Top 64 Viagra's Quotes
#1. Ecause when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.
Peter McWilliams
#2. If a chemical drug like Viagra is accepted by society and by the world to ignite desire, then what is the problem with my audio-visual drug called cinema which ignites desire? Both are basically doing the same thing!
Mallika Sherawat
#3. Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
Anthony Jeselnik
#4. If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
Russell Howard
#5. There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.
Doris Roberts
#6. I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson
#7. There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
Dolly Parton
#8. Stop stalling and spill the beans. What's up?"
Alexi tossed down her fork and leaned in close so no one else could possibly hear. "What's not up? We're like rabbits on Viagra.
Jennifer Saints
#9. Wow! My partnerships are multiplying like bunnies on Viagra.
Darynda Jones
#10. Female Viagra has been around for years ... it's called money.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#11. Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.
Matt Dunn
#12. The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
Jimmy Carr
#13. Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.
David Letterman
#14. Your blood reveal your most intimate secrets. Are you dying of leukimia or AIDS? Did you smoke cigarette or drink a glass of wine in the last few hours? Are you prozac because you're depressed, or Viagra because you can't get it up?
Tess Gerritsen
#15. Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.
Ai Weiwei
#16. I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
#17. Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Harvey Korman
#18. Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
Tim Reid
#19. I know that
On the store there is real
And fake
Viagra.... both can kill youx don't worry about that problem.
Deyth Banger
#20. Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.
Alonzo Bodden
#22. My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts
(Sophie to Royd)
Iris Johansen
#23. Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
Jay Leno
#24. denying his cock wasn't an option: When he'd backed off a couple months ago as a test pattern, within twelve hours he'd been ready to fuck a tree, he was so horny. Was there any such thing as anti-Viagra? Cialis Reversailis? Limpicillin? Rolling
J.R. Ward
#25. The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch.
Jay Leno
#26. Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.
Jackie Collins
#27. Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.
Tyler Knight
#29. The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
Joan Rivers
#30. I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it. (On the change in his body that Ali's intense physical training required)
Will Smith
#31. Do you respond to every e-mail you get, Becky?" Luke turns, incredulous. "Do you have a fine selection of Viagra substitutes too?
Sophie Kinsella
#32. REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.
Linda Howard
#33. It is an extraordinary fact but a true one that there are thousands of men in Britain who will never need Viagra as long as steam trains are in operation.
Bill Bryson
#34. Since when did the scent of a woman make him throw wood the instant it reached his nose? Since when did a woman's hair color make him feel as if he'd just freebased a bowl of Viagra?
Anonymous
#35. Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.
Paul Daniels
#36. I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.'
Donald Trump
#37. Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.
Dave Barry
#38. More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Jay Leno
#39. I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.
Randy Newman
#40. Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.
Emma Chase
#41. The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
Jack Welch
#42. You're just a big softy," he taunted. "The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning," Ty warned seriously.
Madeleine Urban
#43. I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis.
Election, erection, election, erection!
Either way we're screwed!
Bette Midler
#44. That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information."
"Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?
Christopher Moore
#45. My favorite Viagra ad, a Spanish-language print ad I saw some years ago, simply shows an image of the distinctive blue pill with the text "Un divorcio menos. Gracias, Pfizer." ("One less divorce. Thanks, Pfizer.")
Hanne Blank
#46. Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods ... a few seconds after he took Viagra.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#47. We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra ...
Chuck Palahniuk
#48. Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
George Montgomery
#49. I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.
Joan Lunden
#51. You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But when it comes to Viagra for men, they don't speak about cancer.
Jeanne Moreau
#52. There's an impotency Viagra can't touch - the inability of a man to speak ...
John Geddes
#53. I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Zach Braff
#54. If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal users of Viagra were young black men, using Viagra would land you time behind bars.
Ethan Nadelmann
#55. To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Rodney Dangerfield
#56. This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
David Letterman
#57. What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
Carroll Bryant
#58. I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
Daniel Dennett
#59. I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.
Kenny Rogers
#60. I just about prevent myself from laughing, but the information that coffee is basically faery Viagra just totally took the wind out of my sails.
Liz De Jager
#61. A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."
Frank Carson
#62. Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Robin Williams
#63. Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
Jimmy Carr
#64. You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
John Cena
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