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#1. Starlight is best felt at noon... - Author: Will Advise
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#2. I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. - Author: Will Advise
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#3. Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading. - Author: Will Advise
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#4. Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining. - Author: Will Advise
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#5. The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that. - Author: Will Advise
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#6. Nothing brings home closer than going home... - Author: Will Advise
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#7. Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness. - Author: Will Advise
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#8. To share is just to align with a person. - Author: Will Advise
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#9. Life is always just to learn. - Author: Will Advise
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#10. A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective. - Author: Will Advise
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#11. And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he'll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that. - Author: Will Advise
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#12. To feel is to go to the places you were. - Author: Will Advise
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#13. I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet. - Author: Will Advise
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#14. Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go. - Author: Will Advise
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#15. Rain is the purest of natural happenings. - Author: Will Advise
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#16. The fastest way to go home is to be home... - Author: Will Advise
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#17. Always carry what is beautiful in your heart. - Author: Will Advise
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#18. Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains. - Author: Will Advise
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#19. Home means always here... - Author: Will Advise
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#20. If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Author: Will Advise
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#21. Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit? - Author: Will Advise
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#22. Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday. - Author: Will Advise
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#23. To fix hearts one must know one's own. - Author: Will Advise
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#24. Nostalgia is missing what might come back. - Author: Will Advise
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#25. To find doesn't always require to search. - Author: Will Advise
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#26. The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself. - Author: Will Advise
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#27. Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am. - Author: Will Advise
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#28. Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. - Author: Will Advise
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#29. A kid is what you feed it,
plus from that what can be gathered. - Author: Will Advise
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#30. The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway. - Author: Will Advise
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#31. I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that's going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity? - Author: Will Advise
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#32. All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth... - Author: Will Advise
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#33. Love is that which doesn't die. - Author: Will Advise
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#34. One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean. - Author: Will Advise
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#35. What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home. - Author: Will Advise
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#36. I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything. - Author: Will Advise
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#37. To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge. - Author: Will Advise
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#38. To love one must focus one's heart on another. - Author: Will Advise
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#39. The meaning of life is to make life be more. - Author: Will Advise
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#40. Love can be simply the absence of tension. - Author: Will Advise
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#41. When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. - Author: Will Advise
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#42. To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night... - Author: Will Advise
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#43. I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left. - Author: Will Advise
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#44. Nostalgia is a longing for your home. - Author: Will Advise
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#45. The morning sky is a thought of the stars. - Author: Will Advise
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#46. I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? - Author: Will Advise
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#47. IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. - Author: Will Advise
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#48. A heart is all that didn't get removed. - Author: Will Advise
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#49. If it's public, it's not bonding. - Author: Will Advise
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#50. Love can be found mainly amongst stars - Author: Will Advise
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#51. Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end. - Author: Will Advise
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#52. To find true love simply one must just adore. - Author: Will Advise
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#53. Youir're doing this wrong. - Author: Will Advise
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#54. When one is just sad one should just be alone. - Author: Will Advise
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#55. If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do. - Author: Will Advise
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#56. As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really. - Author: Will Advise
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#57. Minimalism is saying all by saying nothing. - Author: Will Advise
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#58. Love is always more than friendship. - Author: Will Advise
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#59. Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can... - Author: Will Advise
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#60. Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead. - Author: Will Advise
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#61. I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile. - Author: Will Advise
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#62. The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit. - Author: Will Advise
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#63. When one is in love one thinks only of one. - Author: Will Advise
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#64. To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,
by what can't be it must be challenged... - Author: Will Advise
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#65. To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it. - Author: Will Advise
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#66. I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think. - Author: Will Advise
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#67. Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie. - Author: Will Advise
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#68. If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole. - Author: Will Advise
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#69. To adore one has to yearn. - Author: Will Advise
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#70. When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. - Author: Will Advise
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