Top 65 Punched In The Face Quotes
#1. Don't turn around.
'Cuz you will get punched in the face.
Don't make this worse.
You've already gone and got me mad.
It's too bad, I'm not sad
It's casting over.
Just one of those things you'll have to get over it.
Avril Lavigne
#3. I do yoga and weights, mainly. I still box. I box once a week, but I don't get punched in the face anymore. I just hit the bags now. I'm done with that competitive side of it.
Neil Jackson
#4. I mean, I've had the name Finbar for sixteen years, and I've only been punched in the face once.
Flynn Meaney
#5. You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies." Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can you grant wishes?"
"That depends," he said. "Do you wish to be punched in the face?
Cassandra Clare
#6. First time I got punched in the face, I was like, 'Oh no!' but then I was like, 'This is a story.
Troy Barnes
#7. Getting punched in the face with a padded glove doesn't really hurt your face. It doesn't hurt your skull. The only thing it hurts is your brain. You can feel the brain injury happening. It's an instant headache.
Jonathan Gottschall
#8. I've been in a few fights and I know what it's like to get punched in the face.
James McAvoy
#9. When someone is punched in the face, you find out what they are made of.
Jacques Audiard
#10. Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.
Dane Cook
#11. I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.
Sarah Silverman
#12. Man, one second you're sharing your air with a dude, and the next second he's trying to get you punched in the face.
Shannon Messenger
#13. I've never been punched in the face, so I didn't know it would hurt so much!
Elena Roger
#14. I'm a believer in getting punched in the face. I know it sounds cliched, but to me, fighting is a metaphor for life.
Frank Grillo
#15. Ha-ha. The dumb jock who can't talk the Queen's English. I swear to God, the next person who corrects my grammar gets punched in the face.
Rick Yancey
#16. Take it easy now - I've got first-class references from people who've been punched in the face by me. All of them were completely satisfied.
Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
#17. At home, I watch fights and documentaries - that's it. If it's not about the birth and death of stars, 'Frozen Planet,' or someone getting punched in the face, I'm probably not watching it.
Ronda Rousey
#18. Add to that six tables of cakes, ices, and punch bowls, a group of seven musicians playing the violin, three hundred candles, and who knew how many courtiers, and the result was a room that made Rachelle feel like she was being punched in the face just by looking at it.
Rosamund Hodge
#19. The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
Dov Davidoff
#20. It actually amazes me that there are people like that, who talk and talk and talk but have never been punched in the face; who just yell at each other and pray that a bouncer comes. I find that legitimately fascinating.
Paul Lazenby
#21. Judge not, lest ye be punched in the face for being a self-righteous prick.
Jim C. Hines
#22. Sometimes I'm amazed I've made it this far in life without ever being punched in the face.
Donna Augustine
#23. He had firsthand knowledge of getting punched in the face, and it was an experience he didn't want to repeat.
Josh Lanyon
#24. I recognize the look in Silas's eyes
adoration. I furrow my eyebrows and try to shake away the feeling of being punched in the face.
Jackson Pearce
#25. Waking up to an alarm clock is getting punched in the face by time.
J.R. Rim
#26. There have been some terrible winters in Chicago, where it feels like I'm literally being punched in the face, and everyone walks around looking stunned like they've just witnessed a murder.
Cecily Strong
#27. People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
Kevin Hart
#28. There's an old adage about everything looking better in the morning light. I'm guessing that whoever thought of that had never been punched in the face.
Tammy Blackwell
#29. My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face.
Gillian Jacobs
#30. Don't hurt them," I said to Jude, and I meant it. "Please."
"I didn't want to," he replied, and punched me in the face.
Michelle Hodkin
#31. Why not, if it feels good and someone offers? However, fucking wise? As of a few days ago, I just want one thing, and since he hasn't punched me in the face yet, I'm thinking I may have a shot at it.
Ella Frank
#32. If it were me, I'd have punched her right in the face, I don't care how good her bloody biscuits are.
Jennifer DeLucy
#33. I used to get so worked up about this or that boy, or who was passing notes in math class. All that stuff seems so far away now, ever since Real Life came along and punched me in the face.
M. Verano
#34. Wasn't that wonderful?
Breathing hard, Celeana didn't say anything as she punched Ansel so hard in the face that the girl went flying off her horse and tumbled onto the sand. Ansel just clutched her jaw and laughed.
Sarah J. Maas
#35. was extraordinarily unhandsome, as though God had created the ugliest human being possible and then punched him in the face.
