Top 25 Matt Fraction Quotes
#1. Who the hell let you animals into my office?
I'll have you know I was playing a VERY unimportant game of chess right now with a man that kept saying King me.
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#2. Some days it just feels like I'm here for the shoes and the eternal hope that I shall be issued minions.
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#3. Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties.
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#4. Boomerang arrow, Kate
It comes back to you in the end. Boomerang. Respect it.
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#6. The bank'll take everything you love sooner or later.
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#8. This is death during wartime and it is capricious as shit.
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#9. I had at some point the epiphany that if I wanted to be a writer, maybe I should stop thinking about writing, or stop writing about writing, and actually write.
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#10. You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living life
that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is
you take the shot.
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#11. You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!
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#12. Sexcastle is a perfect mix of homage and comedy, action and irony, loving tribute and hilarious send-up of the great, good, and ungodly-bad action movies of the '80s. I don't remember the last time a debut book hit me this hard. Literally, this book punched me in the face. It's THAT mean.
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#13. That's how I survived. Time and time again. That's my secret. I survived because I willed it to be ... How did I survive apocalyptic fire? I simply refused to feel the flames.
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#14. My kitty wishes to engulf you within her darkened delta of destruction.
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#16. You're into what you're into, I'm into what I'm into. We don't have to be into the same shit, and if you're safe, sane, and happy, then go on and get you some.
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#17. Having shot Stilt Man in the taint with a bazooka
I've come to realize every character is somebody's favorite character.
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#19. I reject passive consumption. I reject the premise. I will have no passive consumers. Casanova will not stop and explain itself to you. It will not allow you to flip through it while you're dropping a deuce and waiting for Batman to show up.
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#20. He played Sarah McLachlan. For the rest of my life whenever I'd get a latte or see a sick dog, I'd think about my hymen.
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#21. Because of this.
Because your funny.
Because you know Lolita.
And Nabukov and James Mason too.
Because you're cute and funny and i'm kind of sad and you haven't tried hitting on me once.
Because you weren't even trying ...
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#22. I'm going to ejaculate sparkles into your heart!
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#23. How do we define "normal?" Quite literally it comes from the Latin norma meaning "carpenter's square." Straight. And "abnormal?" That's from the Greek anomalos, and the Latin abnormis meaning "monstrosity.
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#24. Nay, father.
Some of us have been killing giants today and aren't in the mood to have a tea party.
- Thor, God of Thunder
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#25. Death to the pale-penised man-monster! Death to the pendulous-breasted harridan!
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