With Baby Quotes

#1. No, baby, I'm all man," he said with a smirk, winking at her. "Want me to prove it? - Author: Jane Harvey-Berrick

#2. I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life. I love my baby, so I love getting to wake up with him. And I have the most amazing job, with writing that any actor would love and costars who I can't wait to see on Monday mornings. And I love coming home to my husband. - Author: Julianna Margulies

#3. Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears. - Author: Juliette Gordon Low

#4. What was I waiting for with regards to the sea-soaked woman laughing in front of me? What would I tell myself if I didn't watch her grow gorgeously ripe with our baby? If we didn't become sleep-deprived and snappy with each other as we tried to navigate the stormy seas of parenthood together. - Author: Dorothy Koomson

#5. I want to raise my own baby. I don't want my baby crying for some other strange lady, some nanny. I am not down with that. - Author: Tionne Watkins

#6. Must be the hair then. And the name change. And your new piss-poor attitude. Because every once in a while, I look at you and I don't see a Baby Doll anymore. I just see Alice Faye Dahl, Poker Champion Badass. With obvious, heavy influences from Ronald McDonald, of course. - Author: Elle Lothlorien

#7. I love you, Sport. I want to put my ring on you. I want to put my ink on you. I want to make a baby with you. - Author: Susan Fanetti

#8. Frankie is my baby. He is the sweetest dog in the world. Frankie is like the son I never had. He keeps me healthy; I walk and run him. I always feel that I need to spend more time with him and give him more attention. I find myself unloading my emotions on him. - Author: Esai Morales

#9. I see a woman in the night with a baby in her hand, under an old street light near a garbage can. - Author: Neil Young

#10. After hearts shot through with arrows, we have bunnies followed by a warlike fire in the sky, then ghosts, turkeys to honor more ghosts, and a baby born in a barn who is not yet a ghost but also a ghost, for whom we drag trees inside where they do not belong. - Author: Mary Ruefle

#11. Marketing with a small baby was more like a ninety-minute expedition into Darkest Borneo, requiring massive amounts of equipment and tremendous expenditures of energy. - Author: Diana Gabaldon

#12. I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby. - Author: Dane Cook

#13. Your promised me a round of angry sex." He hummed softly, with obvious relish. "I'm waiting for it baby."
"Not sure you want your dick anywhere near my teeth while I'm feeling this way about you. - Author: Sylvia Day

#14. The neon dust falls slowly, filtering through the stone canyons, settling on hats and fire hydrants, collecting on delicatessen awnings, filling the shopping carts and rickety baby carriages of the rag pickers with soft powdery snow. - Author: Donald O'Donovan

#15. But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with that baby. Just play with this beautiful little boy. - Author: Paul Reiser

#16. I'm not really out in the world all that much. I mean, I live with no phone signal, in the hills surrounded by trees, and I have, like, a mom and two baby deer that come by all the time, and my dogs and the squirrels are in a full-on feud every morning. - Author: Brie Larson

#17. That night, stargazing on the deck with Dad, eyes on the sky, he pointed out Orion, Betelgeuse. "It's an art to read the stars, baby."
I never wanted to leave his side-my sure song for so long. Now? His eyes are stone changed. Just looking at them hurts my heart. - Author: Norma Fox Mazer

#18. If I were king of the world, babies born in airplanes, balloons and blimps would, instead of choosing to be German, Maldivian or American, all get special heavenly blue passports with a stork on the cover labeled 'Sky Baby' - and they'd be allowed to come and go anywhere they please. - Author: Robert Krulwich

#19. He looked like a big baby goose with acne. This - Author: Neil Strauss

#20. If you want something to play with go find yourself a toy, baby, my time is too expensive and I'm not a little boy. - Author: Aaron Neville

#21. Well, now that I'm thoroughly and diligently queer, I expected more manly love-talk, you know? Not like Pretty Baby and feeding you grapes and stuff," he snorted.
"Uh, you mean like, hey you bastard I don't have a beer and nobody's sucking my dick, what's wrong with this picture? - Author: Z.A. Maxfield