John Connolly
#36. I had to came to tell you how beautiful you look. Really, Jay, you look amazing. Hard to believe the raggedy little girl who punched me in the face could grow up to look like this.
Jillian Dodd
#38. And the fact that she punched that girl right in the face without a moment's hesitation? I've got to hand it to her, she's tougher than I first thought.
Colleen Hoover
#39. I couldn't help myself. I hauled off and punched him in the face.
Leigh Bardugo
#40. Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.
Maureen Johnson
#41. He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack.
"Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the pain. "My greatest asset.
Richelle Mead
#42. Just like a boxer can't win without a few punches on his face, a student can't be fully trained without ups and downs.
Pawan Mishra
#43. Lee had made it pretty clear that I meant something to him and this was the cause of the joy that I couldn't quite tamp down. He didn't like me thinking I was a quick fuck. He didn't like me crying. He didn't like me trembling. And he really didn't like it when Terrible Teddy punched me in the face.
Kristen Ashley
#44. If the inspirational calendar had been a person, Gus would have punched it in the face.
T.J. Klune
#45. Her face brightened with a sudden flash of mischief, and without warning she punched him, surprisingly hard, in the ribs. "There!" she said. "Now I feel much better.
Aldous Huxley
#46. He sighed. A year since he'd left her the morning after the final battle with her brother. A year since he'd held her in his arms. A year since he'd kissed her. A year since he'd buried his head between her thighs. A year since she'd punched him in the face.
G.A. Aiken
#47. Don't," her knee narrowly missed connecting with his groin, "call me woman."
He smiled at her - his blood-stained teeth stark against his soot darkened face."Why?" She punched him in the jaw and he reeled, but stayed upright."Did the Chiona steal your gender as well as your likability?
March McCarron
#48. I agree with Ten, Taggart said tight before his left fist came out and he punched Ten right in the nose. "Damn it. I just fixed my nose, asshole." Ten put a hand to his face. He grabbed a napkin to wipe up the blood.
Lexi Blake
#49. Then she turned, punched me in the arm, and ran in her
bunk. I said with a straight face.
Phil Wohl
#50. It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
Joe Teti
#51. Wednesday: A thousand kids running around and trampling each other on the slides at Monkey Joe's. Afraid for Brady's safety and had to leave before I punched an eight-year-old in the face
Amber L. Johnson
#52. If you woke up, every day, and someone punched you in the face, for the first week, you'd go, 'Why is someone punching me in the face?' But, by the time you got through week two, you'd take it and just go on with the day.
Dominic Monaghan
#53. Fall down again, Bella?'
No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.
Stephenie Meyer
#54. I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
Bill Bailey
#55. And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face.
Penny Reid
#56. But now
it's like God has it out for us. Why both of them? Wasn't my dad enough? It's like death came and punched us square in the face.
Colleen Hoover
#57. Never before had he seen a woman so angry - or so seductive. It rendered him speechless. He couldn't fight the compulsion to kiss her.
She punched him on the chin, snapping his head back.
Gwynn White
#58. I've punched a fan in the face because he was obnoxious. I've also pinched a child and made him cry, but I was 10 then!
Kajol
#59. The bracelet and the first charm appeared the day I punched Austin Jackson in the nose. I didn't mean to slug him. His face just got in my way. It was a bruising end to a disastrous first month in middle school.
Jenny Lundquist
#60. The first time I met Hunter Zaccadelli, I punched him in the face. Granted, he completely and totally deserved it. He also asked for it, in so many ways.
Chelsea M. Cameron
#61. But if you can confront your inner demons - "
"I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded."
Valkyrie had to laugh. "But now he's back."
"Of course he's back. He's resourceful. He is my inner demon, after all.
Derek Landy
#62. And then a throb hits you on the left ide of the head so hard that your head bobs to the right ... There's no way that came from inside your head, you think. That's no metaphysical crisis. God just punched you in the face.
Andrew Levy
#63. That guy punched me in the face for not liking what I said. I thought this was a country where you can say what you think, eh?
Sai Marie Johnson
#64. Sexcastle is a perfect mix of homage and comedy, action and irony, loving tribute and hilarious send-up of the great, good, and ungodly-bad action movies of the '80s. I don't remember the last time a debut book hit me this hard. Literally, this book punched me in the face. It's THAT mean.
Matt Fraction
#65. One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.
Zach Braff
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