Top 12 Maureen Lipman Quotes
#1. What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
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#3. My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
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#4. I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
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#5. Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
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#6. I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
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#7. Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
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#8. Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
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#9. Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
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#10. Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?
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#11. As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
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#12. A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
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