#22. Tira begins to sing "I'm No Angel" to him as the screen fades: Baby, I can warm you with this love of mine. I'm No Angel. Aw, let me feel my fingers running through your hair, I can give you kisses ... - Author: Mae West

#23. One common cause of this mistake of preferring to imagine and admire a great ideal instead of beginning to do little deeds is our impatience with little baby steps, our lack of humility. - Author: Peter Kreeft

#24. For my own style, I love vintage. 60's and 70's are my favorite. I love baby doll dresses and the soft colors. I try to mix a little bit of modern into that - maybe I'll wear it with boots. At my school we wear a uniform, but we have one day a week we can wear whatever we want. - Author: Elle Fanning

#25. Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything. - Author: Arnold Wesker

#26. Whoa," a stunned voice said, whistling a row below me. "You're the girl Jude Ryder's going to marry and make baby superheroes with? - Author: Nicole Williams

#27. Even a Canadian baby with a harelip would be beyond our means. - Author: George Saunders

#28. I had a baby with no pain medicine, mainly because most people I talked to didn't think I'd be able to do it. So there! - Author: Busy Philipps

#29. You don't have a baby based on that publicity madness. People don't live like that. Especially black people who were raised in families with morals and standards and integrity. - Author: Whitney Houston

#30. The solution [to a crisis pregnancy] is not to kill the innocent baby but to deal with the mother's values and her attitudes toward life. - Author: Jesse Jackson

#31. Like a baby learning language, we learn how to communicate with God by listening to His words first. - Author: Timothy Keller

#32. If you don't have an idea, you can defer to someone else. It's like having a baby with someone - it's not a clone of you, but it's partly you. - Author: D.A. Wallach

#33. You'll walk with me out on the wire, cuz baby, I'm just a scared and lonely rider, but I gotta know how it feels ... I want to know love is wild, babe, I want to know love is real. - Author: Bruce Springsteen

#34. I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby. - Author: Aaron Eckhart

#35. Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and children. - Author: Dante Alighieri

#36. What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.' - Author: David Cross

#37. I want a love like Johnny and June
Rings of fire burnin' with you
I wanna walk the line, walk the line
Til' the end of time
I wanna love, love ya that much
Cash it on it give it all up
And baby when your gone I wanna go too
Like Johnny and June - Author: Heidi Newfield

#38. I can't remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older. - Author: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

#39. In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away. - Author: Laura Schlessinger

#40. Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. - Author: Mike Harding

#41. Also consider that someday, when you're dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#42. I know I shouldn't introduce my own memoir with this amount of insecurity, but my personal life philosophy is always to assume the worst, then you're never disappointed. BAM! Highlight that previous sentence, baby! - Author: Felicia Day

#43. There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face with life's reality. - Author: Tony Blair

#44. Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure. - Author: Chelsea Handler

#45. I actually did do a musical many years ago with John Waters called Cry-Baby, but technically it was only half me - it wasn't me singing. Tim's [ Burton] the only person brave enough to actually let me try to sing. - Author: Johnny Depp

#46. When I was a child, I probably should have been medicated about my obsession with The Spice Girls. I had the Buffalo shoes, a customised Baby Spice necklace - when I say custom-made, it was made out of plastic from the local mall - and a Union Jack dress. - Author: Blake Lively

#47. When I was pregnant, I had the romantic idea that after the baby was born I would not only take up reading in earnest again, but also write a novel while my daughter slept in her Moses basket. Of course, I barely had time to keep up with my magazines until she started sleeping properly. - Author: Kate Beckinsale

#48. Here a pretty Baby lies Sung asleep with Lullabies: Pray be silent, and not stirre The easie earth that covers her. - Author: Robert Herrick

#49. You're shirtless with the world's sweetest baby cuddled on those muscles. Put a shirt on, you beast, or I can't be held responsible for my actions. - Author: Christina Lauren

#50. From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay."
"Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet. - Author: Lisa Kleypas

#51. I spent my days spread-eagle in front of a fan, with bright pink calamine lotion slathered all over my undercarriage. If you walked into my room, you'd think I was giving birth to a Pepto-Bismol baby. - Author: Mamrie Hart

