Top 100 Ninja Quotes
#1. Maybe you're graduating from fireballs to lightning bolts," Adrian suggested. "I bet it'd be a lot like throwing ninja stars. Except, well, you could incinerate people.
Richelle Mead
#2. I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.
Shaquille O'Neal
#3. My favorite superheroes when I was younger were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they still are. Simply because they rule and you've got 4 different personalities to choose from depending on your mood ... And they're huge human-turtles!!
Jason Reeves
#4. Sasori, your strength came because of your soul, not in spite of it ... You were supposed to be a a top-class ninja puppeteer, not a worthless nobody who lets someone else pull the strings.
- Kankurou (Naruto Ch 518)
Masashi Kishimoto
#5. Anything can be a weapon in imaginative hands.
Jane Prowse
#6. Gentlemen, we just siezed an airfield. That was pretty ninja.
Evan Wright
#7. I went to a Christian school, and as a kid, we weren't allowed to really watch anything violent, even 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'
Maggie Grace
#8. I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,' I used to love that as well.
Matt Smith
#9. Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.
John Green
#10. Including a mention of your impressive record ... The man who had penetrated and copied over a thousand techniques.. Kakashi the mirror ninja.
Masashi Kishimoto
#11. Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Raphael
#12. Occupation: Writer
Occupational Hazard: Carpel tunnel
Solution: Wrist guards to bed or my hands do all the sleeping
Perspective: I've decided my wrist guards have turned me into a Ninja Superhero that hides in the shadows
Christy Hall
#13. Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.
Rachel Caine
#14. I've been reading titles from IDW for probably as long as they've been in existence. 'Ninja Turtles' is one of my all-time favorite properties ever. I also love, love, love 'Locke & Key.' I also love some of the things they do with pre-existing properties like 'Transformers' and 'Ghostbusters.'
Taran Killam
#15. Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs."
"Then you might be the cavalry," said Tom, "but I'm Santa Claus. Let's go downstairs and open some presents.
Jonathan Maberry
#16. I've worked out a Ninja Replacement Score for novels. It's basically the number of characters that need to be replaced by ninjas to make the book good.
Janni Lee Simner
#17. True love is limitless, patience and forgiveness are not ...
Jarius Raphel
#18. They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators. I decided not to use that one on Megan.
Brandon Sanderson
#19. Two guys jumped us on the way to get food," Cameron answered. "Ty is like ... a ninja on crack. He beat them up pretty spectacularly. Then we stole with their car.
Abigail Roux
#20. I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate ... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future ... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies ... I have lots of hobbies.
Masashi Kishimoto
#21. She wore leather pants, a long-sleeved shirt open over a tank top, and enough guns and knives to make her look like a pissed-off Ninja Turtle.
S.M. Reine
#22. I'm totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italian sausage.
Kevin Hearne
#25. Tristan, dressed in all black with a long dagger in his hand, exited the den as Gabriel reached the main floor . Gabriel stopped whistling and paused. Please tell me you're going to a ninja convention.
Chelsea Fine
#26. Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.
Stephenie Meyer
#27. Man ... ninjas are kind of cool ... I just don't know any personally.
Kanye West
#28. That girl is like a fucking ninja.
Vi Keeland
#29. Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science's biggest puzzles might be resolved.
Jasper Fforde
#30. A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Si Robertson
#31. Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?
Tate Hallaway
#32. Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I am today. They got me into martial arts, meditation, surfing, skateboarding; big time influence on who I am today.
Greg Cipes
#33. If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.
Jarius Raphel
#34. May my enemies live long so they can see me progress.
Ninja Visser
#36. I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.
John Green
#37. A trained bus thrower like Gabriel, or Robin Hood wannabe like Scarlet, or a ninja assassin like Tristan
Chelsea Fine
#38. What do you expect me to do i am a pirate not a ninja!" - Annie, The House of Mystery
Matthew Sturges
#39. No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?
J.L. Merrow
#41. sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria
Roslyn Grant
#43. I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe.
Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.
A&E Kirk
#44. That damn mara was an emotional ninja, sneaking up on your heart when you least expected it.
Rachel Vincent
#45. You can be anything. You could be the President of the United States or the inventor of the next Internet or a ninja cardio-thoracic surgeon poet, which would be awesome because you would be the first one.
Cameron Russell
#47. I kick-kick game, can't injure Nicki. That's why they nick-nicknamed me Ninja Nicki.
Nicki Minaj
#48. Sure, in a ninja's world, those who violate the rules and fail to follow orders ... are lower than garbage. However ... those who do not care for and support their fellows ... are even lower than that! - Obito Uchiha
Masashi Kishimoto
#49. You're just a really loud, awkward ninja, but we are both ninjas.
