Top 5 Johnny B. Laughing Quotes
#1. What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot!
#2. What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!
#3. Knock knock! Who's there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
#4. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
#5. Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste.