Humor Color Quotes

#1. What the hell are you doing with my underwear?"
He kept his response flippant. "I don't have this color in my collection.

Miranda Liasson

#2. I'm bored of this. I want to hear about you. Favorite color. Go."
I laugh. "Green."
"I'm green!"
"Fuck yeah you are."
"Why are you laughing? Isn't this what friends do?"
"Interrogate each other?"
"What? Uh, sure. I don't know what that means. But yes.

Hannah Moskowitz

#3. I'd be looking at some stony sculpture Michelangelo would have killed his grandmother to be able to do, and thinking, I don't know that color, that color doesn't exist, but like wow.

Robin McKinley

#4. My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.
-Penelope Featherington

Julia Quinn

#5. Crayola makes all kinds of crazy colors. You know. Burnt umber. Burnt sienna. Blanched almond. Baby-shit yellow. And so on, and so forth. I'm just saying, cockroaches Have their own color. It's distinct. Crayola should get on that. The kids'll love it.

Chuck Wendig

#6. Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars
new cars
that have automatic transmission. It'd be a million times easier."
Adrian shrugged. "I like the color. It matches my living room.

Richelle Mead

#7. We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#8. History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with
it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.

Jasper Fforde

#9. Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?

Suzanne Collins

#10. My first boyfriend was black as well, but that doesn't prove I'm color-blind, just that I like big butts.

David Sedaris

#11. Her heavy peasant face was fringed by a bang of red hair like a woolen table-spread, a color at once strange and attractive, an obstinate color, a color that seemed to make Lena feel something alien and bad-tempered had settled over her forehead ...

Djuna Barnes

#12. Danny shook his head, amusement relaxing the tense line of his mouth. 'Is that all you think about?'
'No! Sometimes I think about food. And beer. The color cyan. I'm a complex and multilayered flower, Danny.

Louisa Edwards

#13. ... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.

Sharon Green

#14. My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.

Bruce Bruce

#15. It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was all about zebras.

Anonymous

#16. If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.

Edward R. Murrow

#17. Just think of the color and vivacity that love can bring back into your life. "You know, they say there are seventeen shades of love!"
"Seventeen shades?" Julia sobbed even louder. "What am I supposed to do with that?

Olga Toprover

#18. I'm cheerful because the alternative is to see obstacles everywhere and expect people will hurt you. I choose to live in full color. I choose to say hey there to the hotties, fuck off to the haters, tell lovers how I want it, and people how it shall be.

Kate Meader

#19. Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?

Andrew Shaffer

#20. We're all under the streetlamps, everyone's the color of day-old piss. When I'm fifty, this is how I'll remember my friends: tired and yellow and drunk.

Junot Diaz

#21. Sometimes I think teachers like Ms. Harmer view creativity as something dirty and slightly embarrassing, and would prefer to turn kids into people who color inside the lines.

Generally speaking, I don't care much for lines.

Jenny Lundquist

#22. A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.

Alan Sherman

#23. We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.

John Locke

#24. I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too.

Dr. Seuss

#25. There were four cars to choose from, identical except in color. Charles raised an eyebrow at Anna and she trotted around them, pondering.
"Gray, white, and silver would all blend in," she told him.
"By all means let's take the metallic orange," he agreed somberly.

Patricia Briggs

#26. The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan

Penny Reid

#27. I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

Darynda Jones

#28. History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

Paula Wall

#29. I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

Karen Marie Moning

#30. Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.

Lori Goodwin

#31. It's physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It's like saying you're color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form."~Jordan

Eli Easton

#32. Satan was seen buying a cafe au lait of Friday the thirteenth in the year of the dog. He was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and a monocle on a gold chain the color of the sun. The lights of the casino filled his good eye. Our days are numbered, our weeks are fading away.

Michael Bible

#33. Skin color doesn't make you different,' Melody said. 'We're all the same on the inside.' 'The only people who ever say that,' Raymon replied, 'are white.

Jodi Picoult

#34. How can I give you nothing? Do you seriously expect me to buy nothing, wrap up nothing, stick a gift tag on nothing, send a card saying I really hope you like your nothing and lie awake worrying that the nothing I got you was the right color nothing you always anted? Have a heart!

Hilary McKay

#35. Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

Allen Klein

#36. Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.

Madonna Ciccone

#37. I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.

E.L. James

#38. Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

Denis Leary

#39. Hrun the Barbarian, who was practilly an academic by Hub standards in that he could think without moving his lips.

Terry Pratchett

#40. Oh, come on! Nobody's favorite color is BROWN!

Lee Blessing

#41. If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

Laura Schlessinger

#42. I've been trying to figure that out since I met him. I've had more luck trying to smell the color nine.

Jenny Allen

#43. Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.

Charlaine Harris

#44. Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel.

Kathy Reichs

#45. He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.

Susan Andersen

#46. My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.

Saket Assertive

#47. Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants.

Jessi Arrington

#48. So you do know!" I shouted. My phone lay there like a genie's bottle, inanimate and yet containing the ability to grant me wishes and knowledge. "Girl, spill before I come over and dye your hair a natural color.

Atom Yang

#49. It's that I think Will is angry with me," Tessa explained. "So whatever he told you - "
He laughed. "Will is angry with everyone," he said. "I don't let it color my judgment.

Cassandra Clare

#50. And I've thought of a way to help you with the concept of color.
Close your eyes and be still, now. I'm going to give you a memory of a rainbow.

Lois Lowry

#51. Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Jerry Seinfeld

#52. heard in America's streets. Yiddish theaters are still drawing crowds, and off-color humor fueled by vaudeville, jazz, and burlesque is flourishing in the Jewish Riviera resorts of the Catskills. Jewish humor

Paul Goldberg

#53. Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don't want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.

Dan Florence

#54. But pink's a nice color."
"Not for goblins. Pink is the color of pure evil."
I had a flashback to shopping for one of my nieces in the all-pink Barbie aisle at Toys "R" Us. I had to admit, it had creeped me out. I nodded. "I can see that.

Lisa Shearin

#55. Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.

Bill Cosby

#56. one of the healthy vegetable with different color, it come in by a lot of fun and beautiful fall season. Gardening, seasons, life, and what people doing with pumpkin. Family can have a lot of fun and enjoy their time (and at the same time learn a lot of new things)

Jill Esbaum

#57. The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.

Jesse Petersen

#58. You wouldn't happen to have a pipe and a bit of tobacco about, would-
i heard that!
gandalf enjoyed a good pipe!
why do you think he's called gandalf the gray? it wasn't for the color of his robes

Margaret Weis

#59. My Lord ... what is Death like?" called the old man tremulously.
"When I have investigated it fully, I will let you know," came the faintest of modulations on the breeze.
"Yes," murmured the Loremaster. A thought struck him. "During daylight, please," he added.

Terry Pratchett