Top 14 Dinah Katt Quotes
#1. Do not go where you don't belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one.
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#2. Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet, deciding to play nice. After all, they were just poor dumb guys who couldn't help it that there weren't enough brains in their genes.
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#3. Little known fact: When you get really scared and too many scary things happen at once, you can leave your body. I don't know if it's your soul or your consciousness or what, but you can literally float up in the air over your body and watch what it's doing.
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#4. This was a true pants-pooping moment.
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#5. I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was a very unsettling thought. What if I was really dumb and didn't know it?
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#6. I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.
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#7. I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told me to stay still until he expired and chalk this one up to divine intervention.
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#8. A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.
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#9. Sometimes the only thing a person has to hold onto is a bubble and that's enough to keep them afloat. If the bubble busts, they sink like a stone.
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#10. I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It's amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds.
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#11. I mean, were you born a freak?" I asked. I flinched at my own words. I didn't mean to be rude it just came out that way. The girl rolled her eyes to me. "I don't know. Were you born stupid?" Okay, maybe I deserved that. "Yeah, probably.
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#12. She looked mean, but I think that was her natural resting face.
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#13. That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird
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#14. And that's basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I'm not saying I can explain all the time travel parts or the magical tattoo parts. You may not even believe me. That's okay, though. I know it happened and that's all that counts.
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