Top 37 Laurel Ulen Curtis Quotes
#1. I wanted someone who let me be me, and because we fit so well, I could just let him be him.
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#3. If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen's mirror would definitely say it was the fairest of them all.
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#4. Finding the right woman is a lot like ridin' a bull. You'll know in a little over eight seconds whether they're worth a second ride or not. And, as you know, the best ones usually buck you off a few times before givin' you the ride of your life."
-Coleman Cade
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#5. About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment. Or a nun writing hard core erotica.
Abso-fucking-none.
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#6. Irritation instigates emotion, and emotion opens the door for change. Not at first - first comes anger. But anger eventually bleeds into reflection, and reflection breeds acceptance. And acceptance - that's what leads to change.
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#7. I wanted someone to open doors and lend a helping hand, not because it was expected but because they wanted to. Because they liked me that much.
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#8. everyone lives until they're old," I argued, knowing it was all too true. Gram didn't blink. "Not everyone dies young.
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#9. I wanted more. I wanted another level; that warm and fuzzy bond combined with a big, strong man who was good at touching me in my special places.
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#10. I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.
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#11. When he kept on standing there, I could hear the voice from Mortal Kombat demanding, "Finish him!
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#12. My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking napped!
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#13. Listen to me, Whit. Don't ever struggle so hard trying to come up with something to say that you don't say anything. That's the real crime because you're never, ever guaranteed another chance. As long as you say something, they'll know exactly how you feel.
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#14. You're like a Banty Rooster, sweetheart. Tiny little thing, but you don't hesitate to puff out your chest, lookin' for a fight.
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#15. Love it like over splits. You can't expect to give into it all in one sitting. But if you work at it, warm the muscles gradually, your body will eventually accept it as normal.' The bulk of his shoulder nudged my much smaller one lightly. 'It might even feel good.
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#16. Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's harshness with its mist.
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#17. Being strong doesn't mean you can't be soft. Working hard to meet your goals doesn't mean you can't live. And living a certain way your entire life doesn't mean you can't ever change. Life is fluid. The only way to run yourself ashore is to not follow the change and contour of the curves.
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#18. Next time I ran into a terrorist I was going to put a death squeeze on his balls, stab him in the eye with a pencil, and then kill him.
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#19. Who?" he asked, confused, confirming what I already knew. "His name's Agent Mabie.
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#21. Saying goodbye to someone you love isn't really the hard part. It's living every day, not being able to say anything to them at all.
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#23. For such a strong, physically intimidating guy, he was so freaking soft. So playful, so generous with affection. So everything I wanted. And everything I didn't think I could handle.
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#24. Even if I was planning on giving the business, I never wanted to look like I was in "the business".
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#26. Yeah, it's terrible really. Little fucking minions in there hacking away with their teeny individual pick axes, tearing away the lining of my uterus piece by piece, basking in glory every time I let out a little cry of pain.
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#27. Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn't that why people had kids?
Besides free labor, I mean.
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#28. No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.
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#29. What's your biggest regret?" He didn't even hesitate. "That I didn't love hard enough.
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#30. Really, Mom? Boob play isn't your thing? You didn't have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.
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#31. That's really admirable that you like to stay active, look after your health so well," I added, the bullshit so thick it was a wonder I could lift my greasy piece of fried chicken to my mouth.
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#32. As Thomas Jefferson said, "Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of not finding one of your parents in a naked clench."That's not what he said? Well, he definitely should have
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#33. If love were a location, it would be a paradoxical mixture of the safest place on earth and the most vulnerable.
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#34. Be you. Be honest. Be interesting. Always. That's what I call the 'Triple Bs'.
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#35. You'll never appreciate something you're given as much as something you've earned.
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#36. It's not some specific quality the guy has. It's that he wants to be all of those things for that specific woman. He wants to be whatever she needs him to be, and he'll challenge, take on, and defeat any obstacle that gets in his way in order to do it.
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#37. I closed my eyes, gritting my teeth against feeding into her insanity. "I've obviously lost my mind." "Me too," she agreed as though I was actually speaking to her. "Years ago. Just let it wander. It's much more fun.
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