Top 100 Quotes About A Nun
#1. IT IS IMPORTANT, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient bravery. For when Sister Cage of the Sweet Mercy Convent steps onto the battlefield courage is often found to be in short supply. She
Mark Lawrence
#2. A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.
P. J. O'Rourke
#3. She went at him like a nun briskly rubbing a pair of underpants against a washboard, full of pure vim and gusto. But no matter how sexless she tried to be, sex kept slipping in there anyway.
Charlotte Stein
#4. I've been kissed Slade. I'm a virgin, not a nun.
Shayla Black
#5. A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.
Jana Deleon
#6. I'm so sick of hearing how there's no strong roles for women. I don't care about strong roles. I just want to see women who are characters! A nun, a serial killer, a housewife, as long as there's some depth there.
Martha Plimpton
#7. I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.
Julian Clary
#8. Studied all year and wrote in my journal like a nun works a Rosary, dog with a new bone, bee in his hive's back room.
Dennis Vickers
#11. Lord help me, I was going to become a nun if my male radar didn't realign towards guys that were not walking penises.
Nicole Williams
#12. ...they did not come down hard on Leone because she had murdered her lover. It was because her sister was a nun.
Chancellor Press
#13. It would not interfere with your being a nun. I live like an evil-minded monk myself.
J.D. Salinger
#14. Trust me, after the Boy Issues I've had, I'm becoming a nun.
Rachel Hawkins
#15. A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.
H.L. Mencken
#16. He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something.
Neil Gaiman
#17. I would love to play a nun. I used to want to be one when I was a kid.
Sheryl Lee
#18. You don't believe in heaven? A nun?'
'If you don't, why should I?'
'If you did, maybe I would.'
'If I did, you would not have to.
Don DeLillo
#19. Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.
Charlie Huston
#20. A Japanese man festooned with cameras, a nun, a young girl in braids.
Anne Tyler
#21. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children.
Amy Tan
#22. So you see, I can't go to Hawaii with you. I'm sorry, Tim. But I need to decide if I want to become a nun.
Pepper Pace
#23. About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment. Or a nun writing hard core erotica.
Abso-fucking-none.
Laurel Ulen Curtis
#24. I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. I think there's a point where one says, that's for family, that's for me.
Julie Andrews
#25. My mother came from an Irish family of 11 kids and, of course, had a sister who was a nun, so I spent time at a convent and with an aunt and uncle who lived in New York and took me to the theater.
Ellen Pompeo
#26. Back when I was 8 or 9 and wanted to be a nun, I would often stop at church on my way home from school.
Ann Hood
#27. It was colder than a nun's vagina outside,
Karina Halle
#28. Cordelia: I hope I've got a vocation.
Charles: I don't know what that means.
Cordelia: It means you can be a nun. If you haven't a vocation it's no good however much you want to be; and if you have a vocation, you can't get away from it, however much you hate it.
Evelyn Waugh
#29. Never spoke of it. He took the miracle to his grave. All Andrew ever said about the voyage was that a nun had taught him how to play mah-jongg. Something must have happened during one of their games.
John Irving
#30. She wanted, just now, to have a cell in a settlement-house, like a nun without the bother of a black robe, and be kind, and read Bernard Shaw, and enormously improve a horde of grateful poor.
Sinclair Lewis
#31. I can see you're jealous of Millie's love for me," he teased, his smile charming enough to make a nun reconsider her vows, "but you can't blame her. I've always had a way with a pussy.
Jessica Gadziala
#32. Well, OK then." He narrowed his eyes. "How about you? Do you have any ... romances I should know about?"
"Nope. Not one."
"Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun."
She smiled. "I'm glad you have such ambitious dreams for me.
Derek Landy
#33. He stepped away from me to talk, and I leaned heavily against the wall beside his door. Clearly, I was not meant to have sex. This was God telling me that I was meant to be a nun. Get thee to a nunnery, and all that crap. I was so delirious I was confusing God and Shakespeare.
