definitely do that.
Caitlin Moran
#31. I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do.
Julianne Hough
#32. If gentlemen prefer blondes then I'm a blonde that prefers gentlemen.
Barbara Eden
#33. I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun ... Trust me, it is not true!
Mila Kunis
#35. I can't say I prefer blondes, brunettes, or redheads. I like emotion and elegance. Even expensive clothes do not guarantee a good look. You must be yourself above all!
Robert Pattinson
#36. What is it with all the immaculate blondes? It's like Stepford here.
E.L. James
#37. These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.
Agatha Christie
#38. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Johnny B. Laughing
#39. Celine snorted. "Never have I ever had a thing for blondes," she said. And then, her eyes on Sloane, she shot our statistician a dazzling smile and lowered her own finger - meaning that she did have a thing for blondes.
Jennifer Lynn Barnes
#40. I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes.
Chris Kirkpatrick
#41. And does he like blondes, as well?'
Rob laughed. I had forgotten just how great a laugh he had. 'No, he prefers, dark haired women. You've nothing to fear from the Sentinel, Nicola.
Susanna Kearsley
#42. A true gentleman doesn't prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn't have any preferences whatsoever.
Matt LeBlanc
#43. Jude's desire for girls was indiscriminate feverish and complete he wanted them all equally and he wanted them not at all. Blondes and brunettes big ones or small ones - they were cold fragile impenetrable creatures all desirable as they were undesirable all perfumed and pretty.
Eleanor Henderson
#44. There is Carrie Underwood, of course Miranda Lambert, and Taylor Swift - the three blondes in country music. They inspire me a lot, and just watching them perform and just be superstars is a big inspiration to me and it helps me learn.
Danielle Bradbery
#45. The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
Alice Cooper
#46. Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes. I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone.
Joe Diffie
#47. I could tell she was one of those ridiculously gorgeous southern blondes. It was like the South had some special ingredient to raise them like that down here.
Abbi Glines
#48. A woman had joined the two men sitting at table three. She was a blonde, one of those fatal blondes, six foot tall or near enough, with hair the color of clover honey.
Martha Reed
#49. Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes.
Michael McCretton
#50. I'm sure that blondes have more fun, but I think that as a brunette I might work more.
Marissa Jaret Winokur
#51. I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud.
David Beckham
#52. I think redheads have more fun than blondes.
Neon Hitch
#53. What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent.
Bette Davis
#54. What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.
Various
#55. I'm perfectly discriminating,' he said with a devilish smile.
'How's that? No blondes after Labour Day?'
'I said I was discriminating, not an imbecile.
Ally Blake
#56. She [Nana] listened to his [Steiner's] propositions, turning them down every time with a shake of the head and that provocative laughter which is peculiar to full-bodied blondes.
Emile Zola
#57. You know I prefer blondes. J.T. Hawkins, Foolish Games
Leah Spiegel
#58. - Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
- They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!
Bryanna Reid
#59. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Lois Greiman
#60. My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean. I was like, 'Max, you get the dogs. I'll talk to the hot blondes.'
John C. McGinley
#61. Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
Rita Rudner
#62. The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.
Anna Kournikova
#63. Blondes do have more fun. But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I'm wearing a wig.
Emma Stone
#64. Gentlemen prefer blondes ... but gentlemen marry brunettes.
Anita Loos
#66. There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.
Cuthbert Soup
#67. Blondes in black jeans have always been a serious problem for me. But I'm not exactly looking for a solution.
Daniel Cubias
#68. Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen.
Anita Loos
#69. I was the one small brunete among tall blondes. You only get one body, might as well love it. Nothing is the end of the world. Flash forward a year and ask, "Is this really going to be that big of a deal? In the long run, it's really not".
Lucy Hale
#70. I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette. I don't know if that's just because of a societal preconceived notion that all blondes are stupid, but it's a different kind of attitude.
Kate Bosworth
#71. America's greatest revelation was not the atom bomb, not Fundamentalism,
not fat farms, not Elvis, not even the quite astute observation that
gentlemen prefer blondes, but the great heights to which she has propelled
ice cream.
Marisha Pessl
#72. I was very influenced by the musicals and romantic comedies of the 1930s. I admired Gene Harlow and such, which probably explains why, since the end of my marriage, I've dated nothing but a succession of blondes.
Hugh Hefner
#73. Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.
Harvey Fierstein
#74. The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)
Rod Stewart
#75. Blondes are so angelic. My sister can get away with anything.
Bella Hadid
#76. I'd love to do 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes' again - especially on Broadway.
Megan Hilty
#77. I'm not a witch, I just like Halloween, and I thought that blondes look skinnier in black.
Stevie Nicks
#78. Types really don't matter. I have been accused of preferring blondes. But I have known some mighty attractive redheads, brunettes, and yes, women with grey hair. Age, height, weight haven't anything to do with glamour.
Clark Gable
#79. Listen Charles, if blondes were poison, I'd have died thirty years ago.
Jonathan Latimer
#80. Who were these people, all of them young couples, a few fabulous ones, tall thin-haired blondes with toned men in perfectly pressed jeans
neither fearing the loss of the other.
Dave Eggers
#82. There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn't even have a tan.
Francine Pascal
#83. Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.
P.G. Wodehouse
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