#52. Somethings you know right away to be final- when you lose your last baby tooth ... Other times, you have to work out the milestone via subtraction, a math you do to assign significance, like when I figured out that I'd just blown through my last-ever wednesday with Mom on the day after she died. - Author: Karen Russell

#53. I can't wait to use a BabyBjoern. I'm in love with the Orbit Baby stroller, and I also really like the Bugaboo. - Author: Marisol Nichols

#54. Baby-carrying means your hearts are close together. It's a very intense and beautiful way to bond with your baby, very intimate. It's also easier than a stroller. - Author: Kelly Cutrone

#55. Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby? - Author: Joni Mitchell

#56. Baby don't wake me, let me take you on an endless journey. We touch and the softest kiss explodes with lust. It's real and you can't deny the heat you feel. And if I die before I wake, baby that's all right. - Author: Steve Vai

#57. Oh my God! Sam said again, his voice shaking. I've given birth to something inhuman, Phoebe thought. A lamprey with row after row of teeth. - Author: Jennifer McMahon

#58. When I was born, my parents - my mother especially - couldn't come to terms with that fact that they had another baby girl. I know these stories in detail because every time a guest visited, or there was a gathering, they repeated this story in front of me that how I was the unwanted child. - Author: Kangana Ranaut

#59. Oh my god, you really are insane." "Probably," he said with a shrug, "but don't worry I doubt it's hereditary so the baby should be fine. - Author: R.L. Mathewson

#60. A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Author: Frank A. Clark

#61. We each have a litany of holiday rituals and everyday habits that we hold on to, and we often greet radical innovation with the enthusiasm of a baby meeting a new sitter. We defend against it and - not always, but often enough - reject it. Slowly we adjust, but only if we have to. - Author: Ellen Goodman

#62. He was afraid to pick up the baby. If he touched it, it might bond with him or something. Or he might leave fingerprints all over it. - Author: Judith Arnold

#63. Travis tapped my apple with his fork. "You gonna eat that, Pidge?"
"No, you can have it, Baby."
Heat consumed my ears when America's head jerked to look at me.
"It just came out," I said, shaking my head. I peeked up at Travis, whose expression was a mixture of amusement and adoration. - Author: Jamie McGuire

#64. Always and forever, baby, you're stuck with me. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#65. Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it. - Author: Britney Spears

#66. A daughter,' Rowley scooped up the child and held her high. The baby blinked from sleep and crowed with him. 'Any fool can have a son,' he said. 'It takes a man to conceive a daughter. - Author: Ariana Franklin

#67. All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me. - Author: Catherine Zeta-Jones

#68. Baby, Heaven doesn't want me yet, and Fuck if Hell can handle me, so you're kinda stuck with me. - Author: K. Bromberg

#69. As the baby latched on with surprising fierceness, the nurse offered her own prayer.
Let her be strong.
Let her be sly.
And let her be ugly. - Author: Kiersten White

#70. I'm not sure what kind of love you mean, baby, but if you mean do I want you to be with me forever, that I can't bear the thought of being without you as my lover, my best friend, my whole world....one day my wife, and my baby mama, then yes, I Love you, Love you! - Author: S.E. Hall

#71. I know it's superficial, and you can't measure art, which is supposed to be up to the individual, but I've watched the Oscars since I was a baby with my mother. - Author: Kerry Condon

#72. You need to stop questioning me. I'm the one with the dick, and the sooner you realize that, the easier this will be. Trust me, baby, you'll start to like it that way. - Author: Sarah Brianne

#73. The baby's body lay in a bassinet. He was the size of a half loaf of bread, his bones light as a bird's and stretched with thin skin. - Author: Jodi Picoult

#74. He puts the chain with the locket around my neck, then rests his hand over the spot where our baby would be. "You're going to make a great mother, you know," he says. He kisses me one last time and goes back to Finnick. - Author: Suzanne Collins

#75. When you're acting, everything is there around you, you just have to believe that it's real. When you're standing there with a slightly grey wig on and you have a baby in your arms screaming in your ear, you can go: "Well, I guess this is what it's like!" - Author: Jim Sturgess