Cora Carmack
#34. I came from rainbow fabric; I drank textile ink as mothers' milk. I learned to sew before I could walk. I could never become a nun, purely because of the boring fashion choices.
Pepper Winters
#35. Are you okay?" asked Finisterre.
"Annoyed," I said, giving him my hand so he could heave me to my feet.
"Yes, I should imagine being attacked by a nun might be annoying.
Jasper Fforde
#36. For no reason at all, he thought that she looked like a nun. The beautiful kind. The kind that gave and gave because that's what they knew how to do. And the giving made them more beautiful.
Benjamin Alire Saenz
#37. Is this what a nun feels when she runs wild? Perhaps running wild needn't mean dressing in satin and taking to cigarettes. It might mean running into the wild, into the real, into the ooze and muck and the clean, muddy smell of life.
Franny Billingsley
#38. Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
Kevis Hendrickson
#40. When I was a little girl, I used to walk around with a towel on my head, pretending I was a nun. And then one day my mother said, 'Why don't you just become an actress, and then you can pretend you're a nun.'
Olivia Hussey
#41. She wanted to be mad tat e saw through her, but his mouth could honestly turn a nun into a sinner.
Toni Aleo
#42. I saw the suffering and I let myself feel it ... I saw the injustice and was compelled to do something about it. I changed from being a nun who only prayed for the suffering world to a woman with my sleeves rolled up, living my prayer.
Helen Prejean
#43. What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
Ana Claudia Antunes
#44. Telling the truth should be kept as a last resort, Daniel, even more so to a nun
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#45. I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
Joe Orton
#46. I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns ...
Rachel Cohn
#49. It grieves me when I see a priest or a nun with the latest model car ...
Pope Francis
#50. People are confusing me with a good actor when I'm just a good mimic. When someone asks me to play a nun from the fifteenth century, you'll see what I mean.
Jemima Kirke
#51. As cocky as this sounds, I knew I could walk onto that campus and get a date with the nearest available girl. Probably even a girl who wasn't available, but with Avery, it was like trying to hit on a nun. And not a naughty nun.
J. Lynn
#52. A friend sat next to a nun on a plane. He asked her what she missed most. "Wearing blue jeans," she replied.
Amy Krouse Rosenthal
#53. Cardinal Campeggio has implored Katherine to bow to the king's will, accept that her marriage is invalid and retire to a convent. Certainly, she says sweetly, she will become a nun: if the king will become a monk.
Hilary Mantel
#54. Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.
David Nicholls
#55. If Avery was a whore, so was a nun
J. Lynn
#56. If you become a Nun, dear,
The bishop Love will be;
The Cupids every one, dear!
Will chant-'We trust in thee!'
Leigh Hunt
#57. Maybe it involved a woman. Oh, maybe even a nun - ooh! Wouldn't that be scandalous?" "Indeed, but no.
Jenn Bennett
#58. Mrs. Dalloway raised her hand to her eyes, and, as the maid shut the door to, and she heard the swish of Lucy's skirts, she felt like a nun who has left the world and feels fold round her the familiar veils and the response to old devotions.
Virginia Woolf
#59. The rabbis paled. I'd managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.
Ilona Andrews
#60. Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J.D. Salinger
#61. Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit.
Warren Ellis
#62. It's always a good idea to have a nun next to you when you get arrested!
Shane Claiborne
#63. He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore.
Brooke Moss
#64. You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.
Katie MacAlister
#65. Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.
Jaye Wells
#66. Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
Jenny McCarthy
#67. I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this.
Madonna Ciccone
#68. Yes, there was a nun in my bed," Nora said with a sigh.
"This is my favourite story already," Kingsley said. "Go on.
Tiffany Reisz
#69. She told me not to even try. Said you were ... as frigid as a nun and as cold as ice. That one actually stung.
