Andrew Barger Quotes

#1. Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. - Author: Andrew Barger

#2. Boundaries which divide Life and Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends and where the other begins? - Author: Andrew Barger

#3. Is not our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money? - Author: Andrew Barger

#4. Blondes make nice pets. - Author: Andrew Barger

#5. If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. - Author: Andrew Barger

#6. He is our man's-man of literature. - Author: Andrew Barger

#7. Even the moon was embarrassed by the beauty of Barcelona. - Author: Andrew Barger

#8. It's Hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in. - Author: Andrew Barger

#9. People talk and rumors follow," I said.
"Most people claim that only a person possessed of the devil could write such horror."
"And what do you think?"
"You are an angel to me, Eddy, but never bet the devil your head."
"That would make a great title for a story," I observed. - Author: Andrew Barger

#10. Yes, it would nice for this fifty year period, this cradle of all vampire short stories in the English language, to include a vampire tale by Edgar Allan Poe. But the sad answer is that Poe never penned a vampire story. - Author: Andrew Barger

#11. All Ghosts Are Gray - Author: Andrew Barger

#12. Tweets and text messages killed the long novel. - Author: Andrew Barger

#13. It would be easier to separate salt from the seas than Edgar Allan Poe's influence from our literature. - Author: Andrew Barger

#14. Bea broke up the band. - Author: Andrew Barger

#15. Give me a reason to push my Dislike button. - Author: Andrew Barger

#16. Charlotte Bronte borrowed liberally and sloppily from Joseph Sheridan le Fanu when penning Jane Eyre. The originality of this classic novel is tarnished as a result. - Author: Andrew Barger

#17. Sleep is a vortex in your tales, swirling a person into deep places of their minds where consciousness is scared to tread. - Author: Andrew Barger

#18. They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started. - Author: Andrew Barger