#76. Oh baby, I could have come, just like this. With your fuck-me thighs opened up wide for me on the door. Now?" He laughed darkly. "Nothing will satisfy me unless I taste all that heat first. - Author: Tessa Bailey

#77. What do you do with mother love and mother wit when the babies are grown and gone away? - Author: Joanne Greenberg

#78. I press my eyes shut and will the thoughts away. But they refuse to comply, and instead, they lodge themselves in the crevasses of my brain, poking out just enough that I know they're still with me, like a tiny splinter in your baby toe that gnaws away at you with every step you take. - Author: Allison Winn Scotch

#79. Real beauty is when you're centered, when our mind is with the truth. That is how every baby is beautiful because they are centered. - Author: Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

#80. I usually doze off between 7:30 and 9 p.m. while putting my baby to sleep. Then I suddenly wake up remembering I'm an adult with no bedtime. I spend the next four hours catching up on reading, e-mails, and other adult pursuits until I collapse for good until sunrise. - Author: Padma Lakshmi

#81. Baby, my heart's splitting. I hate fighting with you. - Author: Jodi Ellen Malpas

#82. She put her hands on her hips and surveyed the area with a cocky smile on her face. The smirk spread when the traitor met my gaze.
"No hello for your old friend?" she asked me. "Don't be rude Baby Face."
"Go to hell, Wynn. - Author: Maria V. Snyder

#83. He was acutely aware of her chest rising and falling as she tortured him with silence for several seconds before finally opening her baby blues and saying, "That Was Epic." Then she broke into a fit of laughter. - Author: Robin Bielman

#84. I first heard music while in the womb. My mom tells me she played Tubular Bells with the headphones against her stomach all the time. A bit disturbing as I believe that is the theme to The Exorcist. Maybe she thought she was having Satan's baby. - Author: Venetian Snares

#85. I was sitting in a caf in London with my husband and baby daughter when my phone rang with the news! I feel so incredibly lucky and honored to be nominated, and so grateful to be part of the family that is The Killing. - Author: Mireille Enos

#86. When I was a baby, my mom used to have a dance school, and she used to teach classes there. We didn't have money for a babysitter, so she always brought me with her to the dancing school. Back then, I was already watching and listening to Michael Jackson for a long time. - Author: Afrojack

#87. My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck. - Author: Alexander Wang

#88. The baby gazed up at Alec with grave eyes only a shade darker than Alec's own. Alec gazed back at the baby. He looked as surprised as anyone else by the baby's sudden hush. - Author: Cassandra Clare

#89. Every time you give a parent a sense of success or of empowerment, you're offering it to the baby indirectly. Because every time a parent looks at that baby and says 'Oh, you're so wonderful,' that baby just bursts with feeling good about themselves. - Author: T. Berry Brazelton

#90. When you have a baby, when you feel his love, you feel so at peace with the world. You just want to share the good news and share how happy you feel. - Author: Shakira

#91. She's calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy's house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that's who. She's got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she's going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter! - Author: Tara Sivec

#92. Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair - Author: Stephen King

#93. We plan on delivering our baby to the soundtrack of Pink Floyd's The Wall while simultaneously watching The Wizard of Oz. If this kid works with us, we guarantee your minds will be blown! The - Author: Amy Poehler

#94. The man of imagination who turns to art for release and fulfilment of his baby promises contends with the sky through the layers of demoded words and shapes. - Author: William Carlos Williams

#95. Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. - Author: Wernher Von Braun

#96. The days, I can forget, baby doll. But the nights ... " His voice dropped to a hoarse growl, filled with intense feeling. "The nights will be torture knowing I won't have this for eternity. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#97. You know what happens when you push a dragon? They burn you alive, baby. You're playing with fire. - Author: Lisa Renee Jones

#98. I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.. - Author: Bill Engvall

#99. She'll have a time with that baby and only a tiger for a husband. - Author: Tea Obreht

#100. All the difference in the world between the movies and the thrill I get out of a play at the theater. Ay, yes! Like fooling around with paper dolls when you could be playing with a real live baby. - Author: Edna Ferber