John Green
#50. Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#51. There stood Dan alone, with a ninja mask pulled over his face. Fifteen hissing bottle rockets were pointed right them.
"Screaming bottle of death-jutsu!" Dan yelled.
Clifford Riley
#52. I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."
Jonah Hill
#53. If you plan to pass the pop quiz later, I'd advise it."
"It ain't a pop quiz if you warn people beforehand. Doofus."
"That's llygad-doofus to you, and did I say pop quiz? 'Cuz I meant ninja-quiz since you'll never see it coming.
Adrian Phoenix
#54. The main difference between writing JavaScript code like the average Joe (or Jill) and writing it like a JavaScript ninja is understanding JavaScript as a functional language.
Anonymous
#55. I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
Darynda Jones
#56. Reread that Bronte book all you want, but Jane Eyre's never going to get gender-reassignment surgery or train to become a kick-ass ninja assassin.
Chuck Palahniuk
#57. Why are you so nervous?" Tate looked up to see Lucas giving him a dirty look. "This is easier that the regular season, we go out and have fun."
"No, you get to have fun, I need t be super ninja goalie against every great forward in the league.
Toni Aleo
#58. My first job, actually, was a Chicago Bulls commercial. I was a ninja. I walked with a limp for a week afterward and got paid 500 dollars 6 months later. Thanks, guys.
Samuel Witwer
#59. Tomorrow we bite
The hand that feeds us today
Either way, we'll eat
Chris Dahlen
#61. N the world, those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.
Masashi Kishimoto
#63. Maybe Park had paralyzed her with his ninja magic, his Vulcan handhold, and now he was going to eat her.
That would be awesome.
Rainbow Rowell
#65. Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#66. Maybe I could be a ninja assassin too, Jack thought.
Jane Seville
#67. My secret passion is motorbikes. I want a Kawasaki Ninja.
Petra Nemcova
#68. I like it when my five-year-old asks me if a woman in a burka on the subway is a ninja.
Jim Gaffigan
#69. A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.
Dinah Katt
#70. I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.
Megan Fox
#71. I'll learn all the katas and be the ninjing-est ninja that ever ninjed." Bubbles whined, so I bent down to rub his silky little head. "Is it the c-word, Bubbs? Don't you worry, we love the doggas as well as the katas." David laughed.
J.L. Merrow
#73. I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.
Shaquille O'Neal
#74. Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one?
Dougie Poynter
#75. Do you know about the Turtle?" She said turtle in a way that made it sound like a proper noun. I thought of saying I know about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and didn't. It was decades too early for Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo. So I just shook my head. She
Stephen King
#76. A master can teach many things. But the most important lesson for a ninja is to learn oneself.
Jarius Raphel
#77. The rat scuttles, the big cat creeps, the monkey dashes,
The bat glides, the white crane soars, the lizard darts,
And the owl hoots
In the middle of the night.
Sandy Fussell
#78. Pandora, meet my brothers, Leonardo and Michelangelo."
"Like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" she couldn't resist asking.
"Like the Renaissance painters," Leo snapped. He exchanged a snarl with his twin brother. "I seriously hate those damned turtles.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#79. The first priority to the ninja is to win without fighting.
Masaaki Hatsumi
#80. I'm a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel.
Tabi Card
#81. Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.
Etgar Keret
#82. I'm not thrilled. And I totally reserve the right to angst over all this later. But honestly, Mom? Right now, I'm so happy to see you that I wouldn't care if you're secretly a ninja sent from the future to destroy kittens and rainbows.
Rachel Hawkins
#85. He looked like a sexy ninja. Or a tiger ready to pounce on his prey. She just looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet. Curse the male species for making danger look so good!
Leia Shaw
#87. You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires
Kathy Reichs
#88. Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something?
Sarah Mayberry
#89. Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Will Advise
#90. Some people seem to have a black belt in selfishness ... ninja narcissists with no regard to how they impact those around them ... but at the same time, a master at the art of playing victim.
Steve Maraboli
#91. Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?
Clifford Riley
#92. Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now ... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again ... AND I WON'T ... !
Masashi Kishimoto
#94. She's like a kindness ninja. Sneaking around in order to help people.
A.S. King
#95. Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja.
Barry Lyga
#96. Someone has to be the worst ninja in the class. That's just basic math.
Jenny Lawson
#97. All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja ... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter.
Pat Barry
#98. Humans lose focus of the big picture when they're drunken in the midst of their feelings. - Tojuro Hattori
Yuhki Kamatani
#99. I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.
Jason Purdy
#100. I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who grew up on 'Ninja Rap' to the soccer mom and grandparent.
Vanilla Ice
