Top 57 Eli Easton Quotes

#1. My mom told me once - relationships end until the one that doesn't. So you can't be sad, really. Because if the wrong ones didn't end, you wouldn't be available when the right one came along.

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#2. No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.

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#3. Roman, it's all fine! Okay? You can top, bottom, or do it sideways, it doesn't matter."
"You can do it sideways? Is that like spitting sideways?

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#4. At this juncture? Huh. It was just possible Tim had finally met someone as bad with people as he was himself.

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#5. He looked like someone cosplaying Eric Estrada except, yeah, way cuter.

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#6. I had no clue what I was going to do with a male, or how to do it, but I knew I was going to do it right goddamn now or die trying.

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#7. Do you actually see the testosterone pour out of you when you work out, or is it more of a mist?

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#8. Look, human men are either 'gay' or 'straight'. Well, there are other options, but let's not get into that right now.

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#9. My tongue surged in and out of his mouth. It fit so perfectly it was as if Fielding had been designed for me to kiss him just like this.

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#10. The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond - won under tremendous pressure.

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#11. For Lady Elaine, from her brother, Sir William,

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#12. But Christian ... he was unique, a rose blooming in a frozen tundra.
Had Christian been a woman, he might have married a king. As a man, he could have any woman's bed, or all of them.
He could inspire ballads. He could inspire wars.

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#13. There was no decision to make, really. When, against all odds, the miraculous happened and the spaceship landed for you and the hatch opened, you got on. The end. It didn't even matter if you would wind up as food or taken on a trip to the stars. Some things were worth the risk.

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#14. Because it hurts to be without you. Fuck. It physically hurts

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#15. Looking away did not help. He was never less than half-hard, and the woods along their route had seen enough of his covertly spilled seed to establish a forest of Brandons, could babes grow as trees did.

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#16. A rumor began, possibly started by a certain dark-haired archer, that William had tragically lost his true love and had vowed to live with a broken heart.

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#17. It's physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It's like saying you're color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form."~Jordan

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#18. Uh-huh. You can't fool me. The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond - won under tremendous pressure. Well, whatever fire forged you, you are special. You're a jewel." Michael

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#19. Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said.
"Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just ... I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me.

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#20. The time I spent with Sloane was like boxing with my frontal lobe.

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#21. You're going to drive me crazy, aren't you," Hank said.
"Crazy is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it's insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific?

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#22. Don't worry about what other people think. Do what makes you happy. Do whatever it takes to make the people in your life happy. Court joy as if it were the air that you needed to breath[e].

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#23. No matter how many times I'd fantasized about being with a guy, being with Owen, it had never come close to the reality. I love, love, loved everything about this. Holy sexual paradise, Batman, I was so fucking glad I was gay! (Jordan)

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#24. Were you in Hell itself, Christian. I would always come for you.

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#25. Surely, one kiss wasn't enough to turn Fielding the virgin into Fielding the seducer.

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#26. ...But you, Lance, you've always needed someone special. And...I knew it was right when I met Tim. He needs you too, so much."

Lance just looked at her helplessly, unable to say anything.

"Oh, my dear son." She squeezed his hands. "He makes you dance.

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#27. I love you, William. I know I cannot ask you to be something you detest, no matter how much I want to be with you. But I love you.

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#28. The only ones I really dislike are the E.D. patients. I don't understand why they get to wake Michael up at 3 a.m. if they get an erection, but I have to wait until 7.

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#29. When you first approached me, all I could think was that life didn't work that way. The most beautiful boy in the universe doesn't come knocking on the grisly recluse's door. If I wrote that plot, I'd be laughed off Goodreads.

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#30. To all those who struggle for human rights for LGTB people

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#31. Three days later, Hank and I were no closer

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#32. I swear to God, Boss," he said one day. "Ya ain't never been a talker, but lately, if ya'd a had to rub two words together to make a fire, you'd a done froze to death.

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#33. Crying. Milo was crying. It was a soft, muffled sound, but Jason's ears were quite powerful and the house was otherwise quiet. It sounded something like sobs and something like a dog's throat-whine. Aw. Hell.

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#34. Something hot rolled over in my stomach. It felt like uneasiness that maybe shared a condo wall with terror. And maybe arousal lived a couple of doors down.

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#35. Why don't we sneak out of here so I can have some of your greatness thrust upon me?

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#36. Um.. This conversation was probably the worst idea I'd ever had in my life. I was able to picture everything Jordy described, in freaking 3D. And it was turning me on- like plugging into a power grid sort of turning me on. I felt hot all over and my dick was starting to throb. (Owen)

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#37. I felt a rush of relief and pleasure so dense it was like swallowing a ball of light. Jesus. This love thing was not for wimps.

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#38. I'm not very good at multi-tasking. My therapist says I have an over-developed ability to focus.

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#39. Being bisexual is like spending your life choosing between meat and potatoes." Marnie suddenly guffawed. "Make that bananas and mangos!

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#40. New love is grand. Savor all the crazy, muddled might of it.

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#41. If we're being honest, then, yeah, it's going to suck donkey ass. But we'll get to the other side, and we'll be together.

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#42. They both climbed into bed and met in the middle, all cold sheets and warm intentions.

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#43. I really, really like him. I mean, I like him more than it makes any sense to ... Like my heart has already signed the contract and picked up the keys even though my brain is still going 'wait ... what?

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#44. By the Virgin, it was the longest, most torturous week of his life! William would much rather roar into battle and take on an army than wait, helpless. The Lion ached to feel blood on his claws. He was thirsty for it. It

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#45. Had Christian been a woman, he might have married a king. As a man, he could have any woman's bed - or all of them. He could inspire ballads. He could inspire wars. William

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#46. I'm not climbing that bedamned tree to get you!" William insisted. Christian snorted. "As if you could." William dropped his sword and climbed the damned tree. A

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#47. In her face I saw what I'd never fully admitted to myself- the humiliatingly pathetic hopelessness of my love.

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#48. My mind was not driving the car. If you doubt me, try being a twelve-year-old boy with your biggest sexual fantasy punning you against a wall mostly naked in a pool, and then tell me I'm lying

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#49. I didn't kiss him back even as my body went wild internally, blood being police escorted to certain extremities, endorphins diving out of my pituitary gland like they were in a Busby Berkeley musical, my heart going all heavy metal.

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#50. Yeah." He hesitated, as if not wanting to push. "I'd love to have a few days with you before school starts. Here or back on campus or wherever." "I'd like that," I said, with as much of a casual attitude as I could muster, but inside it was all Wagnerian opera.

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#51. Sometimes, when your luck shifts, it does it so freaking loud that it jars your bones. I was determined not to get my hopes up crazy high, not about the barn and not about anything else either. But my bones? They fucking sang.

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#52. Say yes, Jordan," he said, shifting closer.
"No," I said.
Owen smiled. "Close enough." And then he kissed me.

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#53. His love, his heart, Sir Christian Brandon.

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#54. James rolled his eyes. "That was way harder than it should have been." "That's what he said.

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#55. Like an alchemist, he had taken something dark and painful, and he'd transmuted it into gold. In doing so, he'd created a new reality within himself, a new understanding and a bridge - a bridge to Michael.

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#56. I'm not a serpent, Father. I'm a crow.

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#57. See, I've had this notion about you and me since you was seventeen. I shouldn't have expected you to read my mind or wait till I was ready to do somethin' about it. I am sorry for that."
Ben smirked. "You're a little slow on the draw there. I was ten when I got that same notion.

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