Ninja Quotes

#1. I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.

Shaquille O'Neal

#2. The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies!

Elisa Paige

#3. This is about as simple as games get. There isn't even the paltriest context for what you're doing; you're not exacting revenge on limbless pigs or feeding your pet bitch-lizard. You're a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you, and fuck fruit. Sitting around all smug on trees and in pies.

Yahtzee Croshaw

#4. Kiernan spins around nervously, eyes flicking between the door we just entered and one at the other end of the room. "You forgot to mention the guards. Kind of important, Pru!"
"Why? You've got a gun. And Evie says your friend there is a baby ninja.

Rysa Walker

#5. Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!

Alan Goldsher

#6. Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me.

Ottilie Weber

#7. Blogging, writing conventional articles, and being science consultant and pocket protector ninja to various web portals and TV programs, quite often trying to promote the penicillin of hard data to people who had no interest in being cured of their ignorance.

Stephen L. Burns

#8. 'Batman Begins' came out and it was really successful, and it had gritty naturalism. And suddenly ... I can't tell you how many movies I was pitched where it was, 'We want to do what you did with 'Batman' but with 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' or whatever.

David S.Goyer

#9. Kate& Derek
"No, Kate, you don't understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone."
I couldn't resist. "Like a ninja. In a puff of smoke.

Ilona Andrews

#10. Koji's mouth twitched in disgust. "Who are you people?" he asked, as he had before. "You're not ... " But he didn't even dare say that dangerous word
ninja.

Cheryl Aylward Whitesel

#11. My son craves picture books about Transformers and Ninja Turtles and the Hulk; they show one fantastic creature smashing or zapping another into smithereens on page after page. They are dull and ugly and show no interesting stories or models of conflict resolution or character building.

Russell Smith

#12. Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?"
"You are not a ninja, Shane."
"I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Rachel Caine

#13. It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.

Richelle Mead

#14. I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

Isaiah Mustafa

#15. Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.

Derek Landy

#16. Today a child told Santa Ken that he wanted his dead father back and a complete set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Everyone wants those Turtles.

David Sedaris

#17. I might have been more worried if I hadn't been defending myself against six brothers my whole life. And if I didn't have a mother who thought she was a ninja.

Alyxandra Harvey

#18. What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you ... a Ninja Turtle?

Elle Casey

#19. Yeah, I'm kind of proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja.

Victoria Dahl

#20. I'll be honest - I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy unless you do them in feudal Japan.

Scott Adkins

#21. You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks.

Shannon McKenna

#22. My dad and I used to watch 'Ninja Warrior' all the time back when it was in Japan. I would always say, 'I could do that,' kind of joking, but obviously kind of serious.

Kacy Catanzaro

#23. As far as I knew, Nadia was still with her new guy, some fancy tennis player from Brazil. Donatello or Michelangelo or something. Ninja Turtle? Yeah.

Ilsa Madden-Mills

#24. Grab the work when it comes, my man. Your competition is now a fourteen-year-old in pajamas with the username Truth-ninja-12 who believes fact-checking a story is reading his subject's Twitter feed. Be afraid.

Marisha Pessl

#25. Sometimes, I pretend to be a ninja spy when I'm walking through my house..but I always blow my cover when I run into the wall.

Dreamer Girl

#26. You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness.

H.M. Ward

#27. That was pretty ninja.

Evan Wright

#28. I really connected with martial arts. I'd always had a fantasy as a kid of being a ninja warrior, so it definitely answered that sort of need in my psyche, too - a need to be superpowerful.

Milla Jovovich

#29. P.S. You'll have to meet with Dan's principal when you get back. He got in trouble for doing ninja moves in class. Don't worry. This happens all the time.

Rick Riordan

#30. Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice
since there are lots of good and respectable people in the
world.

Masaaki Hatsumi

#31. As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you'd ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room.

K.A. Mitchell

#32. Well, here were the ugly facts. She had no mad-ninja-skillz to rely on and her family didn't know where she was. She didn't know where she was. The only way she was leaving was if this creature allowed it.

Danielle Monsch

#33. The Ninja, as you know, operates by stealth. And so, case in point: I put out records ... no one hears them! I make videos ... (whispers) no one sees! I go on tour ... (whispers) no one knows! NINJA! I was never here!

Henry Rollins

#34. Even though this mysterious ninja is evil, I think he is sooo cool.

William Thomas

#35. Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder.

Cassandra Clare

#36. I grew up watching 'Power Rangers,' 'Ninja Turtles', 'Batman.' You name it, I was a huge fan. And that's what I used to play with my friends. We would have the masks and the swords and pretend we had super powers.

Robbie Amell

#37. I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune.

Tom Jenkinson

#38. My weapon of choice is the nunchuck. I do like the bo as well, which I use, the staff. I'm not so good with the sword, but I picked a lot of stuff up on 'Ninja 1' with the sword.

Scott Adkins

#39. I became Vulnerability TED, like an action figure - like Ninja Barbie, but I'm Vulnerability TED.

Brene Brown

#40. I resented the reference to my super ninja moves as "sneaking around." "Displaying superior stealth" or "using viper-like reflexes" would have been much better

Emma Raveling

#41. To become a vampire, you must be bitten by one. To become a ninja, you first have to allow yourself to be one.

Jarius Raphel

#42. Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

Steve Aylett

#43. Mona was half ninja, half gunslinger, popping off charge after charge into the blue creatures.

Eoin Colfer

#44. He'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a huge guy with ninja skills.

Christopher Moore

#45. Looking for the meaning of life, one man can discover the order of the universe. To discover the truth, to achieve. a higher spiritual state, that is the true meaning of ninja..

