Top 70 Will Advise Quotes
#1. When one is in love one thinks only of one.
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#3. To find true love simply one must just adore.
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#4. Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.
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#7. A heart is all that didn't get removed.
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#8. IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.
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#9. I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?
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#10. I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.
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#12. I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.
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#13. To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...
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#14. When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.
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#15. Love can be simply the absence of tension.
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#16. The meaning of life is to make life be more.
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#17. To love one must focus one's heart on another.
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#18. To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge.
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#19. The morning sky is a thought of the stars.
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#20. When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.
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#22. If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.
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#23. Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.
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#24. I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.
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#25. To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it.
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#26. To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,
by what can't be it must be challenged...
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#27. When one is just sad one should just be alone.
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#28. The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.
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#29. I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.
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#30. Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.
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#31. Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...
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#33. Minimalism is saying all by saying nothing.
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#34. As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.
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#35. If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.
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#36. Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
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#37. Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains.
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#38. Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.
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#39. The fastest way to go home is to be home...
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#40. Rain is the purest of natural happenings.
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#41. Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.
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#42. I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.
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#43. To feel is to go to the places you were.
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#44. And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he'll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that.
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#47. To share is just to align with a person.
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#48. Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness.
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#49. Nothing brings home closer than going home...
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#50. The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.
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#51. Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.
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#52. Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading.
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#53. I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.
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#54. A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.
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#55. What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home.
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#56. One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
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#58. All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...
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#59. I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that's going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?
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#60. The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway.
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#61. A kid is what you feed it,
plus from that what can be gathered.
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#63. Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am.
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#64. The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself.
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#65. To find doesn't always require to search.
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#66. Nostalgia is missing what might come back.
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#67. To fix hearts one must know one's own.
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#68. Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.
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#69. Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?
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#70. If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life.
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