Top 100 Alice Cooper Quotes
#2. I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.
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#3. We play it differently now. If we did the album now it would be different.
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#4. While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.
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#5. If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we don't want to confine or restrict anything. What we can do, whatever we can let happen, you just let it happen.
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#6. Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.
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#7. It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.
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#8. Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.
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#9. I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
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#10. If somebody had told me that you have a choice of
being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers,
there would not have been a choice at all. I would
have said, 'Where's my locker?'
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#11. The only real person you need to know is you.
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#12. She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.
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#13. I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.
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#14. The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
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#16. And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.
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#17. Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix - had died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group.
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#18. Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush.
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#19. I always tell people, 'Everything you've heard about Alice Cooper , you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you've ever heard about Keith Moon is true - and you've only heard 10 percent of it.'
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#20. She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.
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#22. My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her 80s, 90s. She loved rock music. I never had anyone in my family that was anti-rock n' roll.
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#23. Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.
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#24. My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.
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#25. Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.
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#26. You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.
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#27. I appreciate an audience that reacts to the music, even if they jump on stage and try to beat us up, I think that's a fantastic reaction. I think that they're really hearing something then.
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#28. I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think "Hey you, get off the floor!" was my name.
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#29. Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost your baby, I care if you're feeling OK. Don't tell me your problem - tell me what good's been happening to you.
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#30. Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.
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#31. All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do ... And it was a coincidence that these new bands, this new wave of bands, were doing Alice and Iggy rock.
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#32. We wanted it more live and raw. We didn't want a studio sound.
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#33. People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.
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#34. When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart.
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#35. I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.
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#36. Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.
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#37. They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.
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#38. God gives you a life and says, Okay, what are you going to do with it?
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#39. They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it
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#40. Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.
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#41. Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.
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#42. Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know that song.' A song he shouldn't know, a song that's not his generation at all. So he might as well have been there.
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#43. We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.
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#44. If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.
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#45. Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.
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#46. We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.
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#47. If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.
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#48. You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.
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#49. It's not an anti-sex trip. Like, we're taking sex, which is probably another half of American entertainment, sex and violence, and we're projecting it, and we're saying this is the way everything is right now.
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#50. I think he was trying to produce more of a ... sort of a cheaper image.
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#51. Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.
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#52. The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.
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#53. Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.
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#54. Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.
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#55. We like reactions - a reaction is walking out on us, a reaction is throwing tomatoes at the stage, that's a healthy psychological reaction.
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#56. If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.
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#57. Rock should never be in bed with politics.
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#58. If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play.
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#59. I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.
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#61. From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.
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#62. My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.
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#63. City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen.
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#64. We started combining the use of light and the use of theatrics and the use of as many art forms as possible, and it's still growing - that's the whole idea of it.
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#65. I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
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#66. Every single night, it seemed to be the same seven or eight guys: Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith Moon when he was in town. It was actually sort of a social club, drinking club, for rock stars that drank - seriously drank.
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#67. I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries.
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#68. Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.
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#69. It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.
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#70. I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.
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#71. Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.
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#72. I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.
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#73. We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.
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#74. Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.
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#75. The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.
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#76. Well, we were all in high school and we got together, and in college - we were in art college together.
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#77. Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.
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#78. You were out on tour, 75 cities in 80 days, and then making records on top of it.And they started calling us the Hollywood Vampires, because anybody only saw us at night.
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#79. We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.
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#80. School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.
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#81. Hard rock will always be hard rock, but you don't really know what is rock - and what isn't - anymore. I don't consider a lot of the pop things I hear on the radio to be rock n' roll. It's just kind of fragmented.
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#82. When you touch me there, honey, makes my blood perspire, you got my body flaming like a California fire. Pulsing, pounding, pushing no longer in control, heatwave in my brain, smolder in my soul.
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#83. To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own making other people laugh, that's a compliment.
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#84. The late sixties and early seventies were kind of a breeding ground for exciting new sounds because easy listening and folk were kind of taking over the airwaves. I think it was a natural next step to take that blissful, easy-going sound and strangle the life out of it.
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#85. The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
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#86. Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.
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#87. It's like this - these five members have been influenced of course by other groups, because that's where this generation's groups came from - an environment like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Yardbirds, and The Who. People like that.
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#88. I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.
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#89. If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
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#90. When we get together and rehearse, which is always living with each other, we always talk about what would make it better, what would mean more, what would say more. So we're always improving and growing.
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#91. So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.
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#92. All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.
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#93. If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.
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#94. I wanna be in the headlines, anything to be in the headlines.
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#95. Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.
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#97. I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.
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#98. I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.
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#99. Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, and Pablo Picasso.
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#100. It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.
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