Jennifer Ashley
#70. It is a beauteous evening, calm and free,
The holy time is quiet as a Nun Breathless with adoration.
William Wordsworth
#71. I should've been a nun, he says, half aloud, as his feet leave the ledge.
Dale McGowan
#72. God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share.
James K. Morrow
#73. I have terrible handwriting. I now say it's a learning disability ... but a nun who was a very troubled woman hit me over the fingers with a ruler because my writing was so bad.
Andrew Greeley
#74. I had me one sharp knife, a throwback to my glory days of the swans, and it's sharp as a nun on her second sherry.
Ken Bruen
#75. One eminently orthodox Catholic divine laid it down that a confessor may fondle a nun's breasts, provided he does it without evil intent.
Bertrand Russell
#76. I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.
Gabrielle Reece
#77. She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right - she's a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don't need to spell that one our for you, do I?
Emma Chase
#78. What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun.
Ken Follett
#79. His face was uniquely slapable - a nun would have ached to punch him - while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick.
Jonathan Stroud
#80. Everybody has fishes in their stomach so does Jiko. But the biggest fish of all belonged to Haruki#1 and it was more like a whale. After she has become a nun, she learned how to open up her heart so that the whale could swim away.
Ruth Ozeki
#81. I wanted to be a nun. I saw nuns as superstars. When I was growing up I went to a Catholic school, and the nuns, to me, were these superhuman, beautiful, fantastic people.
Madonna Ciccone
#82. She is only a young woman who did not want to become a nun. The world is full of them.
Sarah Dunant
#83. I truly believe that God brought this, Dorothy Day script to me, because for a long time up until I was in eight grade - I wanted to be a nun.
Moira Kelly
#84. Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned.
Danielle Steel
#85. Clothes are a kind of uniform. A nun's habit, a surgeon's scrubs, a cop's uniform. People often say that when they put on a certain uniform, they actually think of themselves differently.
Victor LaValle
#86. He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke.
Kristen Ashley
#87. If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you'll stick out like a nun at a strip club.
Brodi Ashton
#88. In the beginning we all feel a bit like imposters in our capes and veils and being called 'sister'. But don't worry about it
just act like you think a nun should when you're not sure what to do, and you'll find that through grace and love you become one.
Mark Salzman
#89. She looks sort of like a nurse, Ruby thought. Or a nun, but a movie star nun, not a real one, and an old-fashioned rescuing-the-orphans sort of movie star nun, not the comedy sort. It was her face. It was open and fresh and happy and she had shiny dark hair pulled back in a ponytail.
Sarah-Kate Lynch
#90. Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
Dylan Moran
#91. People simplify 'Apollonian' into 'mild', and 'calm', and 'cool'. But 'Apollonian' and 'Dionysian' are two sides of one coin
a nun kneeling in her cell, holding perfectly still, can be in ecstacy more frenzied than any priestess of Pan Priapus celebrating the vernal equinox.
Robert A. Heinlein
#92. A nun I know once told me she kept begging God to take her character defects away from her. After years of this prayer, God finally got back to her: I'm not going to take anything away from you, you have to give it to Me.
Anne Lamott
#93. A woman could be having fun A woman could be like a nun In order to survive We cannot be kind Until we are hurt
Ayumi Hamasaki
#94. A drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?
Various
#95. My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager.
Anna Kournikova
#96. Believe it or not, I have this recurring dream about church and a nun.
Hank Moody
#97. You can love one man and leave another and love a man and still leave him and leave a man without ever loving him, you can fuck everybody you meet or live like a nun and in the end you still wind up at Target.
Kim Wright
#98. Maybe I'll even become a nun and swear off boys forever."
Scarlet turned to study me. "No. Your face wouldn't be good in a habit.
Gabrielle Zevin
#99. A nun of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously; the very ice of chastity is in them.
William Shakespeare
#100. The Bagshaws?
They didn't know she was a nun!
Ally Carter
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