Masaaki Hatsumi

#46. People don't expect a small Japanese girl to be able to break a man's arm.
"They didn't assume you were a ninja?

Demitria Lunetta

#47. I love feeling like I'm inhabiting the body of a ninja, like I could rob a liquor store with my bare hands if I wanted to.

Ronda Rousey

#48. Ninja chicken isn't he?" You grinned at me, rolling your sleeves up."We'll see about that."
You reached into the cage. Instantly Dick was onto your hand, clawing at you, biting chunks with his beak.
"Godamn rooster!

Lucy Christopher

#49. Gregori leaned forward. "Can you believe it? We're all a bunch of mutants! Just like the Ninja Turtles."
Angus blinked. "We - we're like ... turtles?"
Gregori burst out lauging.
Ian shook his head, grinning.
Connor snorted. "Nay. We have vampire DNA. No turtles.

Kerrelyn Sparks

#50. I struggled to hold her. It was not unlike holding a cat. Some wild, ninja, cat.

Melissa Wright

#51. I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.

Cassandra Duffy

#52. Growing up, I had a very vivid imagination and Leonardo was like my best imaginary friend that I spoke to. When things were tough, or I was scared in an unsafe environment, I always imagined that the Ninja Turtles would come to the rescue.

Ruby Rose

#53. Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus, what is that?
Keto turned. Coach Hedge promptly took off his fake foot and ninja-kicked her in the back of the head with his goat hoof.

Rick Riordan

#54. Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

Rachel Caine

#55. Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#56. I don't think I'm prepared to give away my technique to Great Britain. Are you crazy? All I can say is there was a ninja and a fire truck involved, and a great deal of coersion.

Ryan Reynolds

#57. I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.'

Joel Silver

#58. I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing.

Matt Smith

#59. Then in one fluid, unbelievably quick motion, he rolled off and stood. Jesus, the guy was part alien, part human, and part ninja.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#60. Hey ... You.. What's life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the next lord hokage of Konohagakure village. Uzumaki Naruto! Konoha-school NINJA!

Masashi Kishimoto

#61. I'm half Scottish, half Welsh and I regard red hair as perfectly ordinary. And to set the record straight, contrary to reports, he has never referred to himself as the 'Ginger Ninja'.

Helen McCrory

#62. Realizing he doesn't have any clothes on, James does a covert ninja move to retrieve his boxer shorts and is caught mid-roll as Penny emerges from the bathroom.

Ann Benjamin

#63. When I first heard of it, I thought it was a horror film. 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is such a strange name. I wasn't into the comic books at all.

Judith Hoag

#64. Look, the point is, tiny fire-breathing dinosaur, stacked up against a doofus not-so-ninja turtle and an overgrown iguana with a flower on his back - practical shit aside, he's clearly the ace choice.

Daniel Younger

#65. Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.

Molly Harper

#66. The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

John Green

#67. One more thing: Unless you are actually a ninja, a guru, or a rock star, don't ever use any of those terms in your bio. Ever.

Austin Kleon

#68. I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who grew up on 'Ninja Rap' to the soccer mom and grandparent.

Vanilla Ice

#69. I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.

Jason Purdy

#70. All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja ... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter.

Pat Barry

#71. Someone has to be the worst ninja in the class. That's just basic math.

Jenny Lawson

#72. Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja.

Barry Lyga

#73. She's like a kindness ninja. Sneaking around in order to help people.

A.S. King

#74. Never ask a ninja if she can jump - it's degrading.

Rachel Van Dyken

#75. Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now ... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again ... AND I WON'T ... !

Masashi Kishimoto

#76. Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?

Clifford Riley

#77. Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja.

Jarius Raphel

#78. You can be anything. You could be the President of the United States or the inventor of the next Internet or a ninja cardio-thoracic surgeon poet, which would be awesome because you would be the first one.

Cameron Russell

#79. That damn mara was an emotional ninja, sneaking up on your heart when you least expected it.

Rachel Vincent

#80. I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe.
Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.

A&E Kirk

#81. Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja!

Sho Kosugi

#82. sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria

Roslyn Grant

#83. You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.

Rick Riordan

#84. No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?

J.L. Merrow

#85. What do you expect me to do i am a pirate not a ninja!" - Annie, The House of Mystery

Matthew Sturges

#86. A trained bus thrower like Gabriel, or Robin Hood wannabe like Scarlet, or a ninja assassin like Tristan

Chelsea Fine

#87. I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.

John Green

#88. I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto

Masashi Kishimoto

#89. If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.

Jarius Raphel

#90. Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I am today. They got me into martial arts, meditation, surfing, skateboarding; big time influence on who I am today.

Greg Cipes

#91. Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?

Tate Hallaway

#92. That girl is like a fucking ninja.

Vi Keeland

#93. Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.

Stephenie Meyer

#94. Tristan, dressed in all black with a long dagger in his hand, exited the den as Gabriel reached the main floor . Gabriel stopped whistling and paused. Please tell me you're going to a ninja convention.

Chelsea Fine

#95. So, I heard you're this ninja or something.

Stephen Chbosky

#96. Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.

John Green

#97. I went to a Christian school, and as a kid, we weren't allowed to really watch anything violent, even 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'

Maggie Grace

#98. I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,' I used to love that as well.

Matt Smith

#99. Gentlemen, we just siezed an airfield. That was pretty ninja.

Evan Wright

#100. Including a mention of your impressive record ... The man who had penetrated and copied over a thousand techniques.. Kakashi the mirror ninja.

Masashi